Hi Gorgeouses!
She’s GOING TO JAIL! Paris Hilton is going to jail! For violating her probation (unknowingly, the heiress insists). FORTY-FIVE DAYS, Gorgeouses — IN JAIL! JAIL, Gorgeouses — no electronic monitoring or alternative thingamajigs. No. JAIL, baby! Starting June 5th. Nice. That’s what happens, kids, when you drive drunk, and then don’t take your LIGHT probation seriously. Ha! Can you say…"LOHOOOOOSER!"?
SCANDALOUS GIRL! I’ll keep you posted on what’s sure to be an appeal soon…. (Above pic: Paris, with streaked makeup, and her daddy.)
Here she is the day after court, looking innocent and pure in pretty white:
But, she looks sad — not her usual peppy self smilingly greeting the paps who camp outside her estate…. No, she’s sad. Here’s what she told the campers-out: "I told the truth yesterday. I feel that I was treated unfairly." She said she felt the sentence was "both cruel and unwarranted….I don’t deserve this." Whatevs. You’re FINALLY being a good role model — show the kids what REALLY happens when you do something as irresponsible and dangerous as driving under the influence.
Anyway, then she went shopping…
…shopping for pretty things with her mom….
Photo, with thanks, c/o Buzzfoto.
Personally, I think wearing THIS hideous number the other day shoulda sent her to jail permanently!:
Photo, with thanks, c/o X17.
Oh, and there’s MORE GOSSIP!
check it!!!!!
OOOOO BOY
New news: Mischa has a new boy toy (above). He’s purty. Old news: OUTFIT — GAAAAK!
Photo, with thanks, c/o Buzzfoto.
BAD MAKEUP DAYS…
GAHHHHHHHH! My EYES! My EYES! Is it me, or does Jessica Simpson look 44 years old here? Yikes!
YIKES! This is NOT a good makeup look for Nicolette Sheridan either. Less is best for her. But, the difference between her and Jess’s look? Nicolette IS 44…. So, not so bad…not so bad, after all. Not sure about the tie, though. I don’t care if it’s in right now. We all know that what’s in right now SUCKS (leggings? mini-dresses? cowboy hats?)
THE HILLS’ SPENCER PRATT AND HEIDI MONTAG’S NEW NOSE AND BREASTS ON THE BEACH IN MALIBU
Ew, I don’t know why I’m subjecting you to these pictures. I can barely stomach them myself. Oh, here’s a few more.
Ah, young love. They are SO posing. I miss the old Heidi….
Photos, with thanks, c/o Flynet.
Oh, and…EWWWWWW!:
…Saved the best for last, didn’t I…. HURL!
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Kay, I gotta be honest here. I’m in the WORST mood right now. There I said it. If I tell you I really HOPE my bad mood didn’t show in this post, PLEASE don’t tell me it did — because that’ll make me feel worse. Kay? thanks. LOVE! EVERYONE gets in bad moods. Don’t tell me you don’t because I WILL NOT BELIEVE YOU. HEEEEHEEEEHEEEE! — that’s me frolicking. YOU CAN’T stay in a bad mood if you FROLIC, RIGHT!? Weeeeeeee! LOVE!
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xo HALEY-O
I know what looks familiar on that Hill girl… She looks like my cousin… in a dumbmer way, doh!!
OH, and JEN — you have to really be a HILL’s fan to get the hurlingness of the photos, as you put it. Spencer’s such a SLEAZE!!! I did post a before and after pic of Heidi here: http://urbanmoms.typepad.com/cheatys_celebrity_gossip/2007/04/celebrity_gossi_4.html
LAV — you’re the sweetest…next to Minden, of course!
JEN — I don’t talk about drugs on this blog, remember? To incriminating, etc. There are pics of her with coke on her dress, though. EVEN worse is a VERY recent pic of Paris taking a drag of a very OBVIOUS marijuana joint….
Paris totally deserves it. Who does she think she is anyway??? Oh yah.
Btw, Haley, I have absolutely no idea who this Heidi person is and would love to see a before and after pic (sorry if I missed this) as I don’t really see the hurlingness of these aside from the fact that the pics look totally posed.
Oh..and any news on the latest Lindsay Lohan coke snorting episode?? Do tell!
haley you could never be in a foul mood.serves paris right.mischa when will you ever learn?jessica looks like a plastic mannequin.
B — Yes, but it’s better to be pale than like Jess’s mystery colour, no?
And, Heidi and Spence for SURE called the paps. They’re SOOOO posing! And, thanks for reassuring me about my mood…. 
ALI — Jess looks RIDICULOUS in that makeup!! Soooo Paula — you’re right!
LD — Yeah, you almost want to feel sorry for Paris. But, then you think of how stupid she’s been. Maybe jail will be good for her. A dose of brute reality….
TUGGY — I’ll keep you posted on Paris’ jail time. I’ve a feeling she’s in it for the long haul. The judge seems intent on making an example out of her. We’ll see about the appeal, though. And, yup, that’s Mischa, alright — aren’t the clothes enough proof of that???
JOD — LOVE your Sodom and Gamorrah analogy!
LMAO- jess looked gross in those pics that night, she needs to put those boobies away, and her skin – what colour would you say that is???
Paris – again LMAO- I got stopped this past Saturday for speeding – but I got let go with a warning- HE HE you suck Paris
I don’t know anything about The Hills- so I can’t give a comment but those two in the pic are paler than me and that’s sad real sad.
Paris – I don’t feel bad about her going to jail at all! Ya know, way back when, there were complete cities (Sadom & Gamorrah…depending on what religion you are…or aren’t) that were obliterated for less than what she does on a regular! Of course, that only further’s my theory that Paris Hilton is the anti-christ. JOKING…for the most part. Ha!
Mischa – new guy looks a bit like old guy.
Jessica – I love her, regardless.
Heidi & Spencer – BLECH! They probably called the paps themselves! And why are they so pale?? They live in California for God sakes!
Haley O – You can’t be in a good mood all the time…don’t apologize.
and is that REALLY Mishca? Doesn’t look like her for some reason….
So I’m wondering – how many days do you think Paris will actually BE in jail? Michelle Rodriguez was let out after – what – 2 – because of overcrowding? And did you hear Paris’ mom Kathy asked the judge for his AUTOGRAPH? Guess she was totally stupid in court…
I think it’s great that Paris is going to jail. Seriously. It’s about frickin’ time! Really she annoys me but she did look awfully upset.
And, no .. totally didn’t sound grumpy in your post. I was in a horrible mood yesterday. Maybe it was the weather.
ha! i thought that picture of jessica simpson was paula abdul!! hahahahahaha!