GIMME GIMME MOAH Gossip — con’t

…THERE’S MORE, Gorgeouses!

I hated leaving you out on a limb yesterday. So, here’s some MOAH gossip…. Starring….JENNIFER CONNELLY, BRITNEY SPEARS (of course), YOUNG AND THE RESTLESS, and more!

check it!!!   

WHEN BAD CLOTHES HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE

I don’t know what you Gorgeouses think, but, to me, this just SCREAMS "I AM ECCENTRIC" and also "I THINK I’M HIGH FASHION, BUT REALLY I CAN’T DRESS TO SAVE MY LIFE" and also "I’M SO RICH AND FAMOUS THAT I CAN GET AWAY WITH THIS"….. UGGERS! By the way, she’s dressed like this for the premiere of At Reservation Road, starring her, of course.
Photo, with thanks, c/o Splash.

BRITNEY SPEARS IS REALLY INTO HALLOWEEN — AND STUFF ABOUT HER CUSTODY LOSS

Look how tanned she is. After losing visitation rights (for failing to comply with court orders, i.e., to take random drug tests and meet with a parenting coach), she went to a tanning salon and then to McDonald’s. She may have a lot of Halloween trinkets and doodads on her dashboard, but something tells me that even her own kids won’t be knocking on her door…. Needless to say, Brit’s a total mess — she was even caught calling her judge an "old fart" who "gets off" on "tell[ing] people what to do."…. THIS JUST IN: Brit will probably have her visitation rights back soon enough — i.e., before the next court date (October 26th) — because she has, indeed, begun to comply with court orders; she and Kevin will be beginning they’re coaching sessions soon.

Oh, and, Britney had another car-related mishap: SHE RAN OVER A PAPARAZZI’S FOOT!
Photo, with thanks, c/o Splash.

THE MOST UNFLATTERING SHIRT

BRU-TAL! Like, WHO wears this? Scroll down to the bottom of the post to see WHO DOTH wear this….
Photo, with thanks, c/o X17.

AMY WINEHOUSE AND HUSBAND BLAKE FIELDER-CIVIL ARRESTED IN NORWAY

GET THEE TO REHAB PRONTO (or to a "nunnery" for that matter…, because, seriously….)! The famous druggies are at it again — arrested in Norway for possession of marijuana. They apparently spent one night in an Oslo jail…. Hmmm, that Amy…. What a great role model for our children. LOVE! Ahem.

Y&R PREDICTIONS

HAHAHAHAHA!!! Look how dramatic they’re getting with this! Pahlease! HILARIOUS! Anyway….

ADRIAN DIES! I CALLED IT! I mean, they HAVE to get rid of him already. Colleen is WAY too hot for him. He dies, Victoria gives birth 3 months early, and the baby WILL SURVIVE (because the JT-vs.-BRAD father mystery has been built up way too much for the baby not to survive). I would love it if Nicky would just die, though, because she’s such a LOSER now…. What do you think??

WHO’S THE BRALESS WONDER???

YOU GUESSED IT (because it’s, like, SO EASY! Hee!)….

Why, it’s Britney Spears, of course! Ick! Has she never heard of a bra? No, seriously…? There is nothing remotely attractive about that shirt. Oy already!
Photo, with thanks, c/o X17.

HAVE A GREAT WEEKEND!!! xoxo HALEY-O!