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You are here: Home / Uncategorized / GAGGY GOSSIP

GAGGY GOSSIP

November 28, 2006 by Unknown

Hi Gorgeouses,

Before we get into the good stuff, the stuff that really matters, I just want to point out that I PREDICTED IT! Yes I did. Because I’m psychic. I really am. I just knew: even though the "Sadie" in me (i.e., the one who leads with her head) said Sadie was going to win, the "Jen" in me (i.e., the one who leads with her heart) came through, and I predicted it RIGHT. (If you don’t believe me, see bottom of this post!) Yes. I predicted it all. JEN WON! She is Lorenzo’s new girlfriend — ooOOoo!

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Sadie was just too competitive and too I’m-a-virgin-and-saving-myself-for-marriage-so-I’m-perfect-and-strong-and-the-goodest-and-most-princessy. So, he made the right decision. Although, I still don’t think they’ll last. I know, pessimistic. But, I just don’t. Call me psychic.

CHECK IT!!!!!

HILARY DUFF AND JOEL MADDEN SPLIT

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Shocker of all shockers, Hilary and Joel have split! Say it isn’t so! And, seriously, I totally had a premonition about this the other day (see? psychic!). I was just thinking about how solid they seem to be amidst the apparent break-up plague by which Hollywood has been beset lately…. The reason they split hasn’t been divulged. Many peeps think it’s the 8-year age gap (Hil=19; Mad=27).

BRITNEY. GAG.

I saw Britney’s vagina on the internet. Gag. Yes, I saw the pics. Gag. And I’m not linking to them. Gag. And I’m, of course, not posting them. Gag. Because they’re seriously ew. Gag. And sad. Gag. And do you really want to see Britney’s vagina? Gag. I sure regret seeing it. Gag. *Shudder.* Britney is officially out of control, insane, what have you. I’m not posting her vagina. Gag. But, I have other disturbing pics. Check it. Gag.

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GAG ME…

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…WITH A SPOON.

Downward spiral. This girl is crashing. It’s really very sad. She’s clearly in pain. Clearly.

Gag. Sad.

Above photos of Britney, with thanks, c/o Splash News Online.

PARIS MIGHT ACTUALLY BE A GOOD FRIEND….

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Photo, with thanks, c/o X17 Online.

It’s a little too late to close Brit’s legs, Pary…. But, a sweet gesture, nonetheless. Gag.

HOLLYWOODS NEWEST HOTT COUPLE

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Derek Jeter and Jessica Biel have been caught making out around town lately. Cute! (She’s totally gorj….)

NICOLE SLAMS RACHEL ZOE

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Photo collage c/o Just Jared.

Nicole wrote this on her official MySpace website:

What 35 year old raisin face whispers her order of 3 peices of asparagus for dinner at Chateau everynight, and hides her deathly disorder by pointing the finger at me, and used her last paycheck I wrote her to pay for a publisist instead of a nutritionist?
HINT: Her nickname is lettucecup… (qtd. from Perez Hilton).

Wow. This is fascinating stuff, Gorgeouses, don’t you think!? Nicole’s admitting Zoe drove her toward becoming anorexic. We’ve been waiting for this for a long time. According to Just Jared, Nicole’s MySpace rant was a response to the following comment made by Zoe yesterday:

There has been a lot of speculation as to the cause of my parting with client Nicole Richie. The tabloid reports have no merit. After trying to be a good friend to Nicole, we made a mutual decision to sever our working relationship. Changes are inevitable in any business relationship. I am very fortunate to have such a wonderful life, I have been married for 10 years and have been a stylist for more than 15 years and am lucky to work with such a diverse group of women of all shapes and sizes that inspire me everyday. I have nothing but love for Nicole and wish her only health and happiness.

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Britney this. Britney that. That’s about all the InterGossips are talking about. So, tonight’s post was a little more challenging and nauseating than usual — especially since I’m not into displaying Brit Brit’s private parts on our pretty blog….

So, your turn. What’s on your mind? All of the above? — Discuss!

And, then come visit me at The Cheaty Monkey. I’m waxing all philosophical there, today!

xo Haley-O!

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Comments

  1. Drea says

    November 30, 2006 at 10:44 pm

    your hilarious! hahaha

  2. em says

    November 29, 2006 at 9:34 pm

    What is is with these celebrity girls not wearing underwear?!
    I was unfortunate enough to come across said pictures. Good grief! I even saw her c-section scar… ouchie.

  3. haley-o says

    November 29, 2006 at 4:01 pm

    It just occurred to me….I hope Brit Brit’s not breastfeeding….Then again, I guess she isn’t — she’s never home….

  4. Lesley says

    November 29, 2006 at 3:31 pm

    Thank you thank you thank you for not posting a pic of Britney’s vagina! Hopefully you weren’t totally blinded when you seen the pic!

  5. lauraldawn says

    November 29, 2006 at 10:06 am

    Gross Gross Britney. It’s so sad. And then you see Gwen Stefani with her adorable baby and totally NOT spiralling out of control. Brit needs to hook up with her. Much cooler.
    And as for Nicole. Bizarre. I think she’s gaining a little weight though.

  6. Jen says

    November 29, 2006 at 9:34 am

    Brit is TOTALLY spiralling! Very sad but not surprising. Good move on Paris’ part though, makes her look kinda normal.
    Rachel Zoe is totally hag-like. Who cares if you’re skinny if you’re lookin’ like that!

  7. ali says

    November 29, 2006 at 9:08 am

    Britney makes me want to vomit.

  8. Kath says

    November 29, 2006 at 1:49 am

    Wow. Rachel Zoe is only THIRTY-FIVE!!??! I’ve got a few years on her and I look a darn sight better, if I do say so myself. Blech. She’s really, REALLY ugly.

  9. Tug says

    November 29, 2006 at 12:06 am

    Tried to post on your other blog, kept getting a blank page. Maybe tomorrow…
    Paris knows to keep Brit’s legs together from experience – her own pics posted all over! But yep, too late for Brit. ICKY YUCKA BLECH EWW.
    LOVE the Yankees, Jeter’s one of the best, but boyfriend material? Don’t know…hope he does Jessica right. I like her.
    Bachelor picked the wrong person, but what do I know? The only one I’ve thought picked correctly was Trista (?). And hmmmm….aren’t she & Ryan still together? Are they the only ones?? Can I be psychic, too? 😉

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