Friday Smackdown #2

~~Apparently, Fergie can add delusional and bat-shit crazy to her list of attributes. she says, “People put celebrities on a pedestal and act like they’re perfect. But I’m more like the people’s artist – the same way Diana was ‘the people’s princess.’ I’m a little more human than other artists. I’m not afraid to show my flaws.” oh yes…she’s JUST like Diana. because Diana had classy moves like peeing onstage in front of people…because our good friend Fergie tells January’s issue of Blender:

“I was late, so I didn’t go to the restroom before I went onstage. It was horrible. But, whatever. It happened. It’s like there’s one or two things the public knows about every famous person. With me, everyone knows I wet my pants onstage and had a crystal-meth addiction. That sucks. You have to laugh.”

~~when bad fashion statements happen to good people:

what you don’t see in the picture is with her nice coat and strange choice of eyewear, Jessica Biel is wearing running shoes. interesting…

~~when bad hair happens to good people:

~~when bad, well, when bad everything happens to good people:

oh, Rumer Willis…i am at a loss…

wow….there was NOTHING to watch this week…well, now i love gossip girl even more because there was actually a new episode of something to watch…and what an episode is was!!

Rufus and Lily (squee!), Serena and Dan do it (squee again), Blair is an ice queen (hello Tonya Harding) AND a text queen…whatever, she totally wants Chuck back…no one texts that much, personally, i think Dan should have taken Serena’s gift…sure it was expensive, too expensive, but she was excited about it. it was kind of an ass-y move to reject it. Vanessa bugs. seriously. and her hair? bugs even more. and i love blair even more for calling Vanessa out. love love! and it seemed a but odd that Alex had to send Alison a CARD to tell her to meet up…hasn’t he heard of a text message? Blair could teach him…