~~Golden Globe nominees were announced and here’s a handy dandy list for you to see who made the cut and sadly, among the 12 movies that were nominated for best drama or best comedy/musical, i’ve seen only three. i best be getting on that…
~~Tara Reid’s stomach is still as scary as ever…anyone want to take a stab as to what the heck is going on here???
are those scars? beads? what? what? what? explain please!
~~be sure to watch 20/20 friday night at 10pm on ABC. They will be debuting Britney Spears’ new video for "Piece of Me" personally, i can’t wait to see what our favorite clepto who fails to show up at her depositions will come up with next.
~~These might just be the funniest things i’ve ever seen! (thanks, Ninjadude!)
It was a slow week in tv watching world…due to a certain unnamed writer’s strike. boo!
but, who watched:
I’m on Team Amanda. i hope she wins (and we know she’ll have PG’s vote, at the very least 🙂 ). PG had me until the backstabbing and cheating rant at tribal council. she never knows when to shut. it. does she? oh, baluts are my favorite survivor food. i’m glad they came out for a repeat performance. Can someone lend some clothing to Amanda so they don’t have to cloud out her behind in every single challenge?? PS – Eric was way hotter before he showered and shaved.
Jack did a fabulous job finishing his muffin. love. anyone catch the ‘it isn’t a lemon party without old dick’ line? anyone? (if you aren’t laughing as much as i am that this got past the censors, you may want to google it…but don’t say i didn’t warn you!!) L. Lohan on the ankle bracelet map! and C. Bacca! merry christmas, merry jewish. addicted to coke back in my wall street days! hahahaha.
vomit. zero surprise here. of course Jenah is sent home first. and of course, Saleisha wins. i smell a fix. previous model experience + personal relationship with Tyra = DUH. (i do, however, appreciate the fact that she doesn’t have a jaslene-like speech impediment) tyra looks BEAUTIFUL without those stupid-ass bangs. someone should let her know. also…Chantal was totally robbed on the runway. did anyone notice that her dress was TIGHT and Saleisha’s was surprisingly…giant?!?! ho hum…color me underwhelmed.
best line? "Catamaran? we know what that is!" i love the cabbie who rejected nate and jen because they were "wet" (if wet, in croatian, means whiny bee-otches)…and passed by Kynt and Vyxsin for taking illegal transportation. love it! her hissy fits may be the best in TAR history. "I’m so never being with you again!" Phil, sweet Phil of the open shirt at the detour, did you really just say "make haste"? i heart Vyxsin when she said "it’s okay. i have a dad too" at the airport. Not sure what to make of TK and Rachel with her Croatia sounds like a place gymnasts come from…bwah…
great post! i’m loving 30 rock, it’s the only thing getting me through this writer’s strike. i have also developed a huge crush on alec baldwin – he’s brilliant – so funny and he and tina fey have awesome chemistry..
Seriously…what the hell is up with her stomach. I’m pretty sure if I were her I would not wear a bikini. I mean, way to go for her for doing it, but I wouldn’t be able to do it. I can’t even fathom what the purpose of those little port-like thingies is.
i know i know tara has those things on her stomach to stick in needle with saline solution to keep her stomach flat except it burst and thats why her tummy looks so weird..
I couldn’t get into ANTM after Heather got the boot but Jenah was my next choice. I couldn’t believe they gave it to bowl-cut-girl.
Tara – OMG! What is with her tummy?! SCARY. Can you pierce your abdomen??
Well I was going to have breakfast after I caught up on my Juice, but that was before I googled the lemon party. I may not eat all day now.
ANTM was pretty dull. But I was SO glad it wasn’t Chantal with her whole, “this has been my dream longer than anyone else, I am SUPPOSED to be here, I am SUPPOSED to win this” load of entitled malarky. Jeez I just wanted to put a muzzle on her. I wanted Heather to win…so what if she’s lost roaming the streets of China somewhere, she’s gorgeous while she’s doing it!
I think those are the connectors that hook Tara up to her power supply every night.
Tara Reid needs to PUT THE FREAKING BIKINIS AWAY. Your bikini days are over, sister. Just deal with it and spare my eyes the pain.
Uh, so I googled “lemon party.” And now my eyes have fallen out of my head.
You know what? I don’t feel sorry for Tara. Like, it sucks you had bad plastic surgery, but why wear a bikini? It sucks that I got stretch marks when I had a baby, but guess what? I don’t flaunt them. Or pierce them. WEIRD.
As for ANTM … It kind of went downhill for me when they kicked Heather off. I mean, yes, it sucked that she had some rough times in China, but she deserved to win. Way more than Saleisha. I really didn’t care whether it was her or Chantal.
poor Tara! i know she went under the knife willingly…but still…she looks so horrible now i can’t help but feel sorry for her.
ANTM was so predictable. As soon as they sent Jenah home (why? she lived and breathed fashion, took gorgeous pictures and could work the runway, but wasn’t bubbly enough? jeez) I knew it would be Saleisha. Yawn.
Those look like drainage holes on Tara. Strange.