Freaking Hott Gossip

Hi Gorgeouses!

Who’s the father of Anna Nicole Smith’s baby? Who can dress in Hollywood, and who can’t lately? So, who’s dating Justin Timberlake? Who looks HOTT buying GORJ flowers? And, more!

Who’s freaking so morning sick she’s RIPPING HER HAIR OUT!!!???!!!???@$#!@%$!% No need to check that. Because that would be me…. But…as for the other more glamorous stuff….

check it!!!!!

WHO’S DATING WHOM?

Justin and Jessica Biel are a HOTT item now. I mean, it’s not official or anything. But, the spies are out and have spotted him kissing her neck in the clubs and approaching her like a lil puppy in heat. Love is in the air for these two. They are officially ON THE RADAR.

But, what about Scarlett?

Yeah, so, Scarlett Johansson is hooking up with Alanis’s ex, Canadian guy Ryan Reynolds. I guess he’s cute. But Scarlett’s, like, HOTT and, like, A-LIST and, like, MY CELEBRITY GIRL CRUSH. So, I’m not going all gah-gah about this….

WHO’S YOUR DADDY?

It’s official. The DNA results are in. And, the father of Anna Nicole’s daughter IS….

Larry Birkhead is the father. Yay for him. Hopefully, Dannielynn can begin some semblance of a normal life now?

WORST- AND BEST-DRESSED OF THE WEEK

Kiera Knightly (photo’d here with Orlando-Bloom-look-alike boyfriend) CAN’T DRESS.

MISCHA BARTON (as we all already know) CAN’T DRESS.

Some people think she’s a boring dresser. But, seriously? She’s my fave dresser. Always classy, always attainable, never absurd. And, she has THE BEST BODY, BEST HAIR. (I just wish she’d stop with the Marlboros….) And, according to the UK Glamour Magazine, Jen Aniston is the FOURTH sexiest woman in the world, and Angelina is the FIFTH! Hee! She beat out Ange! The tides are turning….The tides are turning!!!
Photos, with thanks, c/o Splash News Online.

And, last but CERTAINLY not least….

Yes, it’s that cheaty little monkey. She’s a sucker for the boa. Check how she WORKS IT!

CRAIG…DANIEL CRAIG….

For me, Danny? Thank you, dahling! I love purty flowers!

Guess who’s been nominated for TWO YUGE AWARDS!!! VOTE FOR ME in both categories? YEAAAHHHH! CLICK IT, sign in, and vote for me by pressing the golden button (thanks…)!

Kay, so I’m dunzo. I’m, like, sea sick from this pregnancy today. I got the works. I’m tired. WAHH. I’m nauseous. WAHH. My head hurts. WAHH. My heart is THUMPING IN MY EARS. WAHH. Ugh. There’s more. WAHH. Well, at least I can go to bed — now that I’ve satisfied my/our gossip addiction. LOVE!

And, yes, I’m watching The Bachelor. I mean, duhhh! We’ll talk about it when it gets a little steamier, kay, Gorgeouses! But, what do you think of officer/gentleman/doctor Andy. And, how cheesy is that "Officer and a Gentleman" bit? OY! Talk to me in the comments. Let’s get this PAHTAY stahted!

Want TONS more Cheaty? I got a picture of of preggo me with the new nephew! Check it — at The Cheaty Monkey.