Hi Gorgeouses!
I LOVE So You Think You Can Dance. It’s freaking fantastic. So, join me in CELEBRATING it at the bottom of this post. As for gossip….JOHN AND PENELOPE? Jake and Reese — dunzo. Suri is GORJ! Mischa never disappoints! Jess and Justin are sooooo together! PAULA HAS A NEW MAN?! Yummy mommy alert! AND, MORE!
check it!!!
PENELOPE CRUZ AND JOHN MAYER?
But, what happened to "on-again" Jess and John? Whatevs. Penelope can have him. Apparently, Penelope was hanging out with Shakira (at the after-party of John’s June 10th concert), and John crept his creepy arse up to her when Shakira stole away for a minute and asked for her phone number. Blech.
Photo and scoop, with thanks, c/o X17.
PAULA HAS A NEW MAN…!
Yeah, she has a new man…. His name’s JT Torregiani, and he’s the the owner of Les Deux, Ketchup and Bella Cucina Italiana. In this photo, he’s taking Paula out to her b-day celebration at Ketchup. He’s kinda aiight? Looking none too happy being photographed…. But, the birthday girl’s loving it (surprise!).
Photo, with thanks, c/o Buzzfoto.
MISCHA NEVER FAILS TO DISAPPOINT
What was she thinking? I know, that’s, like, such a cliche thing to say to this outfit…. But, seriously? WHAT WAS SHE THINKING? "I feel like wearing a whole lot of green today"? "I feel like wearing a totally uggers hat that doesn’t match my totally uggers dress"? "Maybe I’ll wear that dress my old granny made out of her curtains"? "Sigh, green…mmm…curtains…love…."
Photo, with thanks, c/o Splash News.
JAKE GYLLENHAAL AND REESE WITHERSPOON…DUNZO
They’ve only been together for a few months. But, that was enough for Reese — even after Jake met her mother and became close with her kids, etc.. According to US Magazine’s source, “She has either called it off or is just taking a break.”
JUSTIN AND JESSICA ARE SOOOOO TOGETHER
Yeah, Jessica Biel and Justin Timberlake are ON alright. Here they are in Oslo, Norway, for Justin’s tour. Holding hands. Awww…. CUTE! Gorgeouses, she even met his MOM back in Stockholm, Sweden, the other day….
Photos and scoop, with thanks, c/o TMZ.
YUMMY MOMMY ALERT!
Not sure exactly what Jen Garner’s doing here…some sort of rowing…. But, she’s in Hawaii with Ben, and she looks positively GORJ!
SURI IS SO BEAUTY….
She’s SO cute in her chique little haircut. She looks like the ol’ cute Katie (i.e., not the current robot one). I love her…. Should we TALK about Tom Cruise’s new ‘do? Or, should we just pretend we don’t notice it…. Brutal!!!
Photo, with thanks, c/o X17.
SO-YOU-THINK-YOU-CAN-DANCE MANIA!!!!
HIP HOP ROUTINE: AWESOME….
FAVOURITE COUPLE (because the girl rocks): JESSI & PASHA
FAVOURITE GIRL (even though her solo was sucky tonight): JESSI — check her brillers audition solo!:
And, did you check out BRILLERS choreographer/SYTYCD judge Shane Sparks? LOVE HOTT WANT YUMM…!
FAVOURITE BOY: HOK
LOVE HIM! Personality, creativity, talent, spunk, ACCENT — he’s got it all. LOVE!
This week, we lost Jimmy and Faina….
I could have done without Faina this whole time. Especially since she was SO ANNOYING in the group auditions — remember that? whining and asking questions when the rest of the group was all ready and eager to go to bed? I just couldn’t shake that. Jimmy, on the other hand, was some kind of WONDERFUL. But, he’s just not as "unique" (to quote the judges) as the KING OF UNIQUE, CEDRIC. I LOVE Cedric. Check his solo from last week — the guy freaking FLOATS on the stage, as if the air turns to water and the stage to ice….
I’m so glad they didn’t eliminate Cedric. He’s the epitome of "diamond in the rough"…. I think I love him as much as I love Hok….
Who are your SYTYCD faves??
CANADA’S NEXT TOP MODEL just pales in comparison to SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE. So, don’t be surprised if my interest in this show is a little lackluster…. Plus, they won’t even let me steal their pics, dangit….
Well, Gina had to go. Because, inevitably, she was going to go. She’d never make it. I loved her snarky, no-b-s comments, though…. Will miss them.
One thing I learned in this episode is that these girls — not totally surprisingly — are not the sharpest tools in the shed, if you know what I mean. Their interviews? WTF? Ridiculous. Not that I could do much better, but still.
I think I really like Tia. You know, the "dyslexic" one. She’s like a bug in a jar: all confused and all-over-the-place. I find it hilarious. I’m sure she’ll get on my nerves, just like she gets on the girls’ nerves. But, for now, I’m diggin’ her insanity. She’s quite gorj, too.
Sinead is seriously boring. Maybe it’s the HORRIBLE makeover they gave her. That hair!? Get her outta there. I totally thought Mo should have won the challenge. You?
Why does it seem like CSI is on ALL THE TIME? Creeps
the carp out of me!
I’m not a huge Amber fan on Y&R, but her body is SMOKIN’ — you have to admit…. And, Cain is so undeniably HOTT. I’m soooooo bored of the Nicky/Jack campaigns…. Soooooo BOREDOM! Oooo… I remember the deja-vu story-line. Victor runs away after Nick "dies" = Nick runs away after Cassey dies. Nicky and Victor, just like Sharon and Nick, are OBVIOUSLY divorcing…again.
Kay, outtie.
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Don’t forget to recycle! Recyclers are totally GORJ!
xo Haley-O!
ALI — Yeah, I think Tia’s hilarious to watch!
LISA — I think probably more dancing… That routine was a little clowny, though! You’re monkey’s very astute!
KAREN — YAY! THANK YOU!! YEah, the models, and the whole show — CNTM — are really annoying. But, good entertainment….
LAV — let’s hope Pen was trying to get away from John. But, I don’t think so….
GAB — Ohhhhh! Weird hand!!! Maybe it’s Jessica Simpson’s?? 😉
JEN — Tom’s bowl is the definition of BOWL. HIDEOUS!!
RENEE — that hand freaks me out. Weird…. Like I said, maybe Jess simpson! –but, I don’t think she’d be cut out of the pic….
BLONDE — I’m SO NOT a Penelope fan…. And, yeah, she’s dated a LOT of Hollywood….
JEN — HATE Sinead’s makeover. To me she doesn’t pull it off at all. Makes her look emaciated and all angly. She needs a softer ‘do to balance out her hard, sharp features.
I forgot to say that I LOVE Sinead’s makeover! I think it makes her look so beautiful! Anyone that can look feminine with hair that short has to be gorj!!
Penelope is such a celbriwhore. Hasn’t she dated like every male celebrity in Hollywood? I haven’t liked her since she stole Tom away from Nicole (but that did end up being a good thing for Nicole!)
I too was wondering about all the extra fingers in the Penelope/John picture…is there another person with her? arm around Penelope that got cut out or are they just really freaky people with extra fingers???
LOL!
I am OBSESSED with So You Think You Can Dance! I love all of them! I really like Lacey and Pasha and Jesus and Cedric and Hok and Shauna and Jessi…you get the point!
I think Suri is SO adorable but what is WITH Tom’s bowl cut?!
Once again I am mesmerized by the size of John’s head, although in this pic it doesn’t look too big. Although I am distracted by the hand with the blue nailpolish that looks like it’s coming out of John’s jacket, who’s hand is that? Or am I just really tired???
hi haley,looks like penelope is trying to politely get away from john THE BIGGEST HEAD mayer.ewww hes so creepy.see jessica was just there for a booty call the other day.and like you so said what i would’ve about mischa making a dress out of her grannys curtains.and suri is sweet.and i love jen and ben and vi.
Haley- I’m so addicted to your blogs, these updates are fantabulous! I missed the results show for “Dance” so I’m glad for the update. I thought Jimmy rocked, but I suppose in the end he probably wasn’t that unique. I agree, Cedric is amazing. I don’t follow any model shows, I think I’d find the girls too annoying. But here I am hoping that my little one continues on her amazing growth curve for the height to become a supermodel — so I can live vicariously through her. Only enough to finance her medical school of course 🙂
The couples stuff – I can’t see Jake with anyone yet, he’s too hunky to be out of circulation! Reese can do no wrong though. She needs someone older, I think. Not Cruise old, but a little older than she is. JMHO
Oooh, I was just watching that second clip and my monkey came up and said, very clearly, “CLOWNS!” Perhaps I need to show him more actual clowns? Or more dancing?
LOVE Jessica’s dress in those pictures~
you like Tia? what what what? seriously. she’s so annoying and REALLY fugly.