Hi Gorgeouses,
I got such a nice break today. Josh took the monkey — get this — to my PARENTS’ house for the afternoon. Like, whatup widdat? I just chilled at home, took a much-needed nap, got rid of a much-hated migraine headache (ew!), and caught up on my celebrity gossip…LOVED IT!
check it!
CHEATY DIVA MOMENT: HALLE BERRY!
Apparently, Ms. Berry has been doing renovations on her house for over a year now. When she recently hired a company to stain the wood cabinets (for $57,000), she drew up a contract with the following diva clauses:
First, any worker is prohibited
to approach Berry while in the home or on the premises. Second, no one
is allowed to speak to the A-list Miss B at any time. Finally, the only
approved interaction is if Halle speaks to you, then you may answer Her
Fineness. (qtd. from TMZ.com)
OUR SWEET LITTLE FELICITY IS…
PREGGO-MY-EGGO! Yup! Keri Russell is preggers with her fiance’s baby. They haven’t set a wedding date yet. But, I’ll keep you posted. She’s going to look so adorable with a baby bump!
SHE MAY NOT ACT LIKE A MOTHER…BUT, SOMETIMES, SHE ACTUALLY DOES LOOK LIKE ONE….
Here’s Brit Brit in 3 classic mommy moments:
1. The sucking of the pacifier….
Photo, with thanks, c/o X17 Online.
2. The popping-out of th’old preggo pooch….
Photo, with thanks, c/o X17 Online.
3. The checkin’ the GOSSIP….I guess you would, too, if you were on the cover — but whatevs.
BRUTAL jacket…BRUTAL hair…..
THE NORMAL DAYZ: GWEN STEFANI
Here’s Gwenny and her boyz. She’s looking, like, NORMAL!? No swirly hairdo, no bright red lipstick (maybe Jess and Ash’s latest display of it turned her off), no leopard prints, etc. Is THIS a new phase for gorj gwenny? Check it:
Gwenny at the NRJ awards. Crazy gorj. And, so, like, normal-like!
PARIS HILTON’S LAZY EYE A THREAT TO HER BLUE
Have you noticed Paris’ lazy eye ever? Well, she has a bit of a droopy eyelid/lazy eye, as you can see from the above photo, and, as South Park highlighted in the below photo…
Anyway, doctors are counselling Paris to stop with the blue contacts. Paris’ eyes are naturally brown. Her blue contacts are drying em up and causing the eyelid to droop even more. Bad news for the blue-eyed-wannabe glam actress. Time for an image change? Any surgery in the works? Stay tuned….
UMA AND HER HUBBY ROMANCING IT UP IN ST. BARTHES
Awww! Total romance! But…a little ew…and a little booooring….
ON THE RADAR
A meeting among the three points of this drawn-out love triangle is in the works, Gorgeouses! The public lovey-doveyness of Brad and Angelina sharply contrasts Brad and Jen’s cold, awkward walks down the red carpet in their day. This has everyone — including and especially Jen — questioning….When did "Brangelina" begin — for real? Brangelina claims it was after Jen and Brad’s breakup, but we all know that’s likely BOGUS. So, I’ll keep you posted.
By the way? Implants on Jen? NO. I totally think not. Hellloooo? You don’t need to be a "doc" (see above tiny caption at top of Jen’s photo — bottom right) to see that she’s wearing a push-up bra or other contraption. Give the girl a break. Those are not implants. Angelina, on the other hand, for sure had work done on her breasts in the past, but nobody talks about Angel Angelina like that….
Source.
I have a feeling some EXPLOSIVE gossip is about to go down….Just a little psychic hunch. Let’s see if I’m right. I just FEEL that something big is up. Maybe it’s that Brangelina and Jen hook-up. Eyes and ears and internet browser are OPEN!
So, here’s YOUR HOMEWORK ASSIGNMENT. Oh, kvetch all you want. You know you love it. Check it:
In the comments, I want you (please) to tell me if you think ISAIAH WASHINGTON should be fired from Grey’s Anatomy. Here are three possible answers; but, feel free to make up your own:
Yes.
No.
I don’t care.
You do not have to put your name on your assignment, and you don’t have to explain your answer. You will NOT be graded on this assignment. After you submit your answer in the comments, a page will come up asking you to verify that you’re a real person and not an annoying spambot. It’s no biggie. Just don’t forget to do it, kay! And, you can email me if you have any questions about the assignment, k?
When you’re done the assignment, go check out The Cheaty Monkey. LOVE! xo HO
JILL — Oy, Jill, my hilarious french friend, I couldn’t tell you about my OLD thing for Steven Tyler. Maybe it’s the rockstar thang…?
TUGGY — GOOD ONE! That’s so true. He’d be dunzo if he’d said the “n” word….
LESLEY — The intergossips have been all over that eye for a long time. So, you’re not the only one! 😉 But, I totally see what you’re saying. Totally seems like a result of too much par-taying! 😉
You wouldn’t be, Haley!! That girl had serious style!!
When you’ll explain to me your thing for Steven Tyler, I’ll explain my thing for Gavin!!
Like someone else said (radio, I think), if anyone had used the “n” word to Isiaha, they’d have been fired immediately. He needs to go.
LOVE Gwen’s look!! Can’t wait to hear more on the Jen/Brangelina thing…Jen needs to kick some butt.
No he shouldn’t be fired but yes he should definitely have some character issues.
I thought Paris had a lazy eye but no one else seemed to notice, maybe they thought it was alcohol/partying induced..
JENN — someone making racist comments against Isaiah’s character on the show….oooo…now that’s interesting…!
JILL — VERY good point! He has gone buzzzz! I love it! mind you, he did have great curly locks. He’s not all that interesting to me, though, in the first place. Gwen totally trumps him….
i’m with some of the other readers ( and John Mayer) make his character gay! Or someone to make racist comments to him as part of the show…….
Jenn
Is Gavin with no hair on that picture?? My dear Gavin hairless??:”(
JODI — I like him on the show….I don’t think he should be fired. He should do some sort of community work, though, or something?
LAV — wouldn’t it be great to see Brad, Jen and Angelina in an interview with Diane Sawyer or Barbara Walters or Dr. Phil, or something? AWESOME…. 😉
ALI — Ahhh…Dean and Deluca….Sooooo Felicity!
LAURAL — He’s awesome on the show. I like him, anyway. I find his character intriguing and mysterious — and even a little pigish….which is appropriate these days….
LORI — Awesome storyline, AWESOME! Like, so symbolic! 😉 Submit it to the show, totally! I love it! I’d watch it…. 🙂 And, yeah, can totally tell you’re a mom …. 🙂
JEFF — It’d be fascinating to see Isaiah at a pride event. Fascinating! He better wear a shield to protect himself from the rotten tomatoes people’ll be throwing at him!
Maybe he’s just been misunderstoon – insensitive, yes, but could he still not be a biggot? Not sure. So I wouldn’t fire him based on the scandal – but I’d fire him because he’s my least favourite character on the show…
hi haley,you know i don’t watch grey’s anatomy ,but maybe they should make those 2 characters a gay couple or how about everybody who is so upset STOP WATCHING THE SHOW.so are brad,jen and ang going to have a public showdown.cool how entertaining for the press will that be?you see the press won’t leave it alone.do you know those are actually nice pics of brit.sure she looks kinda slovenly but at least she’s looking like a normal mum for a change.and you are right about keri looking adorable with a baby bump.
i don’t think it’s reason to fire him. i mean, he’s an ass. and we all know that.
i passed dean and deluca in nyc and thought of Felicity 😉 i love her!
I feel I should watch Grey’s Anatomy in order to answer your homework assignment. From the stuff he does, sure, but if he’s super good on the show, not so much.
Anyway, interesting about Jen and Brangelina. Maybe they’ll become a swinging 3some. I don’t know. It’s all so weird.
Gwen looks AMAZING!!!
Fired? No. BUT, I would write a plot line for Grey’s where the fine, upstanding Preston Burke is the target of a derogatory, hurtful, stupid comment by one of his colleagues and then have that character PROPERLY own up and apologize for the lapse in judgment (after vehemently denying that he said it and making it worse, of course). At the end, Isaiah and T.R. can do a PSA where they tell the viewers how words can hurt. Can you tell I’m a mom?
No, he shouldn’t get fired, but I am expecting some kind of showing from him and/or other Grey’s cast members at some Pride events over the next couple months.