Hi Gorgeouses,
I’m sick to my stomach reading all this Britney-Kevin-sex-tape-custody HORROR! What a total asshole. Federslime is officially the king of ass holes. He CHEATED (and, not the good kind of "cheaty," obviously — he’s not capable…) on Britney big time with, like, hookers and such, and now he’s threatening to release a sex tape if she doesn’t give him custody of the kids and a steep pay-off.
If we thought he was a loser-asshole-rat-(but rats are too good for him)-no-good-butthead-HAAAATE before, look at him NOW. Here’s what a source close to this poo-head says:
At the time the two of them were in the honeymoon stages of the relationship and couldn’t keep their hands off each other. They did nothing all day but have sex—and play the odd game of chess. They were insatiable and they believed they would be together forever. Britney didn’t think twice about making the video at the time. She mistakenly believed that their love would last. They adored filming each other. They lived their lives in front
of the cameras—even making a short-lived reality TV show of their
exploits. Sex was no different to them, it seems. Now this video could prove very costly to her. Millions of people will be prepared to pay to watch. Kevin has told Britney she should comply with his demands
otherwise the whole world will see her having sex, which will be
devastating….At the moment Kev is in talks with a company in
Arizona about putting the four-hour sex vid online. If it all goes to
plan he’ll make £26million from it. (qtd. from News of the World — Online Edition)
I have no words. My heart aches for their children. The other gossip pales in comparison to this MESS, but, still…check it:
GUESS WHO?
Hint: This celeb is ALWAYS being photographed working out. I don’t think I’ve seen any photos of her NOT working out…. Here she is again, walking/jogging her pitbull:
Photo, with thanks, c/o Splash News Online.
Yup! You’re right….It’s Jessica Biel, working on that rad bootie, as usual.
TOM’S NEW VIDEO CAMERA (NO, TOM, IT’S NOT A MACHINE GUN…YOU ARE NO LONGER AN ACTION STAR…YOU WERE FIRED, REMEMBER? AND MOST WOMEN NO LONGER FIND YOU ATTRACTIVE)
At a soccer game again….And, he feels the need to video with that huge-ass new video camera….HOTT (*gag*).
PUPPY LOVE
Awww…I LOVE dogs! CUTIE!
OKSANA BAIUL POSING AT THE HELIO DRIFT LAUNCH PARTY
Ew.
MCDREAMIE BUYS A NEW CAR
Photo, with thanks, c/o X17 Online.
AHHH…Patrick….HOTTNESS. Check out his new wheels: a lotus exige….Niiiice.
ORANGE SHOES ARE IN….
Photo c/o Buzzfoto.
Rose McGowan draws attention to her tootsies with these pointy orange numbers.
Christina Aguilera is actually wearing something brighter than her lips. Shocking…!
GREY‘S ELLEN POMPEO ENGAGED
Photo, with thanks, c/o Splash News Online.
Ten bucks says that ring weighs more than she does. Who wants to bet?
THE BACHELOR: LISA GOES; SADIE’S TAKING HIM HOME…
Could this show BE any more predictable? Lisa HAD to go. She was, obviously, a disaster waiting to happen if he’d have chosen her — too high maintenance, too obsessed with "the plan." Jen’s got no chance against Sadie because she’s simply not as "classy" as Sadie is, and Lorenzo said he "like[s] classy" women. Plus, Sadie’s a virgin. He wants a virgin princess. I can just tell. His parents will love her (unlike Paris Hilton and Paris Stavros, whose royal family hated Paris because she was slutty….).
So, are you as sickened as I am by the Federslime? I mean, POOR BRITNEY. Seriously, he’s burying her. And, she wants a comeback! How’s she going to pull off a comeback with an apparently very very explicit sex tape floating around; no money in the world could heal the damage something like that could do to her psychologically.
And, are you with me? Is Sadie winning The Bachelor?
Are you going out first thing tomorrow (or on your lunch break) to buy orange shoes?
Oh, and you HAVE to come to my personal blog, The Cheaty Monkey, because someone’s apparently stillll got it!
FedEx bites! How is he going to sing his rap songs now that he has no money? His lyrics are all about how much money he has, right?
fed-ex KING of SLIME as out done himself.what a loser.what i think is sad is that other losers would pay to watch people have sex.what a morally bankrupt society we live in.those poor babies of brits.love those orange shoes.i have a vintage pair of glossy red shoes,but think i need some orange ones.i think you’re right haley about ring weighing more then her.can’t.lift.my.hand.lol
Yea that Kevin thing is pretty low.. you know though… she should of known better when she started dating him. The guy left his pregnant girlfriend for her from what Ive heard… any guy who’d do that to a former girlfriend I wouldnt doubt would do something like this to a new one.
Sad Sad Sad
Okay so about the Britney/K-Fed thing. Is she stupid? If you are a celebrity you should not be making sex taps no matter how much you love the person you are with. There can be no good from that.
Personally I think she should rise above it and not give in to any of his demands. Obviously she was pretty comfortable with her “skills” if she was willing to tape it, so I’m sure no matter what she tries it will still be out there so she may as well go with it.
And, as for the orange shoes – I LOVE them! And I would totally wear some.
That britney thing can’t be true can it? They actually played chess?
Seriously though…if that is true she should just press charges for extortion and blackmail. Hard to get custody of your kids behind bars.
More of a red person here…
I know Brit has a huge younger following, but I’d put the tape out there online or wherever if I were her (where her younger following canNOT see it of course). They were MARRIED, they had SEX. Whoop-tee. Shut his a** UP, don’t let him make money off of it. She can bounce back – just be HONEST. He’s a pig.
And yes, Haley-O Hottie, I’m with you on the Sadie thing. 😉
Yuck, YUCK
kevin federline is so nasty. ew.