Deceptively Delicious Gossip (includes recipe!)

I totally LOVE Project Runway Canada. Anyone watching? Iman in just SOOOO Tyra Banks on America’s Next Top Model, ha! — scripted and contrived and eccentric — "you just don’t measure up. ciao" — LOVE! AnyHOOT! On tap today: JESSICA SEINFELD is stepford and WEIRD; LEONARDO DICAPRIO’s new girlfriend; RACHEL MCADAMS and RYAN GOSLING are dunzo….

check it!!!

JESSICA SEINFELD — WEEEEEEIRDO!!!

Did you happen to see her on Oprah the other week? She was there promoting her new book:

(Click it for deets!)

Of course, after watching the show, I went out and bought the book (actually, my mom got the book for me — I have to give her credit where credit is due!). I just HAD to have it! Because my little monkey is a terrible vegetable eater, and because Jessica Seinfeld made it look so simple and delicious on the Oprah show. And, because "cheaty’s" practically my middle name — so, anything "deceptive" is totally for me! AND, because I NEVER watch Oprah, so, it was fate that I was watching it; I am MEANT to have that book. A-NY-WAY! I thought Jessica was a little off. She was, like, trying to be funny, and she’s clearly no Jerry Seinfeld…. And, she was just so…how you say…STEPFORD. It was weird. Well! After the Oprah show, Jessica’s book became a TOTAL bestseller — like, INSANE. And, how did she thank Oprah? She bought her TWENTY-ONE PAIRS OF SHOES!!! How WEIRD is that? Like, what is Oprah going to do with all those shoes? Most of the shoes were Oprah’s fave, Christian Louboutin
kicks, which go for $800-$1200 a pair. So, instead of a thank-you note, Jessica sends her a $16,000-$20,000 thank
you? Weirdest gift ever, non?!

Here she is being Stepfordy and spilling her awesome brownue recipe on Regis and Kelly. CHECK IT!!!

I’d love it if she sent me a wee thank you for promoting her book here??? (Even if I call her Stepfordy and a weird gift-giver?)

LEONARDO DICAPRIO LOVES THE VICTORIA SECRET MODELS

Check his new girlfriend…. Israeli model Bar Rafaeli:

GOOOORJ! Of course. Rumour has it that Giselle refuses to work with Victoria Secret as long as Bar is on board. But, rumour also has it that Giselle refuses to work for Victoria Secret unless they pay her A LO-HO-HOT more mooleh. So, rumours are a’flying. Oooo THE DRAMA! Whatevs, Leo sure likes the models!

RACHEL MCADAMS AND RYAN GOSLING ARE OFFICIALLY DUNZO (BOO…)

For a long time now, this couple’s relationship status has been a mystery! But, NO LONGER. Ryan Gosling has come out with the deets in November’s issue of GQ:

I
mean, God bless "The Notebook." It introduced me to one of the great
loves of my life. But people do Rachel and me a disservice by assuming
we were anything like the people in that movie. Rachel and my love
story is a hell of a lot more romantic than that.

Women are mad at me…. A girl came up to me on the street and she
almost smacked me. Like, "How could you? How could you let a girl like
that go?" I
feel like I want to give people hugs, they seem so sad. Rachel and I
should be the ones getting hugs! Instead, we’re consoling everybody
else…. The only thing I remember [about the breakup] is we both went down swingin’ and we called it a draw.

Say it isn’t so! They were so cute together!

DANG, I gotta go for now. Newborn drama! More latah! LIKE, BRIT BRIT HAS LOST VISITATION PRIVILEGES BECAUSE SHE FAILED TO COMPLY WITH THE COURT’S RULES…. OY!!!! STAY TUNED…..

My birth story’s FINALLY up at THE CHEATY MONKEY — check it!

xo Haley-O!