Curry Disses ANTM, Justin and Scarlett?, Jessica’s Weird

Hi Gorgeouses,

It’s been a rough week. So hard to blog when feeling like arse….But, I’m getting better. It’s just a brutal cold. Brutal. Bru-tal. The monkey’s on the mend, too. Poor thing is cutting a tooth, though. Yikes. But, she has her Elmo. "Oylo." She loves her Oylo….Oylo makes everything okay.

check it!!!

SCARLETT? JESSICA? JESSICA? SCARLETT?

Who IS Justin Timberlake dating? Remember the Superbowl on Sunday? Yeah? Well, according to Page Six (New York Post),

Johansson met Timberlake at the Hennessey Super Bowl afterparty at
Mokai, where, spies say, "they were talking, dancing, holding hands all
night – it was very cozy.

"Then, as they left through the back, Justin was leaning
against the wall and Scarlett came up, leaned into him and did a sexy,
little dance, grinding into his body."

Of course…will keep you posted. Very interesting….

JENNIFER HUDSON AND THE DREAMGIRLS CAST TO SING AT OSCARS

How excited AM I!? Can’t WAIT!! In other news, Eddy Murphy will not be singing "Patience"; he turned it down….Rumour has it he’s not into the live perfomance; his voice was apparently technologically enhanced for the movie. Oh well, that would have been fun.

JEN’S NEW NOSE? I DON’T THINK SO….

              BEFORE                        AFTER

No difference. There’s NO. DIFFERENCE. She did NOT have a nose job. She freaking got a deviated septum corrected. That’s what she says, and I believe her. Because THERE’S NO DIFFERENCE!!!! Now, leave the girl alone. Her nose is and always has been adorable. ‘Nuff said.

ADRIANNE CURRY SPEAKS OUT AGAINST AMERICA’S NEXT TOP MODEL

So, what DID happen between Adrianne Curry and America’s Next Top Model? I mean, why’d they scrap her from the opening credits ‘n stuff? Well, we’ll never really know why — probably because of her not-glam stint on The Surreal Life and then Playboy and My Fair Brady turned them off….Not respectful enough or something…. But, maybe she’s got secrets they don’t want us to know…. According to TMZ.com,

…the Season One winner of "America’s Next Top
Model," has lambasted the show and Revlon, claiming that she "has yet
to see a dime from Revlon" for her work.

"We were told the
winner would be an instant millionaire, that our faces would be
plastered everywhere in Revlon ads. None of which turned out to be true
… I still haven’t got paid for the work I did for them!" steamed
Curry.

She also claims that ANTM was like a "fierce Survivor," that the girls were basically starved, hardly slept, and were placed in small rooms together to ensure good drama. No surprise there, really. Tyra? You talking back on this one? Apparently not. ANTM is keeping mum.

JESSICA SIMPSON CREDITS THE NOTEBOOK FOR HER DECISION TO DIVORCE NICK LACHEY

In the February edition of Elle Magazine, Jessica reveals that her decision to divorce Nick was triggered by the 2004 romance The
Notebook, which she watched on a plane ride home to Texas: "I just figured out the
statement….It was about that moment of
desperation. I needed to breathe."

I’m not totally sure I get this. But, she admitted that The Notebook changed her life. Like, why would you tell that to the world? Really? Like, why? So weird!

She does not talk about John Mayer in the new issue. Just says that she’s very happy but that she’s not saying anything about it! Hmmm….imagine that? Jess not spilling all…. Just the Notebook thing.

Are you aware that I’ve been shaking the whole time I’ve been writing this? I’m frikkin cold. Still feverish, I guess. Hate colds. I’m cutting this short. But, talk to me in the comments, kay? I’ll be there this time ’round. Promise. And, thanks to all who comment. And, to all who read! LOVE!

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