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You are here: Home / Uncategorized / CRAZY TUESDAY – Off the wall things my children have said

CRAZY TUESDAY – Off the wall things my children have said

November 15, 2011 by ChantelK

Children are pretty funny creatures and quite often they say
the funny, wacky, crazy, and yes, annoying things! Here are a few things I have
heard over the past few days.

“Mommy, can
we have a few more babies?”

“Mommy can’t have any more babies! Her tummy is tied!”

“Can we go to Marineland today?”

“So mommy,
what did you do all day?”

“Mommy’s
lucky.  She gets to be lazy all day and
do nothing if she wants.”

 

“Instead of
having to do so much laundry, why not just buy us all more clothes?”

 

“I don’t want
to sound mean mom but this dinner sucks.”

 

“It’s your
fault I am tired! You made me stay up late!”

 

“Since daddy
left today maybe I should stay home to keep you company?”

 

“Guess what!
I get to learn all about pruberty this year!”

 

“I am really
mad at you mom! Now am going to bed – so there!”

 

“Please wipe
my butt.”

“I said
please…”

 

“Can I help
wrap my Christmas presents? I promise – I won’t look.”

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“Mommy! That’s disgusting – Thatcher and Tanner are humping the floor!”

“No, they are trying to crawl!”

 

So what funny,
crazy, wacky or annoying things have your children said lately?

Until next time

Chantel,momof8crazymonkeys

 

Filed Under: Uncategorized Tagged With: children, crazy, funny, wacky

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  18. Chantel says

    November 16, 2011 at 10:42 pm

    I don’t think mine will ever stop they are all wacky lol

  19. Chantel says

    November 16, 2011 at 10:41 pm

    LOL Sara that is too funny! I would love to see him dressed up in your clothes:)

  20. Annabelle says

    November 16, 2011 at 9:20 pm

    After my 4 year old had some meds to make him sleepy before having dental work done, I held him in my arms and he looked at me very seriously and asked, “Mommy, when did you grow that third eye?! ” I nearly fell off my chair.

  21. Julie says

    November 15, 2011 at 10:30 pm

    don’t think i can add any, laughing too hard!

  22. Nancy says

    November 15, 2011 at 7:22 pm

    love this stuff Chantal
    mine are so big now that only I say the funny stuff these days!
    xoxo

  23. Sara says

    November 15, 2011 at 1:46 pm

    And i quote ‘mommy when I get bigger – I nooooo want to have a penis. I’m going to have a vagina just like you.’ ‘AND i’m going to share your clothes.’
    okay kid.

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