Hi Gorgeouses!
I just came back from this spectacular event. My girl Erna (no, that is not her given name…) treated the Monkey and I to this fab girls’ night out. Anyway, it’s late, and I’ve had a long day and a very late night. So, let’s get this show on the road!
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AMERICA’S NEXT TOP MODEL — HYS-FREAKING-TERICAL!
The intergossips are all talking about Michelle outing herself as a bisexual woman. I wasn’t surprised that this happened — I mean, they spoiled it last week in the "scenes from next week." I don’t think it’s a big deal. It strikes me as a bit of a publicity stunt — perhaps. But, how liberating: to tell the whole world you’re homosexual…. I personally don’t think Michelle’s mother, or Amanda, were wrong or cold in the way they responded to Michelle’s very public outting. They were forced to react on national TV. I’m glad, however, that their mother told Michelle she "loves [her] no matter what."
And, the loser of this week’s show is….AJ.
Here she is as both JLo and Marc Anthony. Not convincing. At. All. I think they made the right choice. AJ wasn’t respecting the show. Hmph. She was rolling her eyes a lot and clearly sick of the competition. But, I think they really booted her because of the hives….
Here’s a round-up of my favourite pics from the show. Enjoy. They are hys-freaking-terical!
CariDee as Brad Pit.
Brooke as Kevin Federslime! Hahahahaha!
Jaeda as Bobby Brown — the photo that saved her arse….
Melrose as Donald Trump. Good job! Who’d have thought? She’s kinda…good?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!
Photos c/o America’s Next Top Model‘s official site.
SURVIVOR: BOREDOM
Tonight’s episode makes me embarrassed to have listed Survivor as one of the 13 shows I LOVE. So, just, here are the eliminees:
Cao Boi and Cristina. Neither will be missed. Borrrring.
Photo c/o Survivor’s official website.
GOSSIP GOSSIP GOSSIP!!!
PAGE SIX APOLOGIZES TO VINCE VAUGHN
Here’s the apology:
Jennifer Aniston went on "Oprah" to tell the world she and Vince Vaughn
are still together. We apologize to Vaughn for reporting on Oct. 11
that the "The Wedding Crashers" star had been photographed "making out"
with a "mystery blonde" at a party in London. The item, first reported
in the London Sun, was incorrect. We’re advised Vaughn was merely
greeting a friend at the event and not kissing her "passionately." Any
suggestion that the actor was being unfaithful to Aniston is totally
false.
Well, that settles that. Nice. Jen deserves to be happy, and they’re cute together. So, this is really good news! Although, Jen could use a public apology from Angelina and Brad, still…or something….
BANGS ARE THE NEW BLACK
See, this I understand. But, what’s up with Mischa??:
Who is responsible for this fiasco? WHO? Or, do you like this? The intergossips are having a heyday with it!
Photos of Mischa and Paris c/o Splash News Online.
SPEAKING OF PARIS….
Paris’s new boots aren’t exactly made for walking, but they’re hot. Finally, something to match those butt ugly sunglasses she always wears….
Poor Tinkerbell has to walk on her own now…and, she’s NAKED!!! What is this world coming to?!?
Photos of Paris and Tink c/o Splash News Online.
THE SKINNIES ARE GETTING SKINNIER
Photo c/o X17 Online.
Photo c/o PerezHilton.com.
I’m not going to bag on these girls. They’re obviously very sick. Very. Looks like Kate Bosworth is officially skinnier than Nicole. Or, maybe it’s Kate’s translucently fair skin that’s putting her in the lead.
GWYNETH AND I HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON
Photo c/o PerezHilton.com.
Photo c/o Splash News Online.
What do Gwyn and I have in common?: we’re both A-list celebs who don’t want our monkey’s face on the internet….(The top photo is a very recent photo of them in the airport in Spain; the bottom pic is from late September.)
CAMERON DOES NOT DO BOTOX
Photo c/o Splash News Online.
I’m not a fan of plastic surgery. I’m not gonna judge anyone who does it. It’s just not for me. So, while all the intergossips are dissing Cam for early signs of aging (see above), I’m gonna keep mum. I think I’m gonna keep staying out of the sun, though….
So, how’s about some comments? It’s your assignment for the weekend, kay? LOVE! Here are some topics:
Grey‘s McDreamie is an asshole for dissing Miranda (or is she Meredith — forgets)? Or, in shock, and will apologize to her next week? Discuss.
Shiela’s back on Y&R. DANG. IT! HAAAAAAATE! Hate that whole scenario. Gives me the heebeejeebees. Discuss.
Saw bits of Lost. Creepy. Heebeejeebees. But brilliant. No arguing with that…. Discuss.
Any opinions on the photos and news above? Vince? Paris? Bangs? Cameron (be nice)? The skinnies (be nice)? ANTM? Survivor? Discuss.
Don’t forget to check out my other blog! I got milestones there! Go share your kids'(s) cute and unusual ones!
xo Haley-O
Did I see it correctly on Y&R today, was that Will from Big Brother All-Star that was talking to Jack in the hallway? I just caught the end of the scene but I swear that was him
by the way, I think sheila’s coming back as Lauren — i.e., that she had plastic surgery to look like Lauren. What do YOU think?
Jeff — correct me anytime! First of all, despite appearances, I’m the worst TV watcher. I’m always doing stuff while watching TV: cooking, surfing the web, cleaning, watching another TV program. Except ANTM. ANTM has my full attention. So, please correct — especially GREY’s because I’m such a newbie!
Tug — I heart you…. 🙂
Lavendual — entertaining as always, you are! I agree, Anchal is quite stunning…not as stedman, though! She won’t last long because she’s the “plus-size” this year. They never last. I don’t think Brooke will go to the end…not edgy enough. CariDee maybe…she’s interesting….
Ali — I’m SO happy you’re watching ANTM this year! And, thanks for letting me know who’s who. You might have to again and again….
Jen– I totally agree about Cameron. I wonder how long it will be, though, before she caves and botoxes. Especially with her young beau….
Kim — I totally agree! The girls are dumbasses when it comes to the challenges, most of the time. And, they’re dumb- and lazy-asses when it comes to the judging challenges….
HeidiHO! 😉 — Love that you’re watching the Y&R! I just find it so relaxing. I PVR (TIVO) it for the end of the night, and I watch it while blogging. 🙂 Which is why I hate it that Lauren and Shiela are going to be going at it AGAIN. It puts me on edge! And, thanks for the gossip about George. (I don’t even know who that is….Is it the hot one??) But, that’s what you (all of you) are here for! IF YOU GOT GOSSIP, SPILL IT! THIS IS THE PLACE! 🙂
Thanks to Ali for clarifying… I feel bad always being “the one who corrects Haley” 😉
I agree that Survivor was blah last night… but realistically they had 44 minutes (that’s what you get after commericals) to show us 2 councils, a challenge, and give us reasons why Cao Boi and Christina were tossed. Hopefully it will improve.
Re: Grey’s… I’m personally finding Burke’s storyline the most compelling right now (surprise, surprise from a male)… the whole question of what do you do when the thing you’re amazing at is no longer within your capabilities?
Have a good weekend.
Mischa & Paris must go. Now. Cameron…love. “normal”. Derek needs to get his shit together.
“Although, Jen could use a public apology from Angelina and Brad, still…or something….”…agree. Totally. 😉
hi haley my 6 year old gave her baby sister bangs & they look better than mischas.don’t give mischa scissors.i’m sorry but those skinny girls scare me. they look so ill.like they are seriously sick.being anorexic isn’t cool or make you hot looking.somebody help them.i am not a sun worshipper but at least cameron is natural looking.sheila(on y&r)is one scary chick.most of those girls on antm seem so undeserving this year.i don’t really like any of them.but i think anchal is very pretty and brooke and caridee make it to the last couple of shows.i love lost.so i figuer those polar bears must’ve been at the zoo where they have sawyer(dang he’s hot)and kate.so glad locke didn’t kill the cop.i wonder where the french woman is?so bad with names.and it was great seeing boone again.
ANTM – hilarious. awesome. loved Melrose as Trump. loved it.
hmm…what else? bangs? seriously? yikes.
Meredith=skinny girl who pouts a lot
Miranda = the amazing Dr. Bailey.
🙂
Derek is an ass. but he’s meredith’s ass. i hope he doesn’t f^&k this up.
I think Cameron looks great! She looks like a real person in her 30s instead of a creepy plastic person.
Missed Survivor, am not into it this time. Obviously I am not the only one.
LOVE ANTM! Melrose is such a B.I.T.C.H. but she is damn good…don’t you hate when that happens?!
LOST – MY FAVE! So creepy and weird but wonderful. It keeps me guessing. The hotties don’t hurt either.
As for Kate B., I think we should be even more worried about her than Nicole. She looks very ill. Sad ’cause she looked amazing in that surfing movie (the name escapes me).
Last but certainly not least – Mischa, Mischa, Mischa. First the bum shot and now the hairdo that looks disturbingly similar to the one I donned at my grade 8 graduation some 20+ years ago…Ugh.
I agree Survivor is not really worth my time anymore. That challenge was pretty rough though, lots of damage after the game was done.
8 Million dollars on the fridge..come on. Dr. Bailey and the mom with breast cancer, made me cry. I agree that doctor’s need to use their life experience to help patients and not be ‘clinical’ all the time.
The head games in the elevator have to stop as it is getting old. I was not a fan of Alex’s last season but he has stepped it up this season in gaining my approval. I like straight forward instead of talking in circles.
I have not watched LOST, the whole premise never grabbed my attention.
ANTM – I could not believe how terribly the girls performed (pr lack there of) during their interviews. There should have been more than one photo given the designer boot out the door with suitcase in tow.
Too skinny (if not your ‘natural’ state) is unhealthy. I hope that they are seeing a physician to monitor their health.
Haley, just for you, I watched he Y&R today for the first time in, like years and years….I dunno, here in Oz, they are at the point where Nick and Sharon have just been married 10 years and eh has the hots for Phyllis (the one with the red hair) and John is going to jail or something…
Love Vince and Cameron = both hot and in their 30’s…
Geez, Haley, you missed out on reporting one salacious bit of celeb goss…the guy who plays George on GA is GAY…like duh, didn’t I have that figured out from the get go :)))) ROFLMAO…nah, not gaydar, just a hunch.