Hi Gorgeouses!
Got cold. Bad cold. And, preggers am. Cold + preggers = TERRIBLY-HORRIBLE combo. But, gossip makes it better. You make it better. LOVE! Today we got daddy-daughter-day-out! Alanis and…WHO? Paris MANIA…of course…. And, MORE!
Must eat a freezy. Hold on…. ‘Kay back. Will eat whole box of freezies. Fo sho.
Oh, by the way, and before I forget — So You Think You Can Dance recap/celebration will wait till next post because I have to go to bed early…so I can rest up for that next post, of course!!! I hope Jessi’s okay!!!
Oh, but I DO love these two….
LOVE!
check it!!!!
BEN AND VIOLET OUT ON THE TOWN … ALONE!
How cute are they? Eeeeeee! And, Violet’s wearing CROCS!!!!! See, Ali? Even CELEBRITIES wear them!
Photos, with thanks, c/o Perez Hilton.
IF PARIS PUBLISHES HER JAIL-HOUSE DIARY, I WILL LITERALLY VOMIT VOMIT VOMIT
Paris, DUDE! You were only in jail for a few weeks!!!!!!! She’s acting like it was YEARS! Transformation MY ARSE! It’s like when you go to sleepover camp. Remember? You’re all changed and different when you come home, but then everything goes back to how it was, like, a week. You even stop staying in touch with your camp friends. The Paris situation is soooo like that. Mind you, Paris will put on her best acting hat and milk this "transformed Paris" mania for as long as she can, no doubt. I don’t believe ANYTHING she said in that Larry King interview: NEVER DONE DRUGS?? What does she think we are? Complete idiots? I am totally insulted (well, let’s just say I would be insulted if I CARED!!)!
If you missed the interview, it’s on again Friday evening at 8pm…. Don’t waste your time, though. Mind you, it did serve one important purpose: answered the age-old question "what are some of the physical signs of LYING?" Fascinating. And, her makeup was pretty to look at.
PARIS IS CHILLIN’ IN MAUI, HAWAII
Just when you thought the Paris gossip was over for this post….
Ummm…. She’s incognito.
My arse.
Photos, with thanks, c/o Splash News.
LINDSAY LOHAN BETTER STAY IN REHAB
The longer she stays in there, the longer she can stave off the legal issues she’ll face when she’s out. Here’s what TMZ reports:
According to multiple law enforcement sources, toxicology reports
conclude that Lohan, 20, had "nearly twice the legal limit" of alcohol
and traces of blow in her bloodstream when she crashed her 2005
Mercedes SL-65 convertible into a curb on Sunset Blvd. around 5:30 AM
on May 26. In California, drivers with a .08 or higher are legally
drunk.
While Paris claims that she only had one drink before she got into the car on that fateful day of her DUI arrest, Lindsay…LINDSAY! There’s no denying that she was SMASHED beyond — on alcohol AND cocaine. She was so smashed that she smashed her car and is LUCKY she didn’t kill anyone. Now, should SHE do time?
CANADIANA! CANADIANA! ALANIS MORISSETTE IS (PROBABLY) DATING WHO?
Can I tell you? This guy, Matthew McConaughey (who’s name is almost as unfairly unspellable as the Gyllenhaals…), is ALL OVER the gossip websites. ALWAYS without a top on. I don’t think I’ve seen a picture of him dressed in, like, EONS! And, he always looks so gross and smelly. But, Alanis is apparently dating him — hence she’s at the BEACH, where he is YET AGAIN, topless. She looks GORJ as always. I hope she finds happiness. LOVE!
But, then again, she was also spotted hangin’ with Woody Harrelson at the Paul McCartney concert last night….
Ma girl gets around! I’ll keep you posted on her and smelly Matt!!
FIRST BRITNEY, AND NOW…
The SPICE GIRLS are BAAAACK! In their 30’s and all together for a grand comeback. Should be interesting…or not. They will not be stopping in Canada for their tour, though. Too bad for us. Whatevs.
BRITNEY SAYS "NO" TO CYNDI LAUPER FOR LOO-HOO-SER REASON
Britney was supposed to perform on stage this weekend at Cindi Lauper’s "True Colours" concert. BUT, she recently backed out. WHY? Get this…. As an inside source told Page Six, that "there’s no way" Brit will perform because "Britney said she would only dance or lip-sync – and to be on stage with Cyndi, you have to actually perform. It’s not happening now." What a joke.
Mo is gonzo. Eliminated from Canada’s Next Top Model. I, personally, was never a Mo fan. But, I did like her mature personality and her beautiful accent. As a model, though, she didn’t stand out. And, there was nothing she could do about it. So, she got booted for reasons unbeknown to her…. Well, REASON unbeknown to her: her height. At 5’7" she was simply too short to be a model. And, I, at barely 5’1" (YES, JEN, ’tis true!!!), understand the pain….
Hands down, my fave is STILL Tia.
What can I say, meloves the QUIRK…plus she’s GORJ.
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Did you check those GORJ belly shots of our readers? Check it — at Haley’s Pregnancy Blog!
LOVE!
xo Haley-O
BLONDIE — I LOVE that body language thing! It’ll be interesting to see how long Paris can keep up this act. Very interesting!
MARIA — Lindsay is BEYOND messed up. She and Britney need MAJOR therapy pronto. Happy Canada Day to you, too!!!
JEN — I KNOW you like Sinead! But, I just find her sooooo snorrrrre…BORING!! 😉
JILL — Actually, it’s been a while since I had a cold. I caught this one from the monkey, no doubt. I just can’t stop myself from KISSING HER! 😉
I have to disagree with you again!! I wouldn’t mind being the one that but lotion on Matthew!(By what I’ve seen we would never fight over the same guy!! and I don’t understand how Alanis always gets so much hot guys!!)
For CNTM, I was mad that it was not Tara that went home!! I just can’t stand that girl!!!
Hope you are feeling better by now!!(you tend to catch a lot of cold Haley!! Looks like you catch some as often as me, and that is a pain in the …)
SO GLAD you didn’t reveal the SYTYCD elimination! I have it PVRd and will watch it tonight.
As for Alanis, aren’t Matt and Woody good pals??!!
Spice Girls reunion?? Were they ever that big??
And CNTM, I find Tia very annoying but somehow intriguing. However, I do think Sinead (I think her makeover is hot) Rebecca and Cori have a good chance.
Funny, I was obsessed with freezies with both pregnancies. Actually everything had to be freezing cold. Water – tons & tons of ice!!!
Sooooo sick of Paris…
Alanis & Matt – not sure about that combo at all?
Lindsey, Lindsey, Lindsey…
I just don’t get the drinking and driving thing!!! ESPECIALLY when you’re a celeb – HIRE A DRIVER!!!
Happy Canada Day!
Hate. Victoria. Beckham. (Because I secretly want to be her!)
I’m with you on Alanis….she deserves to find a good guy. LOL @ “smelly Matt!” Let’s hope she’s not settling out of desperation.
One of the entertainment shows here…I think it was Access Hollywood, showed a body language expert analyzing Paris’s interview and it was a hoot.
She showed how she had this twitch at the side of her mouth when she said she never did drugs…which showed she was lying (as if we needed a twitch to know that!)
Then, they showed her walking out of jail for the first time. The expert showed how her body language was unsure and humble, with her hands close to her body and her shoulders hunched up.
But as soon as the crowd started cheering for her, her chin went up, her arms started to swing at her sides, and she started to strut. All signifying superiority according to the expert.
It took her…what…five seconds to switch?!! Amazing.