Hi Gorgeouses!
I’m thoroughly confused and disappointed. I have confirmation that Minden (pictured below) kisses me when he’s hungry and not because he loves me.
Hmph. Cheaty little kitty. I swear, he was doing his usual kiss-my-face-off routine this afternoon (it’s actually a really good exfoliation trick of mine…ahem). So, I was feeling all loved and special. But, then, I realized, there was no food in any of the cat bowls. "Hmmm…," I thought to myself, "maybe it’s time we test this cheaty kitty’s motives."
I wait an hour (after all, it’s not even dinner time!) — during which he follows me desperately around the house, smothering me with kisses whenever he gets the chance. Ew. I finally feed him. He eats. I pick him up, ask for a kiss.
Nothing.
Ears back. No kisses. Not even one.
So, it’s for freaking FOOD that he’s waking me up with adorable lovey-doveyness at 4 in the freaking morning. So disappointing.
I feel so . . . used.
Whatevs. CHECK IT!!!!!!:
I HOPE YOU DON’T MIND, BUT….
I’m done with Survivor. It’s good background fodder, but that’s it. It has officially jumped the shark for me. Josh-O isn’t watching it either. So done. Especially since they killed and ate a pretty bird. HATE. But, if you want great Survivor deets from now on, check out Ali’s blog Cheaper Than Therapy. She’s such a snark — you’ll love it. And, hey, while you’re there, check out her Grey’s Anatomy recap (Josh insisted on watching Shark tonight, so I have to wait till tomorrow to watch Grey’s.
In any case, Jessica got the boot.
Too bad, I’ll miss her dreads and and tattoos….
AMERICA’S NEXT TOP MODEL
As you all know, this week, we were treated to never-before-seen scenes from the show. Blah. Boring. There’s a reason these scenes haven’t been seen. Why subject us to them? Get on with the show! The only interesting part of the show was that we learned Melrose’s name isn’t really Melrose: it’s Melissa Rose….Whatevs. But, Gorgeouses, as Laural pointed out in the comments the other day, big news on the upcoming season of CANADA’S NEXT TOP MODEL: Jay Manuel is hosting!
Could this picture BE any more airbrushed?
Anyway, no Trisha Helfer this year. My prayers have been answered. Hopefully, the show will actually be good this year.
MMMM….BRAD
Photo c/o Just Jared.
Mmmm…. It’s pictures like this that make me wish really hard that I were Angelina Jolie….
But, then again, not really. Apparently, Brad and Ang’s security peeps are on HIGH alert in India, as she films A Mighty Heart, the story of Daniel Pearl. According to Us Weekly Online, the couple has received death threats from Al Qaeda — likely due to the nature of the movie Angelina’s filming: Daniel Pearl was kidnapped and killed by Al Qaeda militants. The story takes place in Pakistan, but they opted to film in Pune for security’s sake. So much for that.
NO, THIS IS NOT A HALLOWEEN COSTUME…
…It’s a fashion disaster! Colour’s gorj, though. And, great legs. Someone’s been working out….
Ew. They are literally Beauty and the Beast….
Photos of JLo and Marc c/o Splash News Online.
A CHRISTINA AGUILERA HALLOWEEN
Photo c/o Splash News Online.
I actually think this is a good look for her. Loving the pink hair. She sooooooo loves how her eyes look in this costume….Soooooooo!
JEN LEAVING LAX AIRPORT
Photos of Jen Aniston c/o Splash News Online.
Here’s Jen returning from her rendezvous with Vince in London. She looks happy and relaxed despite the crowd of police she’s got protecting her from the swarms of paparazzis. Can you imagine?
RETAIL THERAPY BEATS REHAB THERAPY ANY DAY….
Photo c/o The Superficial.
According to MSNBC, Nicole left her $80,000/month mystery facility to go shopping. Between this and passing out at Hyde Night Club (as I reported on Wednesday), Nicole is not taking her treatment seriously. And, is it me? Or, does she look impossibly skinnier than evah…? Oy. This is bad news.
Want to see my Top 13 hottest celebs list? Check it in today’s post at The Cheaty Monkey. It’s getting contentious in the comment area there! Like every all-important celebrity list, not everyone agrees with my choices. But, it is what it is. What do you think? Check it!
I’ve also got picky eater tips there….
So. Are you still watching Survivor? Did you see Jessica’s elimination coming? I sure didn’t (mainly cuz I wasn’t really watching…). Discuss. Jen’s dress? Discuss. Etc., etc.. Got Gossip? Let us all know in the comments!
xo Haley-O
Beauty and the Beast! That’s totally true! I gave up on Survivor 3 seasons ago, it just lost it’s edge I think.
It’s actually a really interesting photo of Nicole…. You can see a thicker image of her in the glass door. Creepy….
Ummm…Nicole. Ouch. What is there to say? I used to get a sick pleasure out of making fun of her but now, all I feel is sad. Poor, poor thing. Still watching survivor here…just can’t get enough Jeff. He’s the only reason I watch, LOL. 🙂
hi haley,jlo looks like shes wrapped up in shiny red foil.oh i just have no comment on nicole…i think brad and angelina are so beautiful together.and its tres cool that jay is going to host cntm.tricia was boring.laural is right check marc anthony into rehab with nicole.jen does look relaxed.
Ewww to Marc A. and to Nicole…THOSE LEGS! Sticks…she looks like a pre-teen girl.
Not watching Survivor either. It just doesn’t have IT anymore.
Jen looks great but, what a life!
NOT loving JLo’s dress, but don’t really love her either…she & whats-his-name go well together…not that into Brad either, I’m a Jenn-er there, and she looks good. Like Christina’s Halloween……
So glad you’re done with Survivor, Haley! Poor bird… Shudder…;)
Have I mentioned I’m excited about Mr.Jay???
And – um, yep. I think he’s gay. Of course he is. I always have crushes on gay men.
Anyway what is with Nicole??? If you were taking your treatment seriously and really concerned about how skinny you are you would be hiding the legs – because you’re embarrassed. No? I don’t understand that girl at all. She looked much cuter chubbier (i.e. size 2???) On the first season of Simple Life.
One more thing … Mark Anthony – ewwww!!! I don’t get it. At all. And he’s soooo skinny. he needs to check into Nicole’s rehab centre too.
Oh and am I the only one who sort of finds jay hot haha is he gay? I assume he is… but you never knowwww
I knew Melrose’s name wasnt Melrose prior to that show 🙂
They said it on a previous older show before the girls were even selected. Something about she felt people wouldnt remember her if she went by just Melissa or just Rose. Hence making up Melrose.
But yes I was so annoyed to see that it was a re-run in my eyes!
And what in the world is wrong with that girl MONIQUE! What a wacko….