Hello gossip buds! I’m in a humungous rush here because I’m off to a wedding! I’ve just come back from getting all glammed up — hair and makeup done. I totally don’t look like myself. Awesome! I mean, I look totally glam. Yummy mummy! Woot!
Anyway, I thought I’d bring you a little gossip to tide you over before I rush to the synogogue where my bro and his wife-to-be, Sabrina, are getting married. Pictures are at 1:30. It’s going to be a long day….Poor little monkey’s sleeping now. Gonna wake her up for a bath. She’s become a total clinger this weekend. Hates her crib, too….Anyway GOSSIP TIME before I have to get ready!
CHEATY’S CELEBRITY WORRIES!
You know we always worry about Nicole Ritchie (above) here at Cheaty’s Celebrity Gossip. Well, someone else has captured our worry: Kate Bosworth has some serious eating to do! Here are some recent pictures:
YIKES! Also a little worried about Marc Anthony….Looking a little more manorexic than usual….
Photos c/o Splashnews Online.
BRAD AND ANGELINA OUT ON THE TOWN
Here’s the royal couple at the Banksy Barely Legal exhibit in LA. Holy hotness….She cowers so much, though. Looking a little Katie Holmesish….Only, obviously not as fake-smiley and homely….(sorry).
And, apparently, Mr. Pitt has to sign in at the door. Ha! …hottness….
Photos c/o Splash News Online.
PREGGO WATCH: JENNIFER GARNER
Billowy top? "Hmmm…," wonder the Intergossips, "is the lovely Jennifer Garner preggers again?"
Photo c/o X17 Online.
Kay, now I’m back from the wedding–I hadn’t had time to finish this up…. Got a tired monkey in one hand, typing with the other….Signing off with throbbing feet! Don’t forget to comment for me, babes! I’ll love you forever! I’ll love you forever and ever if you visit me at my other blog, too! And, don’t forget, America’s Next Top Model starts WEDNESDAY! Can’t wait!
MANOREXIC. lmfao.
where did my comment go?? I commented – pinkie swear!! I OFFERED TO GIVE SOME OF MY MOO FAT TO KATE AND/OR NICOLE…… sad day. poof. gone.
I am soooo excited about America’s Next Top Model. So excited!
Oh – and I don’t think Angelina was cowering. I think she was being demure!!!
‘kay…Kate Bosworth OMIGOD! Is it possible to be that skinny and still be alive. Poor, poor thing. Marc Anthony – manorexic – never heard that but funny and so apropos. Brangelina…snore….I love Jen (oops, did I say that out loud?). Then again, if Angelina was after me, I’d probably drop everything and run off with her too, and I don’t even *like* girls that way. She has powers…
Ummm…reality TV – truly enjoyed Survivor despite serious doubts as to the shaky moral ground of dividing teams by race, but liked what you had to say about THAT social experiment in your last post. AMAZING RACE is a great show, but I was so, so disappointed to see “the two Muslim guys” and “the Indian couple” eliminated…I should say Bilal & Sa’eed and Vipul & Arti (see, I did remember, care of “Vipul of the People!”). GAWD, wouldn’t you rather see the cheerleaders get booted? Did they *really* say “Do Muslims believe in Buddha?” … “I dunno…”????!!!!?!?!?!?!??!!! ACK! Or Miss California and Miss New York – yes, I do hate beautiful women on reality TV – I can watch Fear Factor if that’s what I’m after. Ohhh…and nasty how some of the gals got all snooty over the fact that the girl with the (BROKEN!) artificial leg got to pre-board the plane ON WHICH THEY ALREADY ALL HAD TICKETS WITH PRE-ASSIGNED SEATING!!!
Okay, I’ll take a deep breath now. It’s been one of those days… 🙂
The wedding was a blast! So TIRED! Here in Quebec City now…loving it! Long drive, but loving!
So not interested in Canadian Idol — especially since the wedding occurred on the same night.
Heard Eva one though. woopdeedoo. She’s so purty, though….
Lost interest when Steffi D. was voted out therefore did not watch finale – but Amazing Race fun to watch
Hope the wedding was a blast! Can’t wait for America’s Next Top model…one of my faves. No comment on the Canadian Idol finale? Was it THAT insignificant?
Yes, Kate needs some serious food…the white dress pic, yikes!
i’m more worried about Kate Bosworth’s lack or brassiere than i am about her weight.
ew.