Hi Gorgeouses!
I could talk about Lindsay Lohan’s MySpace site being hacked into — now everyone knows about her dirty little secrets (a site with private photos and emails coming to a computer near you in 2/3 days)…. OR, I could talk about how Katie’s using her time away from Tom (while she shoots her new flick) to reconnect with family and the Catholic church…. but I won’t. Because it’s, like boring already. And, because I just told you all the interesting bits. INSTEAD, we got my LOVAH CLIVE OWEN!!!!!!!!!!!!! (EEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!), Angelina and Brad breakup rumours, Jude Laws new girl, Reese Witherspoon’s fake Starbucks name, fashion faux-pas, AND MORE MORE MORE!
aaaaaaAAAHHHHH CHECK IT!!!!!
MMMMMMMM…..CLIVE….!
CLIVE (yes, we’re on a FIRST-NAME basis…because we’re LOVAHS) is the new spokesperson for Hypnose Home. Talk about "the hypnotizing power of seduction," as the ad says. Whew. Got me! Why am I licking my computer screen right now. Have I been….HYPNOTIZED. Or, am I, as Beyonce says, "crazy in love"? Ooooo baby! Hottness. Crazay hottness. Mmwah. Eeeeee! A-ny-way…The image of him is inevitably HOTT, but it’s a little too airbrushed/photoshopped for my liking — I love my CLIVE rugged and raw. Hot in here? Omigosh YESSSS!
Scoop c/o Lainey!
ANGELINA AND BRAD ON THE ROCKS?
Yes they are. They are on the rocks. As Star Magazine reports, Ange is going away for 4-6 weeks to shoot her new flick Wanted. And, she and Brad are using the time as a trial separation. According to Star’s inside source,
They have so many serious issues between
them, that giving each other this
space might allow them to step back,
think about what they mean to each
other and decide where they want to go
in the future.
Another source tells the mag that
Brad is
forcing himself to go with the flow, but
he must be very frustrated….He can’t keep up with Angelina,
who keeps changing things around. They’ll sit down and agree on things,
but then she’ll just do something else!
Like taking on this film just a few weeks
after adopting her new Vietnamese son,
Pax. She promised that she was going to
be a stay-at-home mother, and then she
changed it up.
Good luck to Brangelina. You know, Ange is scheduled to do FOUR MORE FILMS in the next year! Whaddup widdat? She just adopted a kid and is planning to adopt another. I’m not one to judge. But, man, that’s one BUSY "stay-at-home" mom. And, I thought I was busy…. kay, NUFF SAID I’m getting bored already.
Scoop, with thanks, c/o Star Magazine.
JUDE LAW’S NEW LOVE
Sorry Ali, we all know you love him, but he’s dating someone else right now. Don’t worry, you’re way hotter. Yes, 34-year-old Jude is dating 38-year-old editor-at-large for Britain’s Harper’s Bazaar, Kim Hersov. Here they are lovin’ it up in GORJ Rajasthan, India.
She’s cute! Love her hair…. Apparently, they’ve been together since February. Kudos!
Photos and scoop, with thanks, c/o Just Jared.
FASHION FAUX-PAS: WHEN BAD CLOTHES HAPPEN TO AIIGHT PEEPS
I personally think that every celebrity should go out and hire JENNIFER ANISTON’s stylist PRONTO. Because there’s just so much heinous fashion out there, and something MUST BE DONE ASAP. (Then again, if everyone hired Jen’s stylist, I’d have less to talk and/or laugh hysterically about…so scratch that.) Check this week’s doozies:
JEANS WITH ZIPPERS ON THE SIDES? Please, NOOOOOOOOO! SAY IT ISN’T SOOOOOOO! Didn’t she do enough damage bringing leggings back!? What’s next? FLUORESCENT SUSPENDERS? And, sheesh, Lindsay should know that a good pair of jeans is ALL ABOUT THE BUTT. Helloooo? These are the most unflattering jeans EVAH — in every way. Uggers!
Photos, with thanks, c/o X17.
Doesn’t that hat ever sleep!? And, that dress….Oh, that nasty nasty smock dress! I’m soooo OVAH Britney gossip — borrrrring (but, rest assured, there’ll be more next week…blah).
Photos, with thanks, c/o Flynet.
NO! Not the high-waisted pant, with pleats, no less! Well, at least the white turtle-neck is nice — brings out her fake tan…. (We’ll not talk about the camel toe….)
Photos, with thanks, c/o Splash News.
AVRIL LOOKS PURTY….
Those lashes are coo! But, the hair? Not so much. Go away POOF! Go >POOF< asap!
CALLING ALL STARBUCKS LOVERS!
Reese’s Starbuck’s cup reveals the following important information: Ms. Witherspoon operates under the alias "Trista" (at least this time) when she orders her Starbucks. Hmmm….Intriguing….
Photos and scoop, with thanks, c/o Flynet.
SIGH…IT’S BEEN FUN!
Ahhhh bah-bye Sanjaya. It’s been fun. I’m SHOCKED that you’re off the show. Especially since Howard Stern, Votefortheworst.com, AND Perez Hilton were encouraging their zillions of fans to vote for you a zillion times. The show probably rigged it so you’d get booted. Because everyone knows the show’s rigged. But, whateves. I’ll miss you and your hair and your YUmongous smile. American Idol will not be the same without you. But, it’s okay, you’ll get rich quick from this anyway. So s’all good. Love.
AMERICA’S NEXT TOP MODEL: JAEL GETS THE BOOT
Twiggy and Nigel FINALLY got their wish: Jael is DUNZO. I say, it’s about time. I know, I know, I LOVED her in the season premiere. I thought she was going to take the whole thing home. But, then, she lost her spark. Maybe it’s her boring makeover. Or, maybe it’s all the skinny dipping (in a pool full of non-skinny-dipping others, on national TV). I dunno. But, it was time.
I’m LOVING Renee right now. She was soo gorj in the Secret commercial. She might just win? And, Natasha. I love Natasha. She’ll be hilarious as Tyra’s correspondent on The Tyra Show. Here’s hoping it’s the two of them in the finale. CALLED IT!!! How ’bout you?? Who do you want to see in the final two?
Have you voted yet?
Thank you, Gorgeouses!
Talk to me in the comments, kay? Things have been CRAZAY over at The Cheaty Monkey, so I didn’t get a chance to respond to the last post’s comments. But I read them all and LOVED THEM! I’ll be around for the convo this time, though. Fo sho!
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xo Haley-O
I didnt think Jael would win. To scatter brained. she was very sweet spirited though… but I think she needed A LOT of polishing.
I like Natasha because of her grateful spirit for being in the US. She seems so excited about EVERYTHING!
I dont like many of the girls though.
Britney is the most beautiful I think.
But she seems to wine a lot.
And I do like Reene, finally. She was mean towards the beginning and gossiped way to much for me… but I think shes turned over a new leaf. Not to mention she had the cutest lil boy!
So who knows who will win.
Im not sure at this point.
Apparently, I like to say things twice…it makes me feel important. Ha!
I’m over Brangelina…I do hope they work it out, but I also hope that they start collecting something else besides kids! Oh the therapy their kids are going to need! oy.
Camel toe, in the name of fashion is NEVER okay! Jessica, what we’re you thinking?!
I can see why Reese used a different name…her name is a bit out of the ordinary and would draw attention, although unless if whoever was in Starbucks (at the time) has been living under a rock for the past 10 years, she is going to be recognized!
Britney and those damn boots!! I am tempted to fly to California, attack her, take those damn boots, and fly back home knowing that I have just done the world a HUGE favor!!
I love Avril…she is just so darn cute!
I’m over Brangelina…I do hope they work it out, but I also hope that they start collecting something else besides kids! Oh the therapy their kids are going to need! oy.
Camel toe, in the name of fashion is NEVER okay! Jessica, what we’re you thinking?!
I can see why Reese used a different name…her name is a bit out of the ordinary and would draw attention, although unless if whoever was in Starbucks (at the time) has been living under a rock for the past 10 years, she is going to be recognized!
Britney and those damn boots!! I am tempted to fly to California, attack her, take those damn boots, and fly back home knowing that I have just done the world a HUGE favor!!
I love Avril…she is just so darn cute!
LD — I KNOOOOOWWW! When ever I went to order Josh a latte when I was preggers with the monkey, I’d always catch myself saying “IT’S FOR MY HUSBAND” or, loudly, “THE TEA? Oh, that’s mine”… 😉 And, yeah, Brit’s gone DOWN HILL, such a whiner!
ALI — SHE TOTALLY LOOKS LIKE SIENNA. Weird….
LG — Who will win? who will win!? 😉 I think Dionne’s losing it. “It’s coo! It’s coo!” is soooo not coo in Aussie….
TUGGY — I’m with you, I don’t get why they don’t realize how bad they look! Maybe they do, and it’s a publicity stunt, or they want to take credit for a new trend. Dunno.
JODI — Totally, LOVE! I’m thinking Renee will take it home, though, if it’s the two of them….
LORID– But, can Britney be a TV model? Never mind the amnesia…She’s not a great speaker, either….She’s great in pictures, but that’s it, I think….
JENN — You heard that scoop about the mags being pissed at Ange from YOURS TRULY! 😉 And, you do bring up a very valid point — can we trust these pissed off mags? I’ll keep an eye out….
VANESS — So true about the boots! I noticed that, too! And, there are MORE pics of her in those boots out there that I didn’t post! Too much. She’s brutal!
JILL — JAEL blew it with 50 cent. And, she just didn’t have it! :). You really like Avril’s hair? Can we agree to disagree? Love!
DAYN — What about Blake, though. I think he’s neat. But, I’m a Jordin fan ALL THE WAY!!! 🙂
GWEN — I think you’re on to something with putting NONE OF THEM in the top ten. They’re just not that strong this season, are they…. I hear you about the skinnies, too. But, they must be dressing REALLY bad (which they are) to be skinny AND look like arse! 😉
LAV — you’re hilarious! GREAT fashion commentary, there! So ON! 🙂 And, Renee totally cracks me up, too!!!
JEN — Love that you ROFLMAO!!! That’s what I’m here for — to make you laugh so hard you wake your kids up! BWAHAHAHAHA! 😉 THANK YOU! 🙂 And, I’m so sorry, Jen: no, Jessica is NOT starring in an 80s movie any time soon; she is NOT researching her role in those high-waisted pleated hideously awful pants.
OMG! ROFLMAO! I was getting hot under the (figurative) collar just reading your Clive thang! This post was SO hilarious! You totally crack me up, Haley…I just woke up my son from laughing so hard! Phew…THANK YOU!
K – I’m with Natasha and Renee…but Dionne has a good chance too.
Please, please, please tell me Jessica is starring in an 80’s movie??? Please?
hey haley,clive is pretty hot.so where did the mags get their brangelina news from?wow jude likes them blonde and skinny huh? whos wearing the ass squeezing jeans? looks like an accordion butt.wow whos grandma lent brit the boob loose smock?and the gross hat and boots and bag? its too much.those high-waisted pants are sooo disgusting.jeez who dresses those celebs? avril looks like a conehead in that pic.reese is so pretty.and jael it was about time dang her voice got on my last nerve.well i think you’re right about natasha(my fave)and renee.natasha is funny.
I think if you are skinny you think you can get away with anything clothes-wise. Maybe that is just a big girl’s view. 🙂 ANTM I am not sure who I actually want in the top two, I am still not liking Natasha. Hmm, Maybe none of them. :}
I really want American Idol to come down to Melinda and Jordan.. They are sooo great!! Jordan has the best smile ever!!!!! What happened to Brit.. She used to be soo pretty..I don’t get the whole trashy look!! Where are her babies???? Reece always looks good, I want her hair!! Wouldn’t it be nice if Brad and Angie split..not for the kids..but seriously what’s better??!!
Brit, go get a bra!!
You should be damn proud your honey is off with angelina!!
I like Avril hair!!! 😛
Jael went down very bad since de 50 cent incident!!
Take a little time for us!!
OK, what’s with those boots that Britney has been wearing for the last… what?… three weeks??? Is there something wrong with her shin(s)? her feet had swollen so much she cannot take them off??? Is there a reasonable explanation anyone can come up with?
About the Brad and Angelina thing, I heard that all the magazines have been dissing her because her and Brad are giving all the “scoops” to People magazine. And if you look at the last couple of weeks it’s very true. Last week US had a bad story about her, this week it’s Star and Intouch. Let’s just say I’m suspious about the story.
Jenn
I think Brit has to make the final 2 on ANTM. Yes, she’s obnoxious and sucky, but she’s gorgeous in pictures and it seems to come to her naturally. I’d like to see her and Natasha in the finals. Renee bugs me more than Brit. Sooo happy to see Jael go. As soon as she tried to do that Cover Girl commercial, it was clear that she’s never going to be a TV model… perhaps she has a future as a ventriloquist?
I totally with you on Renee and Natasha. Love.
Why use a fake name when you’re THERE PICKING IT UP? I’m confused.
And why can people with all the money in the world not buy mirrors so they SEE how bad they look before going outside?
ANTM…I think Dionne is going to make it to the final two. She is beautiful! Natasha makes me laugh so hard though – she did a great Aussie slang interview! Renee is doing well too…*L bites nails* oh, who will win??? :0)
anyone else think that Jude’s new ladyfriend looks a wee bit sienna miller-like??
ANTM – Renee is the only one that’s conventionally pretty. the others look good on camera…but off camera are not pretty at all. well, i guess dionne is pretty. i have no clue who i’d like to see in the finals. they are all pretty lousy, if you ask me. renee should win. she’s already a diva.
ANTM – I’m totally with you on Natasha and Renee as the top two. My money is on Renee. But you never know. Jael was driving me insane. And, Britney has to go. I can’t stand her!
Otherwise, I hated Avril’s look. Weird. I think she was maybe chanelling Tyra?
And, this is kind of unrelated, but about Reese’s coffee cup … when I was pregnant and went to pre-natal classes I totally needed a coffee to stay awake. But, everyone there was super against caffeine (I gave up a lot, but seriously, could not quit coffee though I did cut down) Anyway, I made the tim horton’s people write “decaf” on my cup so the other moms to be didn’t judge. I just feel totally connected to Reese with her fake Trista name now 🙂
Have a great weekend and enjoy the sunshine!!!!