Hi Gorgeouses!
On tap today: video — Scarlett Johansson falls down the stairs exiting SNL (funny!); Britney looks cut; Pax Jolie-Pitt?; cheaty fashions; AND (as the monkey ALWAYS says) MOH, MOH, MOH!!!
check it!!!!!
SCARLETT JOHANSSON FALLS DOWN STAIRS
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Ahem.
Sorry.
I really shouldn’t laugh at other people’s misfortunes….
But, THIS. I could watch it over and over again cuz, Oh!, it cracks me up so!
This makes Witney’s famous fall down the stairs on MTV’s The Hills look ballet-graceful.
HEE!
…Still laughing….
ANOTHER TRUTH ABOUT BRAD AND ANGE
So, here’s the latest about Brange. They ARE thriving — so much so that Ange has filed a
petition in L.A. County Superior Court to change Pax Thien Jolie’s name to "Pax Thien Jolie-PITT." This way, he’ll share the same name as the other children in the ever-growing fam. Even though I’m not an Ange fan, I hope they stay together for the kids’ sake. Brad looks so hot in this pic, huh, Gorgeouses?
LIKE, WHO DOES THIS?
Like, who goes out in public to let their facial mask dry? WHO? Wanna know? Michelle Rodriguez. Nothing more to say than…brutal.
Photos, with thanks, c/o Splash News Online.
BRITNEY LOOKS CUT
She’s definitely looking cut. All that lipo is paying off, looks like. Why (other than all the detailed reports) do we think it’s lipo? Because look:
Not only is she getting visibly slimmer by the day, but this girl LOVES her fast food….She drove miles and miles the other day for tacos and fries from the Del Taco. I guess, when you need a Taco, YOU NEED A TACO NOWWW. Mind you…she IS dancing her ARSE off these days preparing for her comeback. But, still.
Photo and scoop, with thanks, c/o Flynet.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, SURI….
Little Suri’s 1 year old! Happy birthday, Cutie! xo.
IT’S CHEATY FASHION TIME AGAIN! CHECK IT!
It’s a beached whale! No! It’s Super Val! You don’t need ME to point out that THIS is NOT a good look for the ol’ hottie….
I’m sorry, Gorgeouses. This is the second celeb we’ve seen in LESS THAN A WEEK in high-waisted pants. They’re back, my friends. They’re BACK. And, unless you’re a tall skinny stick like Mischa (and NOT like Jessica Simpson — see Friday’s post), you in trouble, girl! (You guys, out there, don’t worry, high waisted pants will NEVER be in for you…then again, check this next doozie….)
Photos 1&2, with thanks, c/o Popsugar; photo 3, with thanks, c/o Splash News.
LEGGINGS! LEGGINGS AND COWBOY BOOTS (never MIND the low-cut tee)…ON A GUY! Yes, Gorgeouses, meet the new rocker trend. And, while you’re at it, meet Johnny Borrell — Kirsten Dunst’s new British-rocker boy-toy. The ONE day Kirsten actually looks aiight, she dons the UGGER-EST accessory EVAH — Johnny Borrell in Lindsay Lohan’s wardrobe!
Why don’t celebs wear bras! Alicia Silverstone — otherwise a cool girl — in dire need of brassier.
Photo, with thanks, c/o Splash News.
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK! (Fantasia at The Color Purple Broadway production’s after party….) No. Words. For. Atrocity. That. Is. Dress.
VOTE FOR CHEATY! JUST CLICK IT to VOTE (thanks!):
The BACHELOR: I MISSED IT YESTERDAY! Darn PVR didn’t record it! I’m doing EVERYTHING in my POWER to download it off the internet. Wish me luck because I’ll be DEVASTATED if I miss this.
THE Y&R: Did PREGNANT Victoria just HAVE SEX with JT? EW!
Talk to me in the comments, kay, Gorgeouses?
Want more Cheaty? Check it — at The Cheaty Monkey!
xo Haley-O!
Does Britney ever wash those hot shorts and fishnets?? UBER NAST!!
ANONYMOUS — Check it here for details on Brit’s surgeries (lots of lipo!!: http://urbanmoms.typepad.com/cheatys_celebrity_gossip/2007/04/celebrity_gossi.html
ouch fantasia! plse find out what britney’s (anything except lipo, please!) because i want to try it…
LISA — I knowww… he’s such a heart-breaker…. but he looks like sh–!
LD — I can’t stand Fantasia either. I wanted Diana Digarmo to win AI that year! And, yeah, I guess it’s the paparazzi’s fault again….
R&PG — I’m loving it, too. Fascinating how one secret can affect so many people. SO UNSETTLING that Vic had sex with JT while preggers — even if her husband cheated on her. Just weird!
ALI — It’s called MONEY. Money may not buy happiness, but it sure as hell buys LIPO.
LAV — That’s what I’m here for, yep! To make you’re “eyes vomit”! Good one, Lav!
DREA — Most of us can’t afford all the lipo Brit’s getting!!! I’m so not into Fries, but BRING ON THE PASTRIES! (mmmm…muffins!)
BB — Thank you so much for letting me know about Dru. Not sure how I feel about that. I sort of miss her. I’m LOVING Don Diamont for the first time evah in the years I’ve been watching Y&R. He looks better as he gets older. I actually wrote a post last week (or a bit before) about ALL the surgeries Brit’s having — check it. I loved Nick hating on Phyl, too. But, come on — to even suggest you wouldn’t marry the mother of your child because of THAT — was a bit much. Silliness.
~Can Angelina EVER look bad? Ever? Just once. Pretty please! UGH….hate, hate hate!!
~I was reading in People that Brit got a nonsurgical lipo procedure done, so you are totally right on that!
~Nu uh! That can’t be Val!!! Does he have another person stuffed in that wetsuit somewhere?
~I forgot to tell you that I read somewhere that Dru was leaving Y&R. So I guess they’ve left it open-ended on whether or not she really died in case she returns.
How hot is Don Diamont, by the way? Total jerk on the show, but totaly hottie in real life!!!
I like J.T. and Victoria together. I think they’d be good for each other.
And I was beyond thrilled to see Nick hating on Phyllis!!! Though he’s being a complete hypocrite (remember how he kept the whole “Sheila is alive and looks like you” thing to himself? I hope the show brings that up!)
I love fast food 2…::Sigh:: its my weakness.
BAD BAD FRIES!! BAD!!! I cant afford lipo LOL. Wouldnt ever get lipo though. Tummy tuck?… mmm… hahahaha
okay now my eyes are throwing up over so many pics i just saw.face mask,underpants on brit,val beached,fantasia dress,and johnny borrell what the hell? and yep victoria did jt.
britney’s body is killing me. it’s just not fair. that girl went from chubby to skinny in…what…days? and still gets to eat crap. there’s no justice…
but…seriously…someone needs to get a stylist. stat. and as long as it’s not Mischa Barton’s…
Victoria sure did! I say go for it, he might be the only one who doesn’t care that she is a Newman and could really make her happy. I mean the pregnant sex with another man this is a little ew, but really Brad practically made her do it. I’m loving this new storyline, how one secret is upsetting so many relationships. Clever writing.
I’m dying laughing about Kirsten’s boyfriend. I agree with you – she actually did look good in this dress and then he wore that. Why?? Not good.
Scarlett falling down the stairs … hilarious. That’s what happens when you wear a coat on your head!!!!
PS I can’t stand Fantasia
Val you break my heart!