Hi Gorgeouses!
So, I have a new crush…. I’ll tell you ’bout it later. For now: She IS preggers…; HEIDI KLUM’S SEXY HOT photo shoot; Hayden Panettiere is a good sister and has HOT BOYFRIEND; EVA HERZIGOVA’S GORJ breastfeeding pics with baby George; Justin and Jessica update; AND, MORE!
check it!!!
IT’S OFFICIALLY OFFICIAL, GORGEOUSES, NICOLE RITCHIE IS PREGGERS
“Yes I am. We are," Nicole told Diane Sawyer. "I’m almost four months." There you have it, Gorgeouses! It’s freaking true! (Why is Joel, like, TOWERING over Nicole — you’d think they’d have a better seating arrangement, or something…. That’s bizarre, right??)
AFTER THREE KIDS…SHE CAN STILL DO…THIS!!!
Ridiculous. Just…RIDICULOUS. She’s not just sexy — she’s SUPER SEXY. After three kids? This Jane Magazine photoshoot gives me hope. Gives me hope AND makes me a little depressed…. Hee?
AND…EVA HERZIGOVA
Wow, she looks GORJ with her new baby…. Not surprisingly. And, WOW, I have enough trouble breastfeeding discretely in public — let alone for publication in MAGAZINES ALL OVER THE WORLD (this one’s from Germany’s Leute, but it’s also published in Paris’s Match, etc.). Good on Eva for helping make breastfeeding beautiful, as opposed to how it’s often viewed in these North American parts, i.e., as something shameful or gross that should be left at home.
HAYDEN PANETTIERE IS A GOOD SISTER AND HAS HOTT BOYFRIEND FROM MTV’S LAGUNA BEACH
Awww…. There’s Hayden (LOVE HER SHOES) supporting her bro Jansen at the premiere of The Perfect Game, in which he has a big ole role. MORE IMPORTANTLY, her boyfriend Stephen Colletti was there scoping out the Italian-looking fare (probably asking about the carb content for Hayden)….
Mmm…. Never mind the food. He’s so yum. They’re cute together. Check how he’s totally diggin’ her. Sweet!
Photos and scoop, with thanks, c/o Splash.
AMERICAN IDOL 4‘S CONSTANTINE MAROULIS IS LOVING EVERY MINUTE OF IT
I was writing in front of the TV the other day. The soap Bold and the Beautiful was my background noise of choice. And, guess who was on the show AND in the opening credits!? CONSTANTINE MAROULIS! It was quite comical, really — because I will NEVER take him seriously as an actor or singer. Nonetheless, the chick in the pic here is taking him MIGHTY serious. Could it be love…? (I can’t believe I’m writing about CONSTANTINE MAROULIS right now…….) Tsk! CONSTANTINE!!!!!
And, all you Ashley Abbott (from Y&R) fans…….. She’s now on Bold and the Beautiful, too — as herself. Still boring and everything, too.
THEY ARE SOOOOOOOO TOGETHER
They don’t want us to know, Gorgeouses. I mean, they’re not displaying ANY kind of affection publicly. But, they are soooo together — as if you didn’t suspect as much already…? Here’s the scoop: while they refuse to so much as hold hands in public, Jess was seen exiting Justin’s house at 10AM yesterday. Presumably, they made hott steamy love together all night long…. What’s the big deal, anyway. They should just come out with it already! We LOVES it!
Photo, with thanks, c/o Buzzfoto.
OH BOY….
Oh boy…. Is it me? Or does this pic of an unfortunately aging Steve Tyler remind you a bit of THIS:
To think I once had such a crush on him. He IS a grandpa, though…. A pretty hot grandpa, I s’ppose…. Here’s Liv and her clan (hubby Royston Langdon and their son Milo, 2) out and about on her 30th birthday:
Photo, with thanks, c/o US Magazine online.
I LOVE GREG NEUFELD!!!!
NEVER MIND Enrique in this vid. GREG is DA BOMB. SEXY HOTT! He even reminds me of my gorj Joshua Morrow from The Young and the Restless. And, THAT VOICE. He’s MY IDOL. My CANADIAN IDOL. I now officially LOVE CANADIAN IDOL. Carly Rae is awesome, too. But, AHHHHH, Gregggggg!
AND, ABOUT EVIL
I LOVE YOU! So, as much as I LOVE hearing you abuse the other Big Brother houseguests, you HAVE to stop. Because I seriously don’t know what I’ll do if you ever leave that house…. Probably, I’ll make like AMBER and go WAAAAHHHHHH! (What is WITH that girl?). And, while we’re on the subject of Big Brother, Kail has to go, and Nick HAS to stay — because we LOVES the Nick/Danielle drama, don’t we!?
I LOVE YOU, EVIL DICK!!! (almost as much as Greg Neufeld, actually!)
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xo Haley-O
BLONDIE — I’m such an LC fan. But, Stephen was SO CUTE! And, Amber’s crying? HILARIOUS!!! Josh and I always CRACK RIGHT up whenever she starts crying. That could be a good drinking game. Chug it every time Amber cries on the show!
KES — there’s a kid at my monkey’s camp who’s CRAZY tall like that, too. His dad is apparently 6’3″. I think Liv is really tall….
RENE — You’re so right, we need more stuff like that in North America. At least the intergossips are bringing it! I’m sure a lot of North American’s are “grossed out” and appalled or something by the pics, though….sadly.
JODI — Yeah, he was in Hairspray or something? I heard he was good. But, HE and SOAP OPERAS? Hilarious, ridiculous match, methinks!!
ALI — I’m SO pissed about it! I so wanted to see how long Danielle could resist him (if she did…).
JEN — I LOVE Carly Rae, too. don’t know if I’d buy the album, but she’s FAB. I agree, Heidi’s pics are a bit shocking….
AMANDA — WELCOME!!! And, thanks for commenting and complimenting me on the site! I really appreciate it. And, you and me both! I better look that good, too, after baby! Right now, it’s not looking so good! 😉
LAV — great point about the GERMAN pics of Heidi. The naked body is so different there than it is here…. I just don’t think of her THAT WAY. I like a more wholesome image for her. But, good on her for showing it off.
i love those pics of Ava and her babe.beautiful wholesome gorgeous.and good for her for breastfeeding.in heidi klums defense those pics are probably from a german magazine and nudity over there isn’t the big deal it is here.but i still didn’t like them.hayden seems like such a sweet girl.liv tylers boy is adorable.grampa steve needs to put his shirt on though.so is jessica biel just his quickie on the side or what.i so don’t like justin.
Hey – I’m new to your site, but I absolutely love what I see! I think I’ll have to add your site to my daily visits so I can stay current on the celeb gossip!
Constantine is so freakin’ weird! It’s like he’s always trying to seduce the camera with his eyes, but then it just doesn’t work out b/c he’s strange. Bleh.
And Heidi. Jeeez. I can only hope to look this good after I have my baby in December!
Yup, I love me some Greg Neufeld too. I thought Carly Rae was SO great. I would totally buy her album.
LOVE the bfing pics but Heidi…yikes! Too sleezy IMO. She’s so gorj, she doesn’t need to do the dirty thing.
i will be pissed if nick goes home. what the hell?!
i saw constantine on broadway in NYC several months ago…. and he was really good. i was surprised.
I was watching “Almost Famous” last night…missed the beginning though, darn it! But the new band manager says “Do you think that Mick Jagger is still gonna be up there rocking the stage when he’s in his 50’s? I don’t think so…” And I had to LOL! Ya know this movie was written after Mick turned 60 so they must have put that in there as a joke.
But yeah Steve Tyler would probably look better if he had taken better care of his body. But he must subscribe to that “Sliding head first into the grave screaming ‘WHAT A RIDE!'” thing.
Love the gorgeous breastfeeding pix. You said that was a German publication, huh? bummer. We need more shots like that in North America. The only ones I see are on the covers of LLL magazines and frankly they don’t look that great…and it’s not cuz they’re regular moms, it’s cuz the moms look all freaked out about breastfeeding for the camera. I suppose if they spent their normal life covered in only a pillow stuffed between their legs they might not have such a problem with it. OMG! Heidi…go get dressed. Yeah your still hot, but this isn’t Penthouse!
I thought my kids were tall. Milo is two? Seriously, what are they feeding that boy? 🙂
Ugh! I HATE Stephen Colletti!!! He was such a jerk on Laguna and I can’t get that out of my head. I guess every guy that age is usually a jerk, but still.
Yes, what is up with Amber on BB8? Did you see her tonight? She sounded like a 2-year-old. Seriously!
Nicole’s not looking too bad in that photo, but her knee is awfully bony. And look at Joel looking right at it. He’s probably thinking, “Is anyone else noticing the bony knee? Maybe I can subtly cover it up before anyone sees it. I want my chick looking hot. She’s gotta represent!” Their poor child!
The Heidi pics? Oh my gosh! They’re hot enough to *almost* make me a lesbian!