CANADA DAY GOSSIP

Hi Gorgeouses!

Happy Canada Day!!! As my gift to you, and to CANADA, I offer you THIS: Cam and her man, Britney and her chapstick, Rebecca Gayheart and her ciggy, Jessica and her GLAM, Beyonce and her METALLICS, the princes and their concert, Isaiah and his excuses, AND MORE!

check it!!!

MORE SCANDAL FOR VANESSA MINNILLO AND NICK LACHEY!

Life and Style Magazine has released these NAKED (but censored) pics of Vanessa Minnillo and
Nick Lachey. The pics were taken taken while the two were vacationing in Mexico last weekend. As the article suggests, these pics are BAD news for Vanessa, who’s already on scandal’s edge with the Lindsay-Lohan-and-knife pics…. Check the article (below) for more deets….

This issue of Life and Style Magazine is heating up the store shelves NOW!

WHAT BEYONCE WORE TO THE BET AWARDS

Not sure what to make of this…. At least her hair looks good…. And, she looks SUPAH SKINNY…. But, looks kind of painful…girdlish. And, here’s what she wore to perform in…:

I’m sensing a metallic theme of the night…. But, again, her hair looks good…, which is a rare thing, so let’s celebrate.

Oh, check the video of her BET-Awards performance — shows why the costume is actually BRILLERS. You have ESPECIALLY to check the intro to the performance, when the robot shell, like, magically unfurls to reveal metallic belly dancer — AWWWWWWESOME!

JESSICA SIMPSON IS BACK!

She LOOKS GORRRRRRRRRRRRJ!!!!! Like a mermaid or something. And, mermaids are so pretty, so I mean that in a really good way. She’s got her figure back, and her NATURAL-MAKEUP look, and her blond locks — all of what we loved in Jess — BACK. WHO’S the hotter sister now????? See, I’m NOT a fan of her pretend-real sister, Ashlee — the girl who tried to portray herself as REAL and CUTE on her MTV "reality"  show and then succumbed to an EXTREME makeover AND lip synced on SNL? Forget it. NOT a fan. JESS, on the other hand, is where it’s at — that is, if we’re comparing sisters, and, being a sister myself I know EVERYONE compares sisters! Who’s prettier? Who’s smarter? Who’s nicer? Blah blah compare compare. SO happy to see Jess clean up good. GORRRRRJ!
Photos, with thanks, c/o X17.

ALSO LOOKING GOOD….

Jen Aniston ALWAYS looks put together. GORJJJ. Love that blue on her. And, she always has the perfect tan and hair colour. LOVE!
Photo, with thanks, c/o Buzzfoto.

I’d, personally, go for less of a wedgy look when shopping for
bikinis. But, what a BOD on his girl. Eva Longoria looks great, and in
white… A white bikini for BIG WEDDING PARTY ON YATCH! …I actually
couldn’t make it to the party ‘cuz I’ve had this cold all weekend….
Photos, with thanks, c/o X17.

Photo, with thanks, c/o X17.

Cameron Diaz is GLOWING these days. Must be the blond hair. SO much better on her. And, she looks happy. Must be that MARRIED man (the magician guy) she’s dating…. Ohhhh, Cammy. Married-magician-guy’s apparently "secret" wife is filing for divorce, though…ahem…thanks to Cam.

Here’s a pic of the loooove triangle….

BRITNEY NEVER FAILS TO DISAPPOINT

While other stars look IMMACULATE most of the time, Britney pretty-much ALWAYS looks like ARSE. And, this picture is RECORD-BREAKING! I LOVE it! Makes me feel SOOOOO good about myself. Hee. No, it’s just really super heinous! And, is that chapstick she’s holding in one hand??? Not that there’s anything wrong with chapstick…. It’s just not really a hott celebrity staple…. And, of course, she’s holding the ever-present red lollipop in the other hand…; it’d make a PERF microphone for her to lip sync with at her next comeback concert, no? Ha! Yeah, SOOOOO, here’s what’s going on in the photo:

BRITNEY SAYS TO FRIEND: What d’y’all think looks more like a macrophone? The chapstick? Or, the lollipop? Okay, like, I’m going to try singing Toxic with the chapstick, you know, and then Lucky with the lollipop, and y’all tell me what’s the better macrophone, aiight?

Oh, FO SHO that’s what’s going on in that uggers pic. FO SHO!
Photo, with thanks, c/o Buzzfoto.

I LOVE CARRIE UNDERWOOD NOW!

Yeah! Carrie was just crowned world’s sexiest celebrity vegetarian by
People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals (PETA). She’s been a vegetarian since she was 13 (11 years), and she’s been very active in the effort to rescue stray pups and kittens. Carrie says she loves being part of the rescue effort "because I really love animals and it just makes me sad."

In honour of Carrie, I give you her latest video. And, I’ll have you know, whenever I hear it in my car, I sing it. Loudly. Fun! Enjoy!

Can anyone tell me what that last bit of the chorus is? Is it "Took a luminous lugger to all headlights / Smashed a hole in all four tires…." That "luminous lugger" part CANNOT be right. Someone set me straight? Pwease? LOVE! (And, I know I could google this, but I’d rather gossip instead….)

CELEBS WHO SMOKE

I, personally, don’t smoke. Being preggers, I’ve been both ABHORRING The Smoke and CRAVING it (and I haven’t smoked in YEARS). Anyway, I always find it interesting when celebs are photo’d smoking. Check the latest:

Rebecca Gayheart, Eric Dane’s (aka "McSteamy" from Grey’s Anatomy) girlfriend, looks like ARSE sucking that ciggy. If I were to be walking by her these days, I’d be holding my breath and holding back a HURL….

Elisha Cuthbert looks aiight. I’d probably enjoy walking by her. Mmmmmm…. cigarette smoke….. Cough cough…. Mmmmmm….! The things these wacky preggers hormones make us craaaaave! Seriously.
Photos, with thanks, c/o X17.

PRINCES WILLIAM AND HARRY AT PRINCESS DI’S MEMORIAL CONCERT (HONOURING HER WHAT WOULD HAVE BEEN HER 46th BIRTHDAY)

The princes came on stage after Elton John opened the concert with his famous "Your Song."

"This event is about all that our mother loved in life — her music, her dancing, her charities and her family and friends,” said William. “We just want you to have an awesome time and enjoy the line-up.”

And, Harry: “It’s great to see so many of you here supporting this very
special show.”

Here they are with Joss Stone (LOVE) at the Wembley stadium just
before the concert. William and Joss acted buddy-buddy for the cameras,
BUT (amid recent hints of a possible reunion with Kate Middleton)
rumour has it these two may be more than buddies…. BUT, Kate Middleton was in the audience, soooo, scratch that.

Awwwww! Here’s Prince Harry posing with 3-year-old Eufrafina, the daughter of Sandra Tagica, at a launch party at the stadium. Sandra Tagica met Princess Diana in Angola in January 1997. William and Harry also posed with the children who really hoped to meet them.

So nice. A real tribute to Diana, indeed.
Photos, with thanks, c/o Splash News.

I HAVE TRIED TO NOT TALK ABOUT THIS….

…because it’s EENUFF already. But, ALL the intergossips are talking about it. So, check.

Isaiah is VERY upset about the whole Grey’s Anatomy debacle. And, he’s making it a race issue. Here’s his now infamous argument (quoted AT LENGTH, for those of you who are interested, from NEWSWEEK MAGAZINE):

"Well, it didn’t help me on the set that I was a black man who wasn’t a
mush-mouth Negro walking around with his head in his hands all the
time. I didn’t speak like I’d just left the plantation and that can be
a problem for people sometime," he says. "I had a person in human resources tell me after this thing played out that ‘some people’ were afraid of
me around the studio. I asked her why, because I’m a 6-foot-1, black
man with dark skin and who doesn’t go around saying ‘Yessah, massa sir’
and ‘No sir, massa’ to everyone? It’s nuts when your presence alone can
just scare people, and that made me a prime candidate to take the heat
in a dysfunctional family."

"My mistake was believing that I would get the support from my network and all of my cast mates across the board. My mistake was believing I
could correct a wrong with honesty and sincerity. My mistake was
thinking black people get second chances," he says. "I was wrong on all
fronts."

"Patrick and I had a philosophical disagreement that got out of hand
and that I regret a great deal," Washington says. "I said a lot of
negative things that were never reported, but there was one word that
caught everyone’s attention, particularly someone who wasn’t even in
the room with us. It was a fight between two men that shouldn’t have
happened. But someone heard the booming voice of a black man and got
really scared and that was the beginning of the end for me. I see that
now, but I didn’t then."

"I apologized and showed my remorse for what I said and for the pain I caused anyone," says Washington "If a black man can’t get forgiveness in this country, when so many
other people like Robert Downey Jr. and the governor of California get
second and third chances … I think that says a lot about race and this
country where we stand."

"People who know me know what’s really in my heart," said
Washington.

"That’s what’s hurt me so much with all this. I was doing
what I’m doing in Africa for years—before Angelina and Bono. But I’ve
worked at homeless shelters for years and given money to make sure
people knew they didn’t have to be hungry or the street. I have shared
my blessings, but all that changed when this happened and it’s truly
heartbreaking for me."

I don’t know…. What do you all think, Gorgeouses? Is this a race issue? I know other people get fired or denigrated for scandalous comments like Isaiah’s — Don Imus and Mel Gibson come to mind…. Did Don Imus get a second chance? Nope. Like Isaiah, he was FIRED. What are your thoughts?

SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE — WAHHHHHHHHHHH!

Two of my FAVOURITE dancers — Jessi and Jesus — went home…WAHHHHHHH! I loved both of them: Jessi for that special somethin’-somethin’ quality she has about her when she dances, and Jesus for the sweetness, and the lyricism of his style. They are both STUNNING dancers and people.

BUT…. WHAT WAS JESSI THINKING when she prepared this solo??

Doesn’t she know that poofy costumes DO NOT SELL? Plus, is a poofy costume really the best choice for someone who just got out of the hospital for dehydration??? Very disappointing. She and Pasha were HOTT together…. Wonder if they’re an item…. I’ll keep an eye out. Anyone know?

And, Jesus…. Beauty dancer. Again, not the best solo…:

They will be missed, sigh…. I hate it when the dancers leave. It means we’re THIS much closer to the season finale, and I don’t want it to EVAH end! Plus, I love them all…. Wahhhhh!

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Love!
xo Haley-O