Hi Gorgeouses!
This little monkey’s dragging me all over the house and city. Me — that is, like, 50,000-pound preggers me (and that’s NO exaggeration!). I need a break. That’s where you come in. ON TAP TODAY: BRIT’S new singles!; PARIS’S short hairdo; OWEN WILSON did not use drugs in suicide attempt; new Hollywood couple alert; new preggers alert; and, MORE!
check it!!!
WHAT DO WE THINK OF PARIS’ NEW HAIRDO?
Another day, another bob in Hollywood. (Hmm…maybe that’s why my dumbarse hairdresser gave me such a bad short — I ASKED FOR LONG — haircut.) But, this bob trend REALLY works in Paris’s favour, methinks. She just HAD to get rid of those NARSTY hair extensions. They were, as Tina Fey famously described them, like "the hair of a fraggle"; she left "nasty wads of Barbie hair" from her "cheap weave" all over the Saturday Night Live set. So, yeah, going short and getting rid of her "fraggle" hair is a good deal for Paris. Looks good — much better. Britney can now learn something from Paris: EXTENSIONS OUT; SHORT HAIR IN.
{SHUDDERS}…BLEHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
AND, OMIGOSH — CHECK BRITNEY’S NEW SINGLES COLD AS FIRE and GIMME MORE!!! TELL US WHAT YOU THINK!!!
OWEN WILSON DID NOT OVERDOSE ON DRUGS
According to one of Owen’s lawyers, Owen did slit his wrists, but drugs did not play a part in the suicide attempt:
The attorney … told "Access" that the actor did not have his stomach
pumped. The attorney said Wilson had been taking antidepressants, but
was not aware of any other drugs in his system at the time of the
incident.
Wonder if Owen wants the world to know he’s on antidepressants. See, every teeny bit of his personal information is going to be sprawled ALL over the papers, tabloids, internet. Just what the poor guy needs right now. I feel so bad for him. Like, this is what I look like thinking about Owen right now:
Get well soon, Owen.
CHECK OUT THESE ABS….
Wow…. [must use hand to close gaping jaw]…. LOOK AT THOSE ABS. She’s had a baby, AND, she’s almost 38 years old. Awesome. I would NEVER wear that, though. Even if I looked that good. Would you, Gorgeouses? You can only wear something like that if you’re a celeb, and you want peeps to check you out. Buuuut, then again, she is in Hawaii — and, anything goes in Hawaii…. Ahhhh, Hawaii….
Photos, with thanks, c/o Splash.
TWINS FOR JENNIFER LOPEZ AND MARC ANTHONY?
That’s the latest rumour, Gorgeouses. The announcement’s coming out any day now, I hear. They’ve been seen shopping for MAYJAH baby gear…. Here’s just hoping the kids look like their mom….
NEW HOLLYWOOD COUPLE?
That would be Shia Labeouf (the kid from HOLES and, more recently, TRANSFORMERS) and Rihanna (Umbrella ella ella ella…). Very unexpected couple. But, cute! They’re both really young — awww, young love! Anyway, EVERYONE on the Indiana Jones 4 movie, in which Shia’s starring, is talking about it; AND, the two were spotted at a Beverly Hills restaurant together…. I’ll KEEP YOU POSTED!
BECAUSE WE LOVE IT….
This is for all the BIG BROTHER Amber love-haters or hate-lovers out there! I couldn’t resist. Have a good chuckle at one of the BEST SCENES in Big Brother history….
Hee! She’s SO BIZARRE. Will she go home tonight?? We shall see…. I’m not sure if I want her to go home because she’s so dang entertaining!
Josh-O and I are going on a date tonight (Thursday) — sans monkey! I let my readers over at The Cheaty Monkey decide which movie we’re going to. And, I’ll reveal which one "won" tomorrow, and if we liked it!
LOVE! xo Haley-O
I feel so much better about my own butt now that I’ve seen Brit’s. How come noone told her that was a shirt?
I love Paris’ haircut, although I could NEVER pull it off. To anyone out there who can, I envy you! Long hair is too hard to deal with!
J-Lo & Marc…hadn’t even heard they were preggers!
note to Brit…that is a SHIRT not a dress and even if you had a nice ass it shouldn’t be all over the internet! go buy yourself some nice “Mom Jeans” and hire a physical trainer if you wanna dress sexy again. Phishaw!
LD — I can, like, 100% assure you that Jen will have A LOT of help! 😉
JOD — I KNOW! It was TOO FUNNY!
ALI — I know…me, too! One day!
MARIA — OH! it’s the worst when people ask if you’re pregnant when you’re not. I think it happens to MANY of us — especially if you’ve been preggers at least once in your life….Sorry, Gorgeous!
ALLISON — LOVE the mutton metaphor! It’s PERF! And, if I EVER wore a dress like that in public, I’d be PINCHING myself to wake up — It’s as embarrassing as walking around totally naked. And, so UGGERS!
JILL — Ahhh…we agree on SOMETHING!!! The stars must be aligned or something! 😉 And, yeah, Gwen is really ALMOST 38. She looks incredible for any age.
MARGOT — the Britney story is getting more depressing and anger-provoking by the day. I’m sorry you lost 7 mins of your life. If it’s any consolation, I listened to them, too. And, GAG HURL! I can’t stand it. My little monkey started yelling she wanted me to turn it off so badly….!
SLEEPY — You know what? I can’t stand the Umbrella song either! Ahhh! what a relief to say that. Seems like EVERYONE adores that song and rihanna. To me Ri’s got NO charisma, NO star quality. I don’t think she’ll be a legend or anything….
COR — Awww!? NEVER be embarrassed to ask ANYTHING! We’re all friends here. And, I can’t even remember when they broke up. Must have been over a month ago. I vaguely remember writing the post about it. No reasons for the breakup were given (although now people are saying Owen’s partying drove Kate away — since her ex-hubby was a heroin addict and she didn’t want to deal with that anymore…), but they were apparently going to remain friends (but, all the celeb exes say that…). Great question, Corey! 🙂
Seriously, Britney obviously needs to pay someone to tell her when part of her body is hanging out. She just can’t seem to feel the breeze can she? ughers…..
ummm…yeah, I am so out of the loop. When did Kate Hudson and Owen split? I was too embarrassed to ask that on the last post. BLUSH!
Oh man I just watched that clip again (BB8 Whamber’s hotness) I just pee’d myself and I am not even preggers. It was Brillers!
Britt- blah, put those ass cheeks away already, they have dimples JUST LIKE MINE. Therefore do NOT hang them all out of everything. her songs kinda suck to but so many people are into the Britt trainwreck that they will buy them anyways.
J-Lo – I hope the kids look like the milkman (not like J-Lo or Marc) kinda sick of them.
Gwen – looks good, but I have seen homeless people in Hawaii dress better then that.
Rhianna – ahte that umbrella song, just sayin’.
Amber – BB8 – glad to see her go.
Paris – much better hair now, I hate extensions and never understand why they do they to their heads. Blah.
Okay, both of Britney’s songs (I can’t believe that I listened to both of them….7 minutes of my life I never get back) sound like someone made them on their keyboard in their basement. Her voice is barely audible & sounds more often like the sound my cat makes when another cat is in our backyard. I am just astounded by the new lows Britney seems to find on a daily basis (did no one tell her that what she was wearing is a shirt & does require some sort of pants, skirt, anything to cover her ass). I feel so sorry for her kids, even when they are older they will have to deal with all of this garbage that their parents have left for them. I have no more words about her, I am officially speechless
IS Gwen really 37??
Paris do is awsome!!
Damn Marc Anthony is ugly!! I fully agree on that point with you!!
Britney’s new songs, plus the normal-saggy ass hanging out of dress, it just seems like some kind of version of mutton-dressed-as-lamb, (though decidedly anti-feminist, I really think that expression can sometimes sum it all up)…it seems so obvious that she should be switching it up to a more ‘mature’ take on her career…why can’t she see it??? (who wears a dress that shows their bare ass anyway??!!?…even if said ass is fantastic, which hers isn’t). How old is she anyway? (doesn’t matter, with the kids, the now ‘normal’ body, the failed marriage, the breakdowns, she needs to drop the sex kitten thing).
I like Paris’ new cut. the bob is back apparently. Owen Wilson, very sad, .. where is Kate Hudson?
So glad Amber is out!!!!
I feel the same about Owen – so sad, wish I could help…
Gwen – so annoyed right now!!! I gad my baby around the same time as her & am same age, don’t look NEARLY the same!!! Would defintely wear that if were in Hawaii & had that bod! Someone asked me recently if I was pregnant – can you believe it?!!! I still have that baby pooch – HATE IT!!!
Luv Paris’ new do
i would kill for abs like that…
omg – i totally died when bb8 showed that amber wants to be a model stuff…. especially how they editted it.
If I looked like Gwen and was on vacation in Hawaii I would absolutely wear that outfit. (I would also go visit Dog the Bounty hunter but that is a different story). Sadly I don’t look like Gwen nor will I be in Hawaii soon 🙁
And, soooo cool about J-Lo and Marc. So adorable. I hope she has lots of help. I can’t imagine twins!