BIGGEST CELEBRITY PUMPKIN-PATCH SIGHTING EVAH!

Hi Gorgeouses!

How are you? We’re on NO sleep over here, but otherwise FAB. I’m high on Halloween chocolates (DANG JOSH-O forgot to HIDE THEM!) For today’s lineup we got, BIGGEST CELEBRITY PUMPKIN-PATCH SIGHTING EVAH!, JAKE & REESE, JUSTIN AND JESS, ZAC EFRON, BRITNEY, MARIE OSMOND, and MORE!

check it!!!

MARIE OSMOND BLAMES IT ON THE…ALLERGIES

Allergies. From the Malibu fire. They, apparently, can make one faint. Pahleease! Don’t you LOVE it when celebs INSULT us like that? Come on. She’s lost a ton of weight. She’s probably not eating enough to get her through all that exercise and adrenaline. And, she knows it. Besides, isn’t blaming fainting on "allergies" as good as saying you’re popping Britney’s diet pills?

Here’s the vid:

Is it bad that I find this hilarious…? I mean, she’s fine, so we can laugh now, right? Besides, the audience laughed — did you hear that?

JAKE AND REESE: ARE THEY? OR, AREN’T THEY?

LOOK!! They’re holding hands at LAX airport! Here’s how US Weekly describes the lovebirds:

Dressed in matching black T-shirts and jeans, Reese and Jake strolled hand-in-hand and smooched at Los Angeles International Airport October 22…. On October 19, Witherspoon, 31, was spotted resting her head on Gyllenhaal’s shoulder while walking through the streets as they enjoyed some downtime.

Just FYI, they were coming back to LA from Rome, where they promoted Rendition at the Rome Film Festival.

So, are they? Or, aren’t they? Are they coming out with it already? I HOPE SO! They’re sooo cute together! And, Reese deserves a sweet hottie like Jake, fashizzle…!

JUSTIN AND JESS ALWAYS LOOK MISERABLE….

Heh…. Even the DOG looks miserable!
Photos, with thanks, c/o X17.

GWEN STEFANI IN LAMB

She may be the ONLY one who does…, but Gwen LOOK GOOD in her LAMB clothing! And, she’s really the only woman in the world who rocks the red lipstick like she does. Can you think of anyone else? (And, please don’t say Christina Aguilera because she should really quit it with the reds….)
Photos, with thanks, c/o Splash.

ZAC EFRON? HOT?

Did YOU know Zac Efron had such a bawd? I didn’t! One MIGHT even call him kind of…hawt? Naaaah. Still too pretty….
Photo, with thanks, c/o Just Jared.

ANGELINA JOLIE HAS OLD-LADY LEGS

Maybe it’s the costume (for her new movie The Changeling)…. The old-lady stockings, the old-lady shoes. I know, I know, they’re vintage. But, they look more "old-lady" than vintage on Ange’s ridiculously skinny legs. Disturbingly. skin. and. bones. is. SHE!
Photo, with thanks, c/o Splash.

CAN I GET A BRIT BRIT! UGH….

Here she is on a supervised visit with the kids. She DOTH look happy…and a wee bit skanky in the mini-dress and those BOOTS SHE WEARS ALL THE TIME, but that’s beside the point. ‘Nuff said. We’re Britney’ed OUT. Oh, but where’s Jayden’s shoe? What. Evs. OVER. IT.

THE BACHELOR

Poor, POOR Hillary. The girl could NOT read the signs. HE WAS JUST NOT THAT INTO YOU! Her good-bye howl at the end, for-goodness-sake, was NOT such a big deal. The Bachelor used THAT to make us viewers stay till the end? "The most emotional exit ever"! "You must watch this!" "You must watch a woman self-destruct because you will enjoy it SO MUCH!" "DO NOT CHANGE THAT CHANNEL BECAUSE HILLARY’S GOING TO BLOW!" Ridiculous. She was a little psycho, though — only because she was so clueless and so in love with Brad so fast!

Kristy was also eliminated. But, she was such a non-issue. Whatevs.

I have NO idea who I want to win. Jenni’s a bit fake; Sheena’s too young (23, and he’s 34); Bettina’s a bit of a beeyatch; and, DeAnna is also a bit of a beeyatch and way serious. But, I say it’s between Jenni and DeAnna…. How ’bout you?

Also…. Is Brad for real? I mean, why doesn’t he just come out and say "I WANT TO SEE THE GIRLS GOING WILD IN THEIR BIKINIS" — instead of such bogus things like, "I wanted the girls to just have a good time, and be themselves…." Ugh. But, he’s sweet. I quite like him.

BIGGEST CELEBRITY PUMPKIN PATCH SIGHTING EVAH!!!

GUESS WHO!!!??? Hee….!

Okay, I’m outtie. Gonna try to get some sleep if the little rascal lets me! Come check things out at THE CHEATY MONKEY. I’m a little insane over there — you might like that.

LOVE!

xo Haley-O