BIG BROTHER OVER WAHHHHH GOSSIP

Hi Gorgeouses!

I’m still here! Still gossiping! Baby hasn’t come yet. SOOOO, on tap today: BRITNEY to submit to random drug tests; MATTHEW MCCONAUGHEY jogging topless (what else is new…); JLO officially preggers; ANGELINA and BRAD need a bigger bed; and, MORE!!!

Big Brother is OVAH! I will miss it SO! But, we’ll talk about it next post, when probably everyone has seen the finale, kay? LOVE! BUT, what ever will we do without our thrice-weekly Big Brother?? I’ll keep my eyes open for scoop on Daniele and Nick — how curious are we about THAT?

check it!!!

BRITNEY GETS TO KEEP THE KIDS…ON CONDITION THAT…

Brit Brit gets to keep her kids. BUT, there are MANY court-ordered conditions to this…. Get this:

1. Brit must submit to random drug and alcohol tests twice a week because the Court found that there’s "a habitual, frequent and continuous use of controlled substances and alcohol by the Petitioner [Britney]."

2. Neither Brit nor Federline can take the kids out of the state unless they have the written consent of the other parent or court order.

3. Both Brit and Fed are forbidden to talk smack about the other or his/her family or spouse, in ANY WAY, to the children. They are also forbidden to allow their employees or friends or whomever to do so.

4. Brit and Fed must successfully complete a "Parenting Without Conflict" program.

5. NO ONE is allowed to use corporal punishment on the children. No spanking.

6. Brit and Fed must "engage in joint co-parenting counseling." They will split the cost of the therapy, and the Court will assign a therapist if the two can’t agree on one.

7. Neither Brit nor Fed can drink or ingest non-prescription controlled substances 12 hours before taking custody of the children.

8. Brit has to meet with a parenting coach EIGHT HOURS EACH WEEK, at least. This coach will observe and evaluate her ability to parent and her interaction with the children.

WOW! Pretty brutal! But, it’s all worth it for Brit to keep the kids. And, with her career in shambles, maybe this will help her shift focus and get productive in other, more important ways. She’s now FORCED to focus on her parenting and on her kids. And, she’s finally FORCED to get some THERAPY! Ultimately, it’s all good for the kids. They get their mom (as crazy as she may be), and they get her NEW-AND-IMPROVED — FOCUSED on them and on being a responsible parent and ADULT for once! This is good news, methinks! How ’bout you, Gorgeouses?

BRAD AND ANGELINA NEED A BIGGER BED

The whole family sleeps in the same custom-made 9-foot-wide bed! That’s Ang, Brad, Maddox, Pax, Zahara and Shiloh! And, they want a BIGGER bed for the 5th, 6th, 7th kid, etc.,etc.. Here’s what Brad tells a Toronto Film Festival interviewer (qtd. from The Associated Press):

"We’re not done. They say, `Any plans for a fifth?’ And I say, `And
a sixth, and a seventh, and an eighth, and a ninth.’ That’s my answer,"
he said.

"We also made a 9-foot-wide bed" that can fit him, Jolie and all
four children, Pitt said. "Just big enough. One more and we’ll have to
go to 11 feet."

Sounds cozy…and crowded…and so NOT SEXY like one would hope for the hottest couple alive….

MATTHEW MCCONAUGHEY JOGGING TOPLESS

This is TOTALLY for you, Gorgeouses.  I’m SO not into him.  Click to enlarge, if you MUST.  Hee.
Photo, with thanks, c/o X17.

JLO IS OFFICIALLY PREGGERS AFTER YEARS OF TRYING

They did it! Marc Anthony and JLo are 12 weeks pregnant with what looks to be TWINS. It’s official. Apparently, they’d been trying for 2 years and finally opted for in vitro fertilization. Of course, it was a success. And, (most likely) twins are on the way. CONGRATS to the happy couple!!!

ALSO PREGGERS AND HAVING A BOY…SURPRISE SURPRISE….

I predicted girl, and it’s a boy. Way to go. But, FINALLY, we have confirmation. Christina Aguilera is, indeed, preggers. CONGRATS!

IT’S BAD…REALLY BAD….

Can you believe that’s Amy Winehouse? How sad is that? And, who’s doing worse? Her or Britney. In this pic, she’s looking out the window of her London flat — waiting for the mail…. Apparently, despite how BRUTAL she looks, Amy’s getting ready to record her next album, Back to Black. As she told the UK’s Daily Mirror, "I’m sorted out. Nothing is wrong with me…. A lot of fuss made about nothing.” Here’s hoping. Yikes!
Photo, with thanks, c/o TMZ.

AMERICA’S NEXT TOP MODEL STARTS TODAY (WEDNESDAY)! DON’T MISS IT, GORGEOUSES!!!

Okay, Gorgeouses! I’m fading. And, fast. I think it was all that Brit Brit scoop.  Talk to me in the comments. And, again, thanks for commenting even if I don’t always respond (for now!).

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LOVE!

xo Haley-O