Expect the unexpected indeed, Big Brother.
You know, when you aren’t, well, expecting the expected….like HELLO house of stereotypes! Could Andrew and Enzo BE any more steretyped. My gosh, they are making Jews and Italians everywhere cringe every time they turn on their televisions.
So, the saboteur gets voted out first, even though not a single member of the BB house suspected that Annie was the saboteur. She gets the boot by accident. Hey, Big Brother, that sure didn’t go over as planned, eh? GIANT FAIL, I say. Do they have something else up their sleeves? I’ve heard rumors that this year all the contestants are being sequestered…maybe they are going to bring someone back? Annie? I hope not….she super bug. The producers better hope for some serious house drama…
…and I mean something other than Rachel and Brendon eating each other’s face off and the soon-to-be Hayden and Kristen eating their faces off.
The Britney and Monet nominations really weren’t all that surprising, even though Britney put up a huge “what? why me?” face because she really wants people to think she’s this sweet, little innocent backwoods girl, and yet, she says such lovely things as
“I swear to god, if Andrew says one word to me, I’ll throw his yamaka in the trash and pour sausage on it.”
“I hate Kristen with her spread out boobs”
and my personal favorite…
“I’m not crying because I care.”
I don’t want her to leave, though, because she might be an uber-bitch, but she brings some actual drama to the house, unlike Monet…who is, like, VANILLA.
(but I hear rumors that Britney gets off the block…so, um, yeah…)