Hi Gorgeouses!
We’re back! We had an awesome time! Just got home. Literally. Can’t tell you about it all now because can barely type with band-aid on left index finger. So I don’t reiterate what already wrote, check The Cheaty Monkey for deets. I’m going to make this quick and with lots of eye candy. Since I can’t type much (beyond finger issue, am sick as a dog right now), I ask you to caption these images with your own thoughts in the comment area, kay? LOVE!!!!
Now, check it!!!!
KINGSTON SPORTING THE MOHAWK MADE FAMOUS BY THE MONKEY…(OH, AND MADDOX JOLIE-PITT)
Somebody’s a cutie petutie!!!
Photo, with thanks, c/o Flynet Online.
HILL LOOKING HAPPY AND WARM AFTER BREAKUP
I’m telling you, this girl knows how to work the scarf. Funkay!
Photo, with thanks, c/o Flynet Online.
JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE WARMING THINGS UP
This guy never smiles for the paparazzi. He HATES them. I’ve never been a fan of his bod. I do like his song "Sexy Back," though. In fact, I have it as my cell phone ringer (and, no, I’m not ashamed of this — even if Ali tells me her hubby put it on her cell phone as a joke…ahem), and I dance to it whenever it rings….Yes, I do.
Photo, with thanks, c/o X17online.com.
BRITNEY’S FASHION TRAVESTIES CONTINUE
She’s wearing THIS to go out with her family for her MOTHER’S BIRTHDAY. Yes, you read that right! Why? Why? WHY!?!
Photos, with thanks, c/o, Splash News Online.
MARCIA CROSS PREGNANT
Because of my niceness, I will refrain from commenting on this. I think she looks a little waterlogged, to say the least. And, could be a little (again, to say the least) more fashionabe….What ARE those boots. I originally had a comment here about her weight, but I’m going to stop that. BIG IS BEAUTIFUL. We are not a fan of the skinny, or the Hollywood be-skinny messaging. We are bootilicious and we loves it!
Photo, with thanks, c/o Flynet Online.
KATE HUDSON GOES NEW-AGE
Kate Hudson looks FAB since ballooning a whopping 70 pounds during her pregnancy. Here’s an aiight picture of her. But, I’m finding it cool that she’s shopping for new-age reads. I used to be really into that stuff. Wonder if she’ll go Kaballah or Witchery (neeto!) or Buddha on us now…. I’ll keep you posted.
Photo, with thanks, c/o Flynet Online.
Please do NOT tell me what happened on Survivor. I haven’t watched it yet. Am too SICK SICK SICK to watch tonight.
Must go nurse finger now. Awwwww. Poor finger. Missed you all! LOVE! xo Haley-O
jill says
Don’t some of our fellow bloggers never listen to radio!!! Never heard SexyBack????
You have to give credits to the girl(brit) for once, she is wearing underwear!!!
Marcia is really really badly dress!!! It’s not like she can buy some great maternaty clothes!!!
Not into justin body? Did you see “the” cover of the Rolling Stone???
Get well, try to get as much as sleep has you can(know it’s not easy with the monkey beeing sick too!!)
ali says
not a joke because i don’t like the song.
i love the song.
a joke because my ringer goes off at work…and it is embarrassing as hell.
Tug says
I really don’t think I’ve heard the song… **sigh**
Yeah, Marcia’s a tad baggy…& I don’t think those are sweats like I’d said before…just the way her pants are falling. oh well.
lauraldawn says
Love that Marcia Cross is preggers and just hanging out. And twins. She must be feeling kind of gross.
Brit. Seriously. GET some clothes. That dress is horrible. And, I bet it was really expensive. Seriously. Clothes.
Hang in there and heal soon.
mamatulip says
Dang. Britney needs a new stylist.
Lesley says
Definitely missed you! I look forward to the daily dish! Yeah for Gwen having normal hair – Kingston is so freaking cute!
Much like Marcia Cross I was not a cute pregnant gal. I had the Fred Flintstone feet, puffy face and bloated just about everywhere. Definitely not hot!
LAVENDULA says
hi haley,glad you’re back.glad you had a great time.sorry to hear about you and monkey not feeling well.did you swim in the ocean?lol.what the heck is wrong with britney?is she like wearing a black doilly?yuck!kingston is such a cute baby.marcia does look a little bloated and uncomfortable.but at least shes not making the rest of us look bad.tell tug not too feel bad i’ve never heard sexy back either.
haley-o says
And, thanks for the well wishes, Tug. I’m feeling so sick I can’t sleep….hence HERE I AM….Okay, going to go try again….
haley-o says
TUGGY! Great captioning! I know who to call if I need a guest blogger! 😉 I cannot believe you’ve never heard SEXY BACK! Are you SURE? Check my new caption about Marcia. She’s definitely seen better days. I just think she should work the new booty, you know? And, not hid it in baggies and ugly, schleppy boots.
Tug says
LOVE Gwen’s top!! Kingston’s just adorable too.
Hillary & Justin look like I did today, only they’re more fashionable!! Have never HEARD sexy back – am I bad?? 😉 Don’t know that I’ve ever heard a Justin song…
Brit? Yeah, you know how I feel. Going to puke now.
Marcia? I don’t think she looks bad (should have tennis shoes with sweats though)…she’s human.
Kate’s always been kind of into this stuff – believes in ghosts & the whole bit…I like it.
Feel better Hales…get some rest. WELCOME BACK!!