Hi Gorgeouses!
I’m in a narsty mood. Here’s why (sort of…). In the meantime, what better way to lift a bad mood than to gossip? Usually, there’s no better way. But, not today. Because the gossip’s sad. Check…It.:
SAY IT ISN’T SO…
It is, indeed, a sad day in Hollywood. After 7 years of marriage, Ryan and Reese. Have. Separated….Rumours abound that it’s another case of "the other co-star." Here’s the co-star rumoured to have pulled "an Angelina":
Gosh, she even looks like Angelina…. Her name is Abbie Cornish, an Australian actress who recently starred in a movie with Phillippe. I’m speechless. Bad mood is now worse. This is a sad day. SUCKS BIG FAT HALLOWEEN LOLLIPOPS THAT I CAN’T EAT BECAUSE AM ON A ROLL ON MY DIET. Bitches (not you gorgeouses, of course. just general.)
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKKK!
Calling all K-Fed fans! K-Fed’s new album Playing With Fire was released today!!! Come line up with me to get one!!! Heh….There, made myself laugh. Ha. Ha. Next.
BECAUSE THERE AREN’T ENOUGH PICTURES OF KATE AND TOM KISSING
Photo c/o Splash News Online.
Ew.
A GIRL’S GOTTA EAT
Photo c/o Splash News Online.
Kate Bosworth buys food. I know, so not that exciting. But ALL the intergossips are talking about it. Amazing how getting skinny can make a girl this famous. Amazing, true and scary. Speaking of famous-for-being-skinny people….
NICOLE COLLAPSES AT HYDE NIGHT CLUB EARLY SUNDAY MORNING
Really hope so. If not just so we can all get on with our lives.
AGNESE OUSTED FROM THE BACHELOR
I’m shocked! She’s the only one with whom he seemed to have any chemistry at all. It was the language barrier that kept her from going all the way. But, if that’s the case, why not boot her a long time ago? There were more feelings and kisses between the two of them than there were between him and any of the other couples. I’m sorry!
I was shocked that Lisa made the cut. The girl’s on the verge of psychotic. And, her best friend / maid-of-honour-to-be did not do her any favours — revealing, as she did, just how psycho-wedding-obsessed her best friend is. Trying on a wedding dress in front of Lorenzo? Insane? What’s wrong with you?
Then there’s Jen’s Dad. Guns. EW! But, it was way cool that she kissed a shark. And, that they let the shark go. LOVE. But, her dad and his gun destroyed her chance to become a princess!
…Sadie the virgin. They’re making such a big deal about her decision, on next week’s show, to stay or not to stay the night in the fantasy room with Lorenzo. OOO-ooo-OOO! Whatever will she do? Helloooo?! You can go with him but not have SEX with him. Duhhhh. And, you HAVE to go. If she doesn’t accept his invitation to the fantasy room, I change my prediction; she won’t win. But, she’ll accept it. I mean, duh.
Lovelies, forgive me for my sour mood. I’m allowed to have one now and then, no? And, I might as well be honest with y’all about it. I just need a good night’s sleep and, perhaps, a little Halloween goodie for nostalgia’s sake.
Or, I could use a vacation to Argentina or Uraguay….
My parents just came home from there. It’s unbelievably gorj….
So, who do you think’s gonna win Dancing With the Stars? Anyone even watching it? I say Mario because he’s so gossip hott right now. Discuss.
Could Y&R be any more mysterious right now? Who do you think killed Carmen? Discuss. When/how will Sheila reappear? Cuz you know she’s gonna…. Discuss.
I am not having candy I am not having candy I am not having candy. I’m going to sit and stew in my odd mood and kiss a kitty. What can you do to help, you ask? Leave a comment (i.e., discuss — anything), and come say hi to me at my other blog.
xo Haley-O
Just wanted to say helloe
I can’t believe Reese and Ryan broke up! I thought they were the ultimate couple and would totally beat the odds of a hollywood marriage…sigh…
I heard about Reese & Ryan & had to call K right away…sad sad sad. Check out Nicole’s WRIST! OMG. TomKat – are they in bleachers? Like at a kid’s GAME? Quit already.
And the bachelor? I’m with you…I think they could have worked on the language thing – she SO needed to stay. Shotgun daddy’s girl? HA. How white trash can you GET. I’d have RUN if I were the bach. And Lisa? Get her gone….please.
Haha:) Ohhhh, if only the drama were limited to Hollywood, HBM! From someone who’s done the separation thing in the real world, it’s just as yucky on this side of the big screen! 🙂 And, I do feel bad for all these celebs that have to deal with the publicity – I found it hard enough to have to deal with the nosey, albeit caring, family, friends and co-workers when I did it!
So sad!
Sorry, you were in a mood, Haley:) Hope you’re feeling better!
Catherine, you crack me up! Ever an optimist! Maybe that’s the problem, we’ve been too optimistic, given to much credit.
Once my hubby and I watched that silly reality show “Tempation Island” and both agreed that was a B.A.D. idea. Why would anyone continually put themselves in a position where they were being flirted with, wooed, and boozed up daily to “test” their relationship?! We agreed that that test is not worth taking. Who wouldn’t be tempted and I love the man to death?! I think that is what Hollywood is like. These people are making out and having (fake) sex with some of the world’s most beautiful people…how can a marriage, the day to day monotony, ever compete with THAT??!!
In a way, I find the Reese and Ryan split comforting. I know – weird. But they were throwing my conception of Hollywood as a pit of loveless misery off kilter with their ghastly fidelity. It was getting in the way of me feeling superior.
hi haley,thats so SAD about reese and ryan.they were one hollywood couple i thought would beat the odds.maybe kate is buying groceries for the food bank?thats sure nice of her to do that.i sooo want to go to argentina.anywhere in south america would be nice.haley you should have some chocolate.it’ll cheer you up.chocolate should be a food group on its own.
I was shocked and horrified by the Reese and Ryan thing. So sad. I gasped when I saw it on Entertainment Tonight. Awful. And, he’s leaving her for someone. What????
Okay – but can I point out that you did not say anything about the hugest news in the World – Mr.Jay from America’s Next Top Model will now be hosting Canada’s Next Top Model.
I’m beyond excited. Though I don’t get the impression too many people are.
i am so saddened by the Reese and Ryan split. they seemed so happy. like really, really, really happy. like real life forever kind of happy.
Oh NO! Say it ain’t so. I guess I shouldn’t be that surprised that Reese and Ryan couldn’t make it work. It just seemed, well, real. Not like the typical Hollywood thing. So sad for the kids.
Am I the only one TOTALLY sick of TomKat?? Enough already.
As for Nicole, so sad and pathetic…what a claim to fame.
What beautiful pics! I would love to in that sunshine right now. I have the perma-chill of fall happening. Meanwhile, I am planning a January ski trip. I’ll have to wait ’til next summer for the warm sunshine!
K, Haley…I’ll see you in the K-Fed line 😉