the good
- small town boy who loves his mama, loves jesus and her horses too. love love love.
- el presedente in training. he was hilarious.
- Pia
- Jessica Brown, meth-girl. when her mom started talking, i teared up like a baby. i so wasn’t expecting her song to be as good as it was
the bad
- Guyliner dude. i have no words. also, kind of shocked they LET him be around young children.
- Fingernail dude. there are no excuses for ripping off your fingernails and then forcing Ryan Seacrest to look at your bag o’ nails. i don’t care how well you sing.
- Chad and Married-to-Chad…hangs head in shame.
the ugly
- William Hung redux. "you are my broooooooother, best friends foreeeeeeeever" oh, renaldo…you slay me!
- Douglas…his warm-up? brutal
the best line of the night: "You aren’t going to change your hair like Clay? Or wear the red leather jacket? Or sing ‘Grease’?" or possibly "They say love is deaf, right?" or possibly
"They’re going to take you somewhere… safe." Simon was ON FIRE. (and Paula was on something…)
‘other door’ count? NONE
THANK YOU for saying that Paula is on something. Other people are all like, “It’s so great she’s sober when she knows she has to be on TV now” and stuff… but CLEARLY she is still on the juice, people. Clearly.
Farm boy is HOTT! Douglas was scary. As was that girl with glitter all over her face the other night.
Darn it, I missed fingernail dude. I saw the preview and I thought he was showing Ryan a bag of drugs. Probably a good thing I missed him.
I agree, Simon was on fire last night! I laughed more than usual.
I love the Simon angelic bit at the end. I was laughing so hard!
The BAG OF NAILS?!?!?! WHA?!? Gagging. Right. Now. I actually liked him too but ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.
The meth-girl gone straight story was a good one. GAWD she looked bad in those pics.
Gosh golly that little farm boy was doggone cute now wadn’t he?
That Douglas dude was sad, man. “My dad heard me singing and told me he hates me”. And the sweat…ick. He was totally creepy.
Douglas was making me pee…. out of this world!
And gag on the nails! WTF?
I LOVE Simon 🙂 Tell it like it is baby.