So, I wrote this.
Go on, read it. You KNOW you want to.
Anyway, if you read closely you will see that there are TWO celebrities on this list who were attached when I wrote it, but are now, well, SINGLE.
See how this works?
So, basically, I broke up Zac Efron and Vanessa Hudgens AND Scarlett Johansson and Ryan Reynolds. I am MAGIC. So, you can believe that it was because of me, or maybe there’s just something in the air.
I mean, it’s not just these two ever-so-pretty couples. 2010 seems to be the year of the split. Michael C. Hall and Jennifer Carpenter. Tony Parker and Eva Longoria. Christina Aguilera and Jordan Bratman.
Anyone else you’d like me to break up this year? Jon Hamm and Jennifer Westfeldt, perhaps?
I keep waiting for Johnny to leave that waif of his…
so….i read “this”…what? no clive owen??? shock and aghast moi 🙂