I find the mornings can still be rushed... or, perhaps they're relatively easy at 9:30 AM, but when I look up again and it's 11:05 AM and realise we have to be at camp in twenty-five minutes (where does the time go?) and I'm not quite dressed to leave the house for the day, and one lunch still … [Read more...]
If You Don’t Think This is Funny…You Have No Soul
Or you just don't watch Jersey Shore. But really, you should. Because then you'd understand when I quack like Snooki and when I say "T-shirt time!" or when I talk about the GTL and getting it in and when I randomly shout "The Cabs are Here!" Oh man, it's good TV. … [Read more...]
Ellen Degeneres wins Halloween.
This year, my kids will be dressed as Lady Gaga, Harry Potter, and Spongebob Squarepants. And they will look awesome, as they always do. But not as awesome as Ellen.Who is...WAIT FOR IT...SNOOKI'S POOFShe wins. … [Read more...]