Now, where was I? Riiiiight... the fart. Or rather, the woman I'd seen stuffing something under her clothes earlier was in my line of sight, just across the store from me now. My heart started to pound faster as I looked for the floor manager lady I'd been speaking with before. (This is a … [Read more...]

*cue wicked guitar cord... then another*  Bark! Bark! Bark!*excellent jangly guitar riff*Been caught stealing oncewhen I was five...I enjoy stealing.It's as simple as that.- Jane's AddictionI actually was caught stealing once, right around that age - I don't remember how old I was exactly, but … [Read more...]