My feed is drenched with Halloween photos today, of course. It's a good day. My girls went to school dressed as a medieval princess, Merida, and an Orca whale. Tonight we'll go trick-or-treating and they'll get all hopped up on high-fructose corn syrup and go to bed with rotting teeth. Whether … [Read more...]
Fall Uniform: Updated
I forgot to mention one of the other things in my fall wardrobe. A timeless classic, really. The neon unitard with sheer midriff. Dress it up, dress it down. The options are limitless. (For the record, I was at a dress-up 80s gala this weekend.) … [Read more...]
The Things I Do…
Two weeks ago I was approached by Cam's teacher:Teacher: "I was wondering if you would be available to help with the grade 4 Medieval Feast next week?"Me: Sure. What do I have to do?Teacher: "Just help bring the food from the staff room down to the gym and help set it up and then serve … [Read more...]
Ellen Degeneres wins Halloween.
This year, my kids will be dressed as Lady Gaga, Harry Potter, and Spongebob Squarepants. And they will look awesome, as they always do. But not as awesome as Ellen.Who is...WAIT FOR IT...SNOOKI'S POOFShe wins. … [Read more...]