He: Mummy?Me: Yes, my love.He: Can I have a key?Me: A key? A key to what?!He: Like, for the house.Me: Don't say "like" so much. You want a house key?He: *nods* Yes, please.Me: *incredulously* Oliver, why do you want a key for the house? I'm always here!He: Yeah, but... you know... what if you're not … [Read more...]