My Daddy’s a Rockstar!!!

I don’t obsess over Will not having a dad.  It’s funny.  You know what you know and since he’s never had one, this is our normal.  Frankly, besides Father’s Day or when Will is doing something particularly annoying (which he couldn’t POSSIBLY have inherited from me), I don’t really think about his donor much.  I’m beyond thankful for him but it’s just not a focal point.

People do ask me why I picked him in particular.  In no order – this was why:
1. Someone else had used him and had had a healthy kid.
2. His family had no serious illness in their medical history.
3. He wasn’t a computer centric; logistic type.
4. He was cute.

That was pretty much it.  I could have paid extra for the ‘Golden Sperm’ and got a doctor or an astrophysicist.  But why?  I wanted a baby.  Would a swimmer from a rocket scientist be better than one from a glass-blower?  I didn’t care to find out.

But silly me.  I should have waited a few years and I could have had the sperm from a FAMOUS PERSON!  That’s what they’re offering at famedaddy.com – go on…have a watch.

YES! I know…it’s a joke.  Although – I didn’t until I watched this video.  But go on…go take the quiz and find out who your celebrity baby daddy should be.  Mine is Bono (huh? I said TALL.  I’ve met him…dude is not tall).  A few things here – a. how can people take this as real…it’s getting press coverage! The muppets would be more believable than these actors!  b. If you want to get knocked up by a pro-sports player or a celeb, stop taking birth control and hang out in Miami or New York or even at TIFF.

Maybe just MAYBE if this wasn’t so over the top ridiculous, I’d be pissed off at the messaging that we women would be shallow enough to base our donor choice on the celeb factor…but that could be slightly hypocritical of me, since I did go for Will’s donors looks!

Regardless – let’s take it for what it is…a joke.  And please, please tell me who your celeb baby daddy would be!!!