Dearest Little Girl,
Mama doesn’t mean to sound harsh but the fact is you are on notice. Your behavior lately leaves something to be desired. I know that space is a little cramped right now but you are just going to have to settle down because I can’t do anything about it. No amount of begging has convinced my doctor that you are most certainly ready to come out NOW. I also unfortunately cannot grow another 4-5 inches of torso space.
Also, I know that it startles you when I cough but that is absolutely NO REASON to punch at whatever happens to be in front of you. I understand that experiencing what must feel like earth tremors every 5-10 minutes is upsetting but trust me it’s no picnic for me either. I simply ask you to refrain from punching my bladder and/or headbutting my incredibly tender pelvic area.
Again, I don’t mean to be harsh with you but we only have 26 days left so let’s try to keep things civil shall we.
Love Mama
I know right, baby yawns are supposed to be cute. I’m a little frightened about just what I’m growing in there.
OMG! The video! If I didn’t know better I would think it was a horror movie. I am sure she is much more beautiful than the 3D ultrasound indicates (turns around and crosses all fingers and toes).
Love the letter. Hope she reads it 😉