Words for Wednesday – not all in one go, dammit

I am not sure if you have noticed but the very best sign to be is AQUARIUS. We are always told we are beautiful, strong, clever and headed in the right direction. We are never in trouble, we are always lovely and good. The future always shines bright for us.  I can spot an Aquarian from 20 paces. Sorry to all of you other signs who are constantly told that there is trouble ahead, that you are making colossal mistakes and that you are  going to experience acne, heartache and possibly end up homeless.

Don’t hate me because I am Aquarius.

Once when I was in my twenties a friend very into this kind of stuff, called me at 5 in the morning- ” I have been up all night ‘charting you’ and you are a triple Aquarian, the moment you were born ALL your stars were in AQUARIUS. The almost never happens”

YAWN. Yeah yeah yeah, so what does that mean? I asked.

It means that if you don’t fully utilize your creativity it will be destructive and tragic.

Thank you art. Thank you writing. Thank you way of seeing the world and everything that happens in it.

However, I recently got scolded by my horoscope for the first time. I cut it out because I thought  it was so true. Dammit.

“Mars in your sign helps you to realize that all things are possible- and indeed they are- but you need to be realistic. Although all things may be possible that does not mean you can do them all in one go.”