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You are here: Home / Life / Food / A Tale of Cream Gone Bad

A Tale of Cream Gone Bad

July 8, 2008 by Kath

Yesterday afternoon I decided to treat myself. I was at a coffee place (no need to name names) and got one of those lovely summertime treats: the frozen coffee beverage with whipped cream on top. Now, I love whipped cream so much that I usually save it for last…that’s the beauty of whipped cream on a FROZEN bevvie; it doesn’t melt into the drink, and you can slurp it up solo (with the choco-sauce drizzled on top) at the very end. YUMMM…

Now I will say that when I ate the whipped cream off my drink yesterday, it just didn’t feel quite right. It’s not that it tasted bad, it’s more that it was just, well, sorta wrong: a bit greasy, a bit stick-on-the-lips-y. I was slightly disturbed, but put it down to the chocolate sauce, that perhaps the cream was a bit frozen? Whatever. It was not quite right, but I ate it anyway.

WRONG DECISION!

Just a few short hours later, as I was putting my kids to bed, my head started to reel, I broke out in a cold sweat, I could hardly make it to the bathroom in time. I was SICK. So sick that when my husband got home from work, even he was worried (this is a man who is not easily phased by other peoples’ illness. His own, yes. Other peoples’…not so much). I had such bad spins that I couldn’t focus on anything…but closing my eyes only felt worse. I was dizzy, nauseous, and HOT! but I didn’t have a fever. I was sweating and shivering and my body was availing itself of every means it could find of expelling the badness from within. I thought for a while it must have been food poisoning, then speculated on the possibility of West Nile Virus (of course I don’t even know what the symptoms are and don’t really have any mosquito bites to speak of). I even had one dark, dark moment where I thought I might be pregnant again.

This morning I was still sick enough that I made the short trip to the doctor’s office. And even she remarked with dismay how bad I looked! But at least she was able to diagnose me. It is official. It has been Verified. By The Doctor. I HAVE FOOD POISONING.

It is death. It is worse than death. I have personally had strep throat and pneumonia, and neither one of them has anything on food poisoning. I am on a restricted diet of nothing but gatorade, and even that is next to impossible to get down. Gravol brings a measure of relief, but just enough to take the raging, dizzy sickness down to a dull roar. I have been told to expect at least another day of it before it is completely out of my system.

Some treat, eh? I tell you this, anyway. It’s going to take a while before I am up to eating anything with whipped cream on it!

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Comments

  1. Sweating Armpits says

    September 15, 2010 at 12:38 am

    I am a young lady, and i perspire a great deal. That’s not me extra fat, and i are sports. I simply add;to glimpse because of this simply because When i perspire similar to it truly is an excessive amount develop everyone which is fairly embarrassing. My spouse and i sweat external in the event I am very hot. We’ve discipline time the day after tomorrow (exterior activities) Now i’m destined to be running around and it is hot outdoors. When i shower each day When i have on deodorant, My spouse and i put on towels that aren’t small or even something. My partner and i costume pretty sporty truly. You should guide! How could i not really perspire an excessive amount of?

  2. Anonymous says

    July 9, 2008 at 6:21 pm

    Oh no!!! I’m sorry Kath, that’s so YUCKY!!! I hope it’s out sooner than later. Remember, the more you can get out of your system, the faster it’ll be over :-+

  3. LoriD says

    July 9, 2008 at 3:38 pm

    How awful! I had food poisoning many years ago and ended up needing to get a Gravol injection (as in a needle) to stop the insanity!

  4. Ali says

    July 8, 2008 at 9:55 pm

    food poisoning is the WORST.
    you poor thing!
    that’s so strange that you got it from whipped cream, though…i always thought it was just “an edible oil” product…hahaha.

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