Golden Globes 2010: The Good, The Bad, The Ugly.

I have much to discuss about last…like James Cameron’s hair, for instance. And Ricky Gervais’ brilliance…oh my god, when he introduced Mel Gibson? I died. But, as always, it starts with the dresses. Those I loved. Those I hated. and those I had to rewind to make sure I couldn’t see outlines of lady bits. (yes, I really did)

The Good:

Olivia Wilde. She is so beautiful. She could probably wear a paper bag and I’d still think she was gorgeous. But, I am happy that she went for understated and classy. And her eyes? STUNNING.

Emily Blunt. I mean, not only does she have the awesome arm candy, but she looks beautiful too. Her hair looked great. And her dress was so classy. 

January Jones. Now, I know that some of you might disagree with me here, and while I do take issue with the fact that she’s so incredibly wrinkled before the show even started, but I think black is ALWAYS classy on a woman, and she figured out how to make black work for her. I like it!

Kate Winslet. Seriously, when does Kate Winslet ever NOT look good. She knows what works for her and she always looks stunning.

The Bad:

Chloe Sevigny always looks bad. ALWAYS. I think she does it on purpose, honestly. It looks like something she pulled off one of her sister wives’ windows. She gets some points for pulling her hair back, though.

Drew Barrymore. OY. And that’s really all I’m going to say about that. and the zhu zhu pets that seem to be attached to her shoulder and hips.
 

Julianne Moore, who I usually think is pretty sexy. YES I DO. But last night she brought both the frump and the dump. This is a fashion miss. A serious one. It makes her look old. and much bigger than she actually is. Girl needs a stylist. PRONTO.

The UGLY:

oh, Cameron Diaz. OH, no no no no no. I shouldn’t have to zoom in on my tv to see if I can indeed see your lady bits poking through. The material was bad, the shape was bad…AND The CAP SLEEVES. and the shoes. barf.