Just when you start to think that Nicole Richie has put that whole bad-decision-making part of her behind her and that she was finally starting to get her shit together with her whole low-key mommy lifestyle and her seemingly normal (and kind of awesome) maternity and jewelery lines….she goes and pulls something like this..
“In the middle of night, the very early hours of September 9, 2009,
Sparrow James Midnight Madden was born to Nicole Richie and Joel
Madden. He weighs 7 lbs. 14 oz. Nicole, Joel, Harlow and Sparrow are
all doing
well. Thank you for all of your good wishes.”
SPARROW?
SPARROW?
seriously?
There’s a kid that’s going to be beat up in school!
I was going to say, “it’s not such a bad name for a girl…”
Is Sparrow a BOY?! Weak, man.