Week: 30Pounds Lost: 47.4 Okay, time for those of you who took psych in university to dust off your freudian theory. Because I'm going to talk about my ass again today! Yes, it was only two weeks ago that I was looking for advice on how to handle the newly found problem of butt cleavage, and here I … [Read more...]

Hi Gorgeouses! We're back! We had an awesome time! Just got home. Literally. Can't tell you about it all now because can barely type with band-aid on left index finger. So I don't reiterate what already wrote, check The Cheaty Monkey for deets. I'm going to make this quick and with lots of eye … [Read more...]

everyone's been asking me how the office Christmas party went. No, not this Office party. I was stressing over the Secret Santa...which i now know is called a White Elephant or a Yankee Swap. It involves stealing. it's most definitely in the Christmas spirit. ahem. I bought an Old Navy gift card and … [Read more...]

Hi Gorgeouses! We are having too much fun here to gossip....Well, nothing's more fun than gossiping with you, but, you know what I mean....Just wanted to let you know that the gossip will return on Tuesday. Pronto. In the meantime, and, to tide you over....CHECK THIS.... Yeah, that's Nicole in … [Read more...]

Did you ever have those moments that when you look back weeks, months, even years later you wish you had played it out a little differently. said something else. not been so quiet. or loud. or nice. or mean. well, my dear internets, i have had many a moment like this. I graduated high school in June … [Read more...]

The amount of love that has been swirling around the blogosphere this week has been overwhelming, in the truest sense of the world. I have been, I am, overwhelmed, bowled over, engulfed by all of the love. The auction for Tanner is proceedingly wonderfully - much bidding activity; much discussion … [Read more...]

Hi Gorgeouses! I have no time to write. As I type, one-handed, the cheaty monkey sucks her thumb and attempts to purple-nurple me, as usual....We're not breastFEEDING, I tell everyone; we're breastFEELING. (I've written extensively about CM's terrible breastfeeLing habit in my other blog.... It's, … [Read more...]

Hi Gorgeouses!!! Here I am at sunny Universal Studios, Orlando! Pardon the picture -- I'd literally just got there after a long and exhausting plane ride with the monkey.... But, look at that SUN! I got more pics over at The Cheaty Monkey. For now, I don't have long to post because the monkey's … [Read more...]

Among my many New Years Resolutions for 2007 (yes, the list is that long that i need to get started on December 13th.) will include my vow to actually use my agenda book. I am REALLY bad about using one. When i was in high school, i was obsessed with my Chandler's. I kept everything in it, and was … [Read more...]

As I never fail to remind you all, I've had a crushingly bad couple of weeks and as a result have been a negligent blogger. Short, dismal posts, and little to no blog-visiting. My title as Mother'Hood Tour Guide, Cheerleader and Welcome Wagon has been undeserved these past couple of weeks. But … [Read more...]