The joys of a two week March Break, a 20 year old neice, an ex-wife who has the kids this weekend, and a hubby who likes to play poker...and is quite good at it. Add these all together and you get a 4 day trip to Sin City, this afternoon. Of course nothing is ready, I have no clothes, I have huge … [Read more...]

Hi Gorgeouses! I have a bad cold, but I'm still gonna BRING it! What's Paris doing on the catwalk? Salma, can I borrow one of your bras? Could Hilary Duff BE any skinnier? Could Katherine McPhee BE any more Gorj? Heather Mills on Dancing with the Stars -- publicity stunt much? And, MORE! check … [Read more...]

i find the making of, the planning of and the execution of birthday parties for my children to be extremely stressful. there's so much to think about. where to have it - home/place? what kind of cake - homemade/store-bought? who to invite - the whole class/all of one sex/selected people? invitation … [Read more...]

Hi Gorgeouses! Has Britney made a nice male friend now in rehab? Don't tell me...is Lindsay trendsetting again? Are Katie and Tom really has happy as they look? Could Brad BE any hotter on his motorcycle? Could Jen Garner and Violet BE any cuter? How will Angelina like being a SAHM? How long will … [Read more...]

this is where i draw the line: "Wow, I've never had a nanny before, I wouldn't think of it. I love being a mother and I love working as well. If it ever came to a point where I would have to get someone else to take care of my children, because of my job I would quit. It's one thing to have a … [Read more...]

Hi Gorgeouses, I'M PREGNANT! I'm pregnant, I'm pregnant, I'm pregnant, I'm pregnant, I'm pregnant!!!!! And, I have been for the past 3 months! Can you believe? I've been morning-sick as a DAWG -- nauseous all the time, tired, vomiting, jittery, the works. And, I'm one of those lucky ones who suffers … [Read more...]

pregnant mom-to-be: "don't take this the wrong way, but there's just something about you that makes me sick." husband of pregnant mom-to-be"kay, what's the right way to take that?" when i saw the ad for this new show, i knew i was going to like it. (also...the ad was during the … [Read more...]

today it's all about you. because i need all of your help. all of you. when my boss and i discussed an 8-4 workday as opposed to 9-4, the husband started driving my 2 1/2 mornings a week carpools. but because of this, he now comes home late. usually somewhere between 7 and 8. i've gotten into a good … [Read more...]

Hi Gorgeouses! Are Lopez and Anthony headed for Splitzville? Will Baby Shiloh be the youngest Oscar nominee EVAH? How's Johnny Depp doing?  Tom and Katie like you've never seen them before? Will Kevin and Brit renew their "Promises"? And, more, pressing questions here at Cheaty's … [Read more...]

so, we're pretty sure we are getting a new nanny. yes, i realize we've been here before. We thought we'd have to get rid of her this time last year when i couldn't find myself a job and we couldn't afford to keep her. and we thought we'd have to get rid of her when she was planning to go back to the … [Read more...]