We are officially on vacation. although i'd hardly call it that. this morning we had an Emily wake up call of 6 am. and then an Isabella one at 6:20. yesterday, we flew through the airport, barely making our flight. they were actually calling our name. "passenger Martell....please come to the … [Read more...]

Hi Gorgeouses! Today we got Angelina FINALLY caught in her web of lies, more pics of Paris's new 'plants, Courtney Love's weight loss, Kate Hudson and Owen Wilson in LOVE, more Jen Garner and Vi pics, Jen and Ben planning baby #2?, Brit and KFed settle divorce, and MORE! check it!!!!! O-M-G! … [Read more...]

The act of writing this post is serving as a microcosm for the week I have had, and am still having. I have written this twice, and both times my computer has crashed before I have saved it or posted it. You would think that the second time I would be smart enough to save every few lines, but the … [Read more...]

Hi Gorgeouseseseseses, Soooooooooooooooo nauseouseouseous and sooooo tired after biggo nighto. Did you see me? Did you see me walking around all preggo and BUSTO (I cannot control how big these things are getting.....I think they're bigger today than they were yesterday). Anyhoot, after my … [Read more...]

so...what's a girl with a fabulous new haircut to do?? why, make her modeling (it's modelling in canada, isn't it??) debut, of course! Where is Tyra Banks when i need her? Or Nigel Barker (yummy!) for that matter? Last night at Urbanmoms.ca's Mom's Night-Out, i not only snagged myself a nice night … [Read more...]

Hi Gorgeouses, Was up all night last night. Sister gave birth to GORJ baby boy. I was at hospital all day and night. Too incompetent to gossip right now. Had 3 hours sleep. Sorry no celeb gossip this morning! Must conserve energy for Mom's Night Out. WARNING: Am not feeling well. Am severely … [Read more...]

if you haven't heard of MamaTulip, you should head on over to her site, right now. who am i kidding...who hasn't heard of MamaTulip? Well, she wants to play reporter...and who am i to say no to her?? so, i am allowing her to interview me with 5 questions. 1. If you could only watch re-runs of one … [Read more...]

Hi Gorgeouses! Are Brit Brit's comeback preparations in full swing? So, how did Anna Nicole Smith die? New celebrity couple alert? Could Reese BE anymore gorj? Why won't Brooke Shields just shut up already? Could Jess and John BE any ickier? And, more! Helloooo! I canNOT believe how NARSTY Lauren's … [Read more...]

Hi Gorgeouses, Minden says hi ("meow"). So, who's the latest celeb to get a DUI? Can you say...celebrity DORK moment!? Did Britney leave rehab too soon? Salma, can I borrow some clothes? Are J-Lo and Marc patching things up on their vacay? How insane can Tom Cruise get? ANTM? All this, … [Read more...]

Spring in books is wonderful. the weather starts to get warm. the sun shines. the birds chirp. it's green everywhere. parks are up and running in full swing. kids are back outside on bikes and playing sports. flowers start to bloom. but this is not real spring. at least not real spring in … [Read more...]