gone are the days when i can leave isabella to play quietly by herself. oh, no. this girl is trouble. you can't turn your back for more than a second. this is one thing i miss about having a nanny. not just the extra set of hands during that 4-8 crunch time when the kids are hungry and creanky...but … [Read more...]

Hi Gorgeouses! Who's the father of Anna Nicole Smith's baby? Who can dress in Hollywood, and who can't lately? So, who's dating Justin Timberlake? Who looks HOTT buying GORJ flowers? And, more! Who's freaking so morning sick she's RIPPING HER HAIR OUT!!!???!!!???@$#!@%$!% No need to check that. … [Read more...]

the Martells are cleaning house. well, as of this moment, the husband is cleaning house and i'm lying in bed and watching. (ps. i'm not feeling 100% and i had a meeting this evening and am just plain wiped) everybody has a thing. a thing that they do when angry. some people eat. some people stop … [Read more...]

Hi Gorgeouses, On today's menu: Fitty Cent is a MELISH ARSEHOLE; Hilary Duff looks GORJ at Entourage party; more Jen, Vi and BEN pics (because YOU LOVE IT!); American Idol's Chris Richardson is getting all the girls; Calista and Harrison out on the town, and MORE! check it!!!!! FIFTY CENT PULLS A … [Read more...]

According to Dictionary.com, there are 7 definitions for the noun "mess." 1. a dirty, untidy, or disordered condition. 2. a person or thing that is dirty, untidy, or disordered. 3. a state of embarrassing confusion. 4. an unpleasant or difficult situation. 5. a dirty or untidy mass, … [Read more...]

Isabella is in the crib in the room i grew up in. she has a bottle ("Bah-no!"), and no less than four pacis ("papis") with her. it's naptime. and we need her to nap before we leave for the airport. but she's screaming. bloody murder. so it's not easy. on any of us. the husband … [Read more...]

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I am so tired. I have that kind of tired that I have only really experienced when I was pregnant and that's definitely not the case now. It is an all-pervading body tired that seeps from my toes, crawls up my legs, swells my hands, locks my shoulders and neck and clogs any brain cells I thought I … [Read more...]

Hi Gorgeouses! Today we got TONS OF GOSSIP!: ANTM -- Goodbye GROG!; Jennifer Aniston dating new guy!; HOWARD STERN and fiance in Miami; Brit and Kevin's divorce finalized; Katie happiest without Tom; celebs in too-small bikinis; John Mayer TOPLESS (and not half bad...); AND MORE! check … [Read more...]

I am officially without a nanny. we fired her. i guess you could say that we got tired of the binging and purging, the staying out all night. the naps she was taking on the couch in the middle of the day. the laziness.  the using email in the middle of the day. the ignoring of our kids. the … [Read more...]

Hi Gorgeouses! I'm finally home from Montreal! About to collapse into the arms of my OWN BED again. Can't. Wait. But, first the gossip!: Jessica and John actually DO have sex (ew); Ange to adopt...AGAIN?; Brit's hair is growing back...; Apple and Gramma Blythe hit the town; Melissa Joan Hart pulls a … [Read more...]