My God! Instead of using cutesy titles for pregnancy books, why don't they just title them 101 Ways You Can F--- Up Pregnancy? Or 101 Things That Can Go Horribly Wrong during Pregnancy? Or 101 Ways to Harm Your Baby, or 101 Things You Can't, under Any Circumstances, Do While Pregnant, or 101 Ways … [Read more...]

some safe neighborhood i live in. guns! bullets! carjacking! insane. i live in the suburbs. i live in a place where my kids play outside. and in the park. and they walk home from school. the last i heard my kids were in school. in lockdown. but i don't know anything. no one really knows anything. … [Read more...]

Hi Gorgeouses! What a totally GORJ weekend! Do you LOVE it? Here's what's happening: update on Paris; Ellen and Portia; Christina pregnant? Julia preggers pic; Jessica FABULOUS; and, MORE! check it!!! PARIS: "DOING BETTER" AT THE TWIN TOWERS CORRECTIONAL FACILITY, L.A. Apparently, … [Read more...]

Last night Mr. Husband and I got treated to a little life on the other side of the fence...and I loved it. Through some fluke of winning a contest in which I did not even realize I was entered, Mr. H and I went to the Canada's Walk of Fame gala. We were invited up the red carpet, to the … [Read more...]

GORGEOUSES! SHE'S GOING BACK TO THE SLAMMER. Yup, to serve out the full 45 days of the ORIGINAL SENTENCE -- minus the 5 already served.... At the end of the court session, Paris was apparently dragged out of the courtroom kicking and screaming and yelling, "MOM! MOM! MOM!" Oy, I almost … [Read more...]

Hi Gorgeouses, Let's just cut to the chase. She's OUT. SHE'S OUT OF JAIL! PARIS IS OUT AFTER ONLY 3 DAYS! More on that later. What else: yellow shoes, Maggie Gyllenhaal, Jayden James Federline, Nicole Ritchie, AND MORE! check it!!! OUT OF JAIL ALREADY! PARIS! Three apparently VERY miserable … [Read more...]

one of the husbands most favorite 'let's embarrass Ali' stories comes up in many a conversation. Josh was young. about 2, probably. i had just gotten out of the shower and was in my bedroom, in a bathrobe. we were playing on the floor. he looked up, pointed at my nether regions and said, point … [Read more...]

Hi Gorgeouses! I'm probably the ONLY one LOVING this cold weather. The heat is TOO much for me. This is PERF. AnyHOOT, on tap today: celebrity split; a couple more MTV fashions; MALCOLM!?!; Paris scoop; VANESSA MINNILLO SCANDAL; and, MUCH (i.e., not just a little) MORE!!! check it!!! KATE HUDSON … [Read more...]

seriously. i have a confession to make. i don't like ice cream. i really don't. i like other sweet stuff - cookies, cake, pie etc. i'm just not crazy about ice cream. if forced (yes, forced), i'll get cookie dough and pick out the balls. (he. i said balls). this non-love of ice cream is becoming a … [Read more...]

Breathe in ... breathe out ... breathe in ... breathe out. YES, I'm a little nervous. Hold on a sec, gotta just check my junk email, 'cuz you never know if something important's there.... 'Kay back. So, yeah, I'm nervous about starting a new blog. New audience. New subject. Blank screen. Hold on a … [Read more...]