i always say i'm not going to go. always. and then i always end up going. always. i can't help it. i suffer from guilt. lots of guilt. and i'm not even catholic. usually starting from the day we get back from a trip to my mom's, she calls to make sure we arrived safely and then says, "ali, … [Read more...]

Hi Gorgeouses! Check it out check it out, we got MAJOR BABY NEWS ('tis the season), Justin and Jessica news, Katie Holmes, Jess Simpson and Mayer (feh!), Paris Hilton, AND MORE!!! And, how 'bout that crazy storm here in T.O.? Trees EVERYWHERE! check it!!! NEW MOMS/DADS: KERI RUSSELL, JULIA ROBERTS, … [Read more...]

So I can't walk. After I've been sitting for a while. Can't walk. After I've been driving for a while. Can't walk. Pelvis AND tailbone -- OWWWWW! Still lifting the 25lb+ monkey, though! Mommy's gotta do what mommy's gotta do! Burping. Every 10 minutes. <<BURRRRP!!>> No really, every 10 … [Read more...]

The Gaffer experienced her first sense of loss this week and although it was a relatively insignificant event in the grand scheme of loss, her disappointment has echoed over several days, which has of course worn dearly on my heart strings. Last Saturday we went to Best Buy to get Daddy's Father's … [Read more...]

the husband, bless his heart, didn't want to sleep in on father's day. seriously. but Isabella, the child-who-should-be-sainted, decided to sleep in until 8:30 on sunday morning...allowing both the husband and me to sleep in. the other kids went downstairs...on their own...awe.some. so, i offered … [Read more...]

Hi Gorgeouses! Let's cut to the chase, Gorgeouses: JUSTIN CLAIMS NOT IN LOVE WITH JESSICA BIEL!; Nicole Ritchie IS VERY LIKELY preggers; FIGURE SKATING SCANDAL!; Angelina with babes in New York; Jen Aniston to adopt!; and, more! check it!!! UNBELIEVABLE: WHAT JUSTIN SAID ABOUT JESSICA BIEL.... … [Read more...]

Hi Gorgeouses! Here's what's GOIN' OHN: celebrities take their kids for checkups, too; Shar Jackson denies Federslime preggo rumours; Paris back at Lynwood jail; Beyonce and Jay Z live it up; Jessica Alba got Paris fired; why Angelina says she's so skinny; and, MORE! check it!!! CELEBS TAKE THEIR … [Read more...]

ever since i was a wee girl, i wanted to be a writer. before i got married, i went through all the boxes and drawers and closets in my bedroom in my mother's house. and sat on the floor surrounded by notebooks. notebooks that were filled with 1/2 written stories. short stories. novels. YA. adult. … [Read more...]

Hi Gorgeouses! WADDDUP!!?? On tap today: SHOCKING (well, nothing shocks us anymore...) HOLLYWOOD RECONCILIATION; freaking Paris again; celebrity preggers news; BEN, Jen and Vi; Sacha Barron Cohen (LOVE!); and, MORE! check it!!! BRITNEY AND KEVIN...TO RECONCILE? According to NW Magazine, Britney … [Read more...]

coke or pepsi? Paris Hilton or Nicky Hilton? the city or the suburbs? sweet or savory? British accent or Irish accent? too hot or too cold? red or white wine? crunchy or creamy peanut butter? pool or ocean? phone or email? myspace or facebook? Jessica Biel or Jessica Alba? spiderman or … [Read more...]