Celebrities are notorious for choosing unique names for their children...Pilot Inspektor, Audio Science, and Moxie Crimefighter all make little Apple look mainstream. (the name has actually started to grow on me of late. i swear) Nowadays, it's not just the celebs who try to come up with the most … [Read more...]

Hi Gorgeouses! Okay, so A FEW OF YOU tried to get me in trouble with THE BOSS (Jen)! She told me ALL about it when we went out on the town with my fellow Urbanmoms writers and Agathe tonight. You APPARENTLY think I should be covering the REBECCA ECKLER story. Personally, I don't think it's my … [Read more...]

...and always be prepared. I always have the camera, so i get to reap the rewards of having the only pictures from an incredibly awesome (and giggly) girls night out at Grazie. The lovely Jen took us out for an equally lovely dinner. and Haley, the horndog (seriously...guys, she is like a man, … [Read more...]

Arrrgh. I'm having one of those days. Probably not the best day to blog. But, then again, probably THE best day to blog because blogging makes me giddy...(hee). My eyebrows are stuck in that same curled-up worried posture. Not sure why -- they're just stuck there. Maybe because I'm trying to keep my … [Read more...]

last week we sat down to eat dinner. Josh began devouring his steak. carnivore that he is, he picked it up with both hands and just dug right in. Emily sat for a minute. didn't say anything. and then, raised her hands in the air and said, "hello! vegetarian here!" um, what?! "do you … [Read more...]

We have an absolutely beautiful Black Labrador Retriever. He is very handsome and affectionate and very, very poorly behaved.  As a lifetime dog owner, I know that the primary reason for a poorly behaved dog, is a poorly trained family.  And many of Tucker's short comings are our fault. … [Read more...]

Hi Gorgeouses, Today's items: yummy mommy alert; Britney's new 'do (whoopdeedoo), etc.; WENTWORTH MILLER!; Prince William to reconcile with Kate Middleton?; Kate Beckinsale and her man are soooo HOTT; Cameron pisses off Peru; Hayden Panettiere was NOT kissing her on-screen dad last week; and, MORE! … [Read more...]

one nanny who quit. one new nanny hired. one trip to canada's wonderland. one laptop broken. one trip to see Nancy Drew. one trip to see Fantastic Four. one blackberry broken. one new set of dishes. by gien. one side-of-the-road emergency poop. (not by me) one new painting for our dining room. one … [Read more...]

to cut or not to cut? i'll be honest. i'm Jewish. I was raised Jewish and went to a Jewish High School. I dated Jewish boys and Jewish men. and I married a Jew. I have ever only seen a circumcised penis. I have never seen an uncircumcised one. NEVER. (and that photo of Jude Law doesn't count...) … [Read more...]

Hi Gorgeouses! I LOVE So You Think You Can Dance. It's freaking fantastic. So, join me in CELEBRATING it at the bottom of this post. As for gossip....JOHN AND PENELOPE? Jake and Reese -- dunzo. Suri is GORJ! Mischa never disappoints! Jess and Justin are sooooo together! PAULA HAS A NEW MAN?! Yummy … [Read more...]