Must. Have. Smartfood Popcorn. NOW!!!!!!!! No, seriously, I MUST HAVE IT. Hold on a sec, 'kay. Going to go call Josh -- he'll be coming home from swimming with the monkey now. Better catch him on his way home.... 'kay back. He's going to get me some. He better not dilly-dally, though. I need it … [Read more...]

I can't believe  I have been blogging for urbanmoms for 6 months! 6 months and I still haven't run out of things to say. People who know me well will not be surprised and neither will my mother!  The urbanmoms readers haven't run out of things to say either and I have amassed a wealth of … [Read more...]

i'm not sure how much i've told you about my mirena IUD, other than the fact that i love it. no periods. no pills to take. it's FANTASTIC. and everything was going along swimmingly until i read this. now you can all go over and wish the lovely, lovely mothergoosemouse a congratulations on her … [Read more...]

Hi Gorgeouses! Just for YOU!: What happened BEHIND THE SCENES at the Beckham W photo shoot? Who continues to take THE MOST terribly horrible pictures (other than moi...)? Who is Hilary Duff REALLY dating? How does Simon feel about Kelly's feud with Clive Davis? And, MORE! check it!!! SOME MUSIC FOR … [Read more...]

Hi Gorgeouses? What one of Canada's fave female singers just HAD A BABY? Who's selling her mansion again? GORJEST at the Hairspray premiere = who? Who's baby might be in danger because of her SCARY SKINNY bod, etc.? And, MORE! check it!!! SARAH MCLACHLAN GIVES BIRTH SECOND DAUGHTER!!! Last month … [Read more...]

i don't like to take my kids to restaurants. it's way more work for me than it is a pleasurable experience. the kids don't like to wait for their food. isabella doesn't want to sit in the high chair. or wear a bib. they make a mess. they are loud. they don't want to sit in their seats. and then i … [Read more...]

Hi Gorgeouses! Guess who's engaged...? And who's weave's DESTROYING her hair (hmmm, that's a tough one!)? Who's working out topless on the beach (as annoyingly USUAL!)? Who looks positively gorj after twins? Who's got convenient technical difficulties? AND MORE!!! check it!!! CHARLIE SHEEN ENGAGED … [Read more...]

i'm completely and totally addicted to my computer. my email. my sites. i'll be the first to admit that if you put me in a room with internet access, i'm going to check my email. my work email. my personal email. you name it, i'm checking it. if i'm in bed watching tv, i have my laptop in my lap. … [Read more...]

What is IN Cheez Whiz that makes it SO deelicious right now? I haven't eaten Cheez Whiz in, like, 25 YEARS. I'm an ORGANIC, WHOLE FOODS FREAK! I mean, I eat LENTILS and KAMUT and SPELT. But, today, I just HAD to have CHEEZ WHIZ. What's THAT all about? And, wanna know what's more? After I ate it? I … [Read more...]

First, a disclaimer; parts of this entry may be more judgmental than necessary and even than I actually feel but I'm getting a bit beat up on the whole baby business. I am a not so closet tabloid junkie.  I became one when the Gaffer spent her first three months in hospitals.  They were … [Read more...]