Hi Gorgeouses! Here's this long weekend's chocolate SCOOP: KATE WALSH gets hitched!; CELEB baby pics; HEATH LEDGER AND MICHELLE WILLIAMS split; freaking BRITNEY again (sorry); and, MORE. I love chocolate so much these days, I want to shout it from THE ROOFTOPS! I LOVE YOU, CHOCOLATE!!! Omigosh, I'm … [Read more...]

we've all seen it. she's everywhere. The question was pretty simple. Recent polls have shown a fifth of Americans can't locate the U.S. on a world map. Why do you think this is? The answer, erm, not so much. "I personally believe that U.S. Americans are unable to do so because, um, some … [Read more...]

Hi Gorgeouses! This little monkey's dragging me all over the house and city. Me -- that is, like, 50,000-pound preggers me (and that's NO exaggeration!). I need a break. That's where you come in. ON TAP TODAY: BRIT'S new singles!; PARIS'S short hairdo; OWEN WILSON did not use drugs in suicide … [Read more...]

"G-D bless you, G-D": my favourite line from Big Brother EVAH -- of course, not including ANYTHING Dick or Dr. Will ever said.... ANYWAY! WAHmber (the sayer of this fab blessing) is truly, truly somethin' else! More psychotic with every episode. And, eeeeee! Big Brother is having FUN with … [Read more...]

It's Saturday night. And, here I sit alone. With chocolate bar. And with tonight's episode of Celebrity Paranormal Project.... (All that paranormal activity on the show HAS to staged.... I don't know why I'm watching it.... Although I do find Adrianne Curry and Christopher Knight quite fascinating … [Read more...]

we will preface this post with a little disclaimer. yes, i'm small. no, i'm not fat. but i am beginning to believe some of those articles that say your friends are making you fat.  but not for the reasons they are saying. i used to eat lunch at my desk...and was able to get away with eating … [Read more...]

I’ve never really understood the whole New Year’s Eve thing.  Dressing up, spending too much money, drinking too much champagne staying out too late, just to wake up the next morning, feeling dreadful and realizing that the only significant change is in the calendar.  For most of us, there … [Read more...]

so, i told you on Friday that Miss Bella was getting herself a brand-spankin' new big-girl bed in a few weeks. so, now it's time to start working on her room. I never really did much with her room because it was yellow for the longest time. yes, yellow. When we moved into the house i was pregnant … [Read more...]

Hi Gorgeouses! As soon as I get my cheaty little monkey to bed, Josh-O and I are having a BIG BROTHER/TEEN CHOICE AWARDS pizza party! Cannot wait.... In the meantime, LET'S GOSSIP!: JESSICA SIMPSON new earthy-like style; KATE WINSLET gorjness in London; NAOMI WATTS AND LIEV SHREIBER out with new … [Read more...]

"Momma, you have two brothers and one sister, right?" "Yes, Emma, i do." "And i have one brother and one sister, right?" i already know exactly where she's going with this... "So, that's not really fair, is it?" "I don't know that this has anything to do … [Read more...]