I'm freaking out right now. Why? Because my husband is "touching up" the entire house. In other words, THERE'S WET PAINT EVERYWHERE IN MY HOUSE RIGHT NOW -- except in the monkey's room...she's napping. Grrrrrrrr.... I leave the house for 20 minutes to buy New Baby a floor mat for the … [Read more...]

so...the photo session went...well, not so well. i decided to go with the white and jean, but add some brown into it. not a huge stretch, i realize...but it's hard to come up with something! the photographer was completely uninterested in anything other than hurrying up the session so she could … [Read more...]

My head is pinging and ringing and gaz-zing with a few lights flashing and a lot of bumper pads being called into play. Sometimes I'm lucky and it happens during the day, usually while I'm driving. But lately the pinball wizard has been invading my sleep. I guess it comes with back to school time … [Read more...]

Hi Gorgeouses? Are they serious? Is Ryan Seacrest really THAT famous and great that he's HOSTING THE EMMYS? I mean, is this really happening? Is he really ELLEN and JOHNNY CARSON material? Well, I'm watching right now, and he's doing pretty well, I'd say -- lucky bastard.... Ahhh, I love Jeremy … [Read more...]

i must first interrupt our regularly scheduled blog to post some new pictures of my delicious nieces, Evie and Lauren. are you not dying from cuteness? okay...how about now?? i have said it before...i really need to get me a best friend who is also a photographer. really, i do. no, i'm serious. i … [Read more...]

A is for absolute adoration, affection, astounding admiration, at times all-consuming anxiety and always. Once a mother always a mother; the bonds never lessen, weaken or fade. I am 41 and my mother still calls me to find out why I wasn’t home the last time she called. The “burning the candle at … [Read more...]

Hi Gorgeouses! Wazzzup!: CHRIS DAUGHTRY performs for CBS Early Show; ADRIAN GRENIER has had enough of PARIS; ANGELINA disses BRAD; DIANE KEATON dresses badly; AND, MORE! check it!!! CHRIS DAUGHTRY PERFORMS FOR CBS EARLY SHOW IN NEW YORK Yeah, so he may just be the biggest American Idol star … [Read more...]

Hi Gorgeouses! Oops, was I ever OFF predicting a FAB show for the VMA's.... Freaking BOMB. That show was TERRIBLE. Disjointed. Disappointing. Boring. All that. And, I know this is all old news by now, but BRITNEY! I mean, BRITNEY! Could she have been more awful! There is a rumour that she meant to … [Read more...]

Being a parent is a little bit like being Spiderman. With great power comes great responsibility. You're laughing; but it's true. Babies come into this world as, well, empty vessels. It's up to us as parents to mold them and shape them into toddlers, then kids, then teens, then adults. We choose … [Read more...]

I'm packed.... Packed for the hospital! Well. I'm packING. Everything takes forever, so I'm just packing, not quite packed. Nightie -- checkBras -- checkRobe -- TBA (nothing fits!)Maxi Pads -- TBAUnderwear -- checkOversized Shirts -- checkToiletries -- check (mini shampoos and soaps and … [Read more...]