when you walk through a female-dominated office building, with a giant 1/4 slab cake box in hand, everyone wants to be your friend. and everyone wants to make a comment. "Having a party?" "Someone's birthday?" "Ooh...save me a piece!" "what time are you serving … [Read more...]

Is a child allowed to go to school with impetigo? That probably should have been my first question for the diagnosis of the scabs that had formed around the little Gaffer's body and arms and were now starting to weep. But I was so relieved it wasn't some form of cancer or other incurable disease … [Read more...]

i can't stop eating donuts. seriously. i can't. my friends went to Buffalo yesterday for the day. How jealous am i?? With the dollar the way it is, and a cheesecake factory so close to the border, it's a wonder that i don't go as often as i do - - - which is never. and when i came home last night, … [Read more...]

I'm in labour! water just broke! Will miss you, Gorgeouses, while am in hospital, but will be back with deets ASAP!!! EEEEEE! LATAH! LOVE! xo Haley-O … [Read more...]

Gotta run!!! LOVE!!!!!!!!!! xoxo Haley! … [Read more...]

in honor of that dumbass girl on Survivor: China who decided not to wear a bra on day 1, who clearly has never watched a single season of this show....i decided today we'd talk about our underthings. For a very long time, my mother was instrumental in my underwear purchasing. It was always jockey. … [Read more...]

Mothers are the nerve centre of the family. They operate at a more heightened sensitivity than the average human. At any given moment, most moms know, who in the family is where, what they are doing, which bills are outstanding what curriculum night is this week, whose pants need mending, whose … [Read more...]

Hi Gorgeouses, To.day.we.got: MARIE-LOUISE PARKER (whom I love) and her daughter; exciting pics from the SEX AND THE CITY MOVIE set; BRITNEY not doing well...; ZAC EFRON AND VANESSA HUDGENS dunzo?; AND, MORE...MUCH MORE! By the way.... The title of this post is UNINSPIRED by The Young and the … [Read more...]

the pictures are finally in...and scanned. ever since i got my digital camera...i'd totally given up on the scanning thing. i know, i know...they aren't great...but they aren't too terrible either! i almost like my candids better: by the way...how much are you loving Josh's new hair??? … [Read more...]

Hi Gorgeouses! I'm still here! Still gossiping! Baby hasn't come yet. SOOOO, on tap today: BRITNEY to submit to random drug tests; MATTHEW MCCONAUGHEY jogging topless (what else is new...); JLO officially preggers; ANGELINA and BRAD need a bigger bed; and, MORE!!!Big Brother is OVAH! I will miss it … [Read more...]