Hi Gorgeouses! Anyone watching America's Next Top Model? Or, should I rephrase: EVERYONE watching America's Next Top Model? How about Survivor? Anyone? Everyone? The Bachelor? C'mon Gorgeouses, he's the so-called "sexiest bachelor ever"! How can you not watch? Really, he is pretty … [Read more...]

On tap today: GUESS THE CELEBRITY BUTT; BRITNEY gives up the kids; I dream of GEORGE CLOONEY; SIMON COWELL and RYAN SEACREST hanging out?; JOAQUIN PHOENIX at LAX..... check it!!! GUESS THE BUTT! Can you guess the butt? Answer's at the bottom of today's post.... Photo, with thanks, c/o … [Read more...]

I have 9 days to lose 30 pounds, whiten my teeth, build sexy arm muscles, buy a funky pair of flattering jeans and still feed, care for and drive around my family.  I don't think it can be done.  There was a time in June where I had 100 days for this mission and I felt a bit confident I … [Read more...]

well lookie what we have here... this arrived on Monday. Isabella turns to my mom and says: "That's Haydee's bed!" my mom: "No, Isabella, that's YOUR bed!" Isabella shakes her head, "No, Bubbie," and she points to her crib, "THIS is MY bed!" uh … [Read more...]

So, hi guys! He's HERE! The new baby is HERE! He was born on Sunday, September 23, 2007, at 7:37pm. According to astrological charts, the nurses told me, he's a Libra. But, some would argue that he's actually a Libra/Virgo -- on the cusp. Either way, it's a good thing, you see. Because I'M a Virgo, … [Read more...]

Hi Gorgeouses, Can you believe? Britney has lost custody of her children. Apparently, the judge had HAD IT with her after a recent hit-and-run accident, driving without a valid license, and all the other drug-and-alcohol accusations, the pictures of Brit holding cigarettes in her sons' faces, etc.. … [Read more...]

you know what else i support? Jim and Pam! Jim and Pam! Jim and Pam! Holding hands! Looking happy! Sneaking around! and buying lamps! with the exception of this Jim and Pam make me squee! all over. Jim. is. hairy. who knew? I have so much love for this past week's episode, i cannot even begin to … [Read more...]

HI GORGEOUSES! I've MISSED YOU! Did you hear I had a baby boy? Check it: More deets and pictures over at The Cheaty Monkey! And, more more MORE on everything coming soon on my Pregnancy Blog. SOOOOOO.... Let's see what's going on in Celebrity Land!!! It's been, like, SOOOO LONG!!! And, don't be … [Read more...]

things i have done: ~~ let my kids eat boxed macaroni and cheese ~~ let my kids watch tv. (my apologies...forgot to rotate before uploading, and i'm pretty sure you can't rotate in photobucket...drr...) ~~ laughed while one of my children had a tantrum. in public. ~~ let my kids eat hot dogs. ~~ … [Read more...]

Cuddles are the miraculous cure-all for what ails. They fix scraped knees, scary dreams, sore tummies, harsh words, broken toys and with older children - when they still accept our arms around them -  broken hearts. There are sleepy cuddles, trying-to-wake-up cuddles, TV - watching, … [Read more...]